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Hey Pandas, Let's write a song . . . I'll start off the first line. The next Panda can add the 2nd line, just remember to copy the thread before, and make it rhyme. The funnier the better.
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#1
(Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .And I could fly like a bird, over the deep blue sea…Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .Yeet here I am, a gay pinguin, who is friends with a bee...Sometimes I get so confused. But whenever you are with me ...) I swim around so happily. I wish I could fly though, like my friend the bee.
Final score:
3points
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#2
We talk about the weather and the smell of the sea. My bestest friend doesn’t judge non-turtle me. my favorite holiday is Halloweeeen. Some days I wish I were a turtle. Or a shark, a dog, a tree!!
Final score:
2points
#3
Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .And I could fly like a bird, over the deep blue sea…Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .Yeet here I am, a gay penguin, who is friends with a bee...Sometimes I get so confused. But whenever you are with me ... I swim around so happily. I wish I could fly though, like my friend the bee. We talk about the weather and the smell of the sea. My bestest friend doesn’t judge non-turtle me. my favorite holiday is Halloweeeen. Some days I wish I were a turtle. Or a shark, a dog, a tree!! I wished I could fly like the bee how it glides
Not knowing it's how the bee feels inside .
He wishes to be a penguin he would embrace the sea
His dream of underwater would be a reality
The bee could swim with the turtle a dream of eternity
To wish he could sometimes change and be the one swimming in the sea.
Some days I wish I were a turtle. Or a shark, or a dog, or a treeeeeeee!!
Final score:
2points
#5
Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .And I could fly like a bird, over the deep blue sea…
Final score:
1point
#6
(Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .And I could fly like a bird, over the deep blue sea…Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .Yeet here I am, a gay pinguin, who is friends with a bee...)
Sometimes I get so confused. But whenever you are with me ...
Final score:
1point
#7
I wished I could fly like the bee how it glides
Not knowing it's how the bee feels inside .
He wishes to be a penguin he would embrace the sea
His dream of underwater would be a reality
The bee could swim with the turtle a dream of eternity
To wish he could sometimes change and be the one swimming in the sea
Final score:
1point
#8
Somedays I wish I were a turtle, then everyone would swim with me . . .
Final score:
0points
#9
Yeet here I am, a gay pinguin, who is friends with a bee...
Final score:
0points
#10
(Yeet here I am, a gay pinguin, who is friends with a bee...)
Oh I’m a gay penguin who is best friends with a bee. We like to travel and sing happily. We talk about the weather and the smell of the sea. My bestest friend doesn’t judge non-turtle me.
Final score:
0points
#11
And I would swim and walk to that place… where the forest meets the sea.
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
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