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Hey Pandas, Let’s Play Two Truths And A Lie (Closed)

Post two true things and one false thing, and the comments guess which one is a lie!

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#1

1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.
2) I had a funeral for a paralyzed ladybug that was led by a 9 year old Jewish rabbi (self identified rabbi)
3) I've had a bag of baking soda under my bed for 3 years

Final score:

15points

Candace Alagappan 3 years ago

2 4 sure!

1point

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#2

1) My wife and I were in Blockbuster, where the only other person there perusing the videos was Tom Cruise.
2) I’ve survived a shark attack, but my stomach looks like the Grand Canyon.
3) I live in the UK and have seen a large cat (e.g., Panther) roaming in a field near me.

Final score:

9points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I have seen in the news about panthers in the wild in the UK. Not sure about 1 so i will go with 2

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#3

1: I have been outside of the United States and even number of times.
2: I, at one point in life, was anorexic
3: I've never lost or broken a pair of glasses.

Final score:

7points

Rae Reyn 3 years ago (edited)

3. As a glasses owner, that one is impossible

7points

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#4

1. I wear glasses
2. I like to draw
3. I use photo editing softwares daily

Final score:

5points

Diana Lopetaitė

Sarah Simons 3 years ago

I think two and three could easily go together, so I'm going to go with one.

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#5

1. I have been convicted of stealing air pods in the 6th grade, even though I didn't
2. I'm a broken extrovert, I love talking, but am super shy at first.
3. I was called a racist twat

Final score:

4points

Yours Truly: Fantasy Girl

Kiki 3 years ago

I just found out the name for my kind broken extrovert I just kept calling my self and introverted extrovert

2points

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#6

1. I like to draw
2. I like to write
3. One of the things above is a lie. This is a truth ;)

Final score:

2points

Dizzy Falcon 3 years ago

3, def 3

6points

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#7

1. my oldest ancestor was a friend of the Chinese emperor
2. I am 30 years old (well, you can tell from my profile pic
3. I once had a pet shark

Final score:

2points

random guy on the internet

Eva He 3 years ago

2

1point

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#8

I play piano
I love public speaking and pressure washing (?) XD
My favorite author is Jodi Picoult

Final score:

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

4points

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#9

1. I have never broken a bone
2. My sister is special needs
3. I have sprained my left wrist and ankle

Final score:

1point

maya P.K 3 years ago

3

1point

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#10

1. I have only 2 aunts, but 11 cousins.
2. I am an only child.
3. I once had a pet duck.

Final score:

1point

Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)

Wilhelm Chile 3 years ago

3

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#11

My high school driver's ed teacher married a girl I dated before him.

I spent Easter vacation week in Disneyworld seven years in a row but I've never been on a ride there.

I avoided getting arrested by telling the cop I was collecting peppers to feed to a salamander.

Final score:

1point

Two_rolling_black_eyes

maya P.K 3 years ago

2

1point

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#12

Im too late... welp here goes:

1. I go to a private school
2. I play minecraft
3. I like pineapple on pizza

Final score:

1point

maya P.K (Submission author) 3 years ago

i will put the answer in after someone comments if thats ok

3points

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#13

1. i have a bf
2. im bi
3. i have friends

Final score:

1point

Lyniya Robinson

maya P.K 3 years ago

not three cuz im now ur friend

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#14

1. I have a human soul
2. I don't like people much
3. I am a slytherin

Final score:

0points

Phantom682🇺🇦

Ana 3 years ago

1, you have to be a slytherin because slitherins are the best

5points

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#15

1. I was fishing and there was a corpse in the water
2. I almost drowned at a summer camp
3. I'm Catholic

Final score:

0points

Arctic Fox Lover is Back!

Chaotic-pansexual-Gemini 3 years ago

I really hope it’s 1

1point

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#16

1.) I stole cutlery from my former employer
2.) I went diving once and cut my knee open
3.) I have a severe fear of giraffes

Final score:

0points

Katherine Nicholson 3 years ago

It is not 3.My math teacher is afraid of pandas.

3points

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#17

1. I have several tattoos
2. I am a console gamer.
3. I have a black cat.

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

2points

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#18

1. I've performed in New Orleans.
2. I've performed in Memphis.
3. I've been to Carnegie Hall.

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

3

2points

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#19

1: I have been out side of America three times as a 7-yo

2:I have five family members (including pet)

3:I own a hairless cat

Final score:

0points

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‍ 3 years ago

2!

0points

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#20

1. I have a cat
2. I am bilingual
3. I am a velociraptor

Final score:

0points

Luna (all pronouns)

Katherine Nicholson 3 years ago

He/she could be on the raptors basketball team.

2points

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#21

1. I hate cake.
2. I've never been to Disney World.
3. I love carrots :)

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

3

2points

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#22

1. My baseball Team played in the little league World Series and I had to sit out because I was injured.
2. My favorite food is pizza with pineapple.
3. I once had a dog that died the forst week i got it.

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

1point

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#23

A Tomodachi life themed 2 truths and a lie!

1. I am two hats away from collecting all the hats in Tomodachi Life.

2. My export item is a Printed T-Shirt.

3. I have got two gold bars in a row from playing mini-games. (a gold bar is worth $1,000 btw.)

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

1point

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#24

1: I got my dog for free

2: I own a one eyed rabbit

3: I work in a pet store

Final score:

0points

Alice Kristensen

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

2

1point

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#25

1 i am smart
2 i am a kid
3 im a farmer

Final score:

0points

bon bon purple boi

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

your profile is showing you are 9-11 so its not 2. You are into your gaming etc. so i would say 3

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#26

1: I'm non binary
2: I own rats
3: I live in America

Final score:

0points

Anonymous Akita 3 years ago

2?

2points

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#27

1. I have a real amethyst in my room.
2. I watch Naruto.
3. I wear glasses.

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

1point

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#28

1: I like broccoli
2: I have 4 pets
3: I am 5 feet tall

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

2points

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#29

1. Never broke a bone or had a childhood illness.
2. I have two cats, a dog and a 3 birds
3. I've driven across the United States from coast to coast 5 times.

Final score:

0points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 3 years ago

2

1point

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#30

I am not allergic to anything
I once lost my glasses in the one time i went in the ocean because I forgot to take them off
I am a sagittarius

Final score:

0points

-logansucrose- (he/him)

Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

3.

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#31

1.My dog ate cheez-its.
2.Blue is for girls and pink is for boys.
3.Mondays are awesome.

Final score:

0points

Katherine Nicholson

Christopher Reed 3 years ago

3 mondays suck

1point

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#32

1. I have an annoying dog

2. My parents got divorced recently

3. Im a student

Final score:

0points

Chaotic-pansexual-Gemini 3 years ago

1

1point

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#33

1. i have a cat
2. i broke my arm falling out of a tree
3. i once accidently opened the car door while we were going 70 on a freeway

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

2 and 3 sounds like an accident prone so i will go with 1

1point

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#34

1. I have ADHD
2. I'm not allergic to anything
3. I have over 3.5k followers on Tiktok

Final score:

0points

royale..luvss.xd

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

1point

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#35

1) i was in dance when i was little
2) i have never been out of the country
3) i died my hair pink

Final score:

0points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

3

1point

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#36

1. I've seen my bare knuckle (no skin)
2. I've seen and touched a real brain
3. I have seen and touched the inside of a lung

Final score:

0points

Christopher Reed 3 years ago

3

0points

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#37

1) I can recite the Periodic Table
2) I go to Canada every year
3) I have never broken a bone

Final score:

0points

Krazy Onion (KJ)

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

1

1point

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#38

1 i never told a lie
2 i have lied
3 my 5 year old brother have fish

Final score:

0points

anabella manion

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Well you have told a lie as this is what you are doing now so that would mean that you have lied so therefore i would say 3

3points

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#39

Ambidextrous
Likes online school
Loves avocados

Final score:

0points

By Deleted User

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

3

2points

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#40

1. Ambidextrous
2. Likes online school
3. Loves avocados

Final score:

0points

By Deleted User

I am avoiding my homework 3 years ago

1?

1point

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#41

1 I recently won the lottery
2 I jumped the grand canyon on a motorbike
3 I tell lies

Final score:

0points

Xavier 3 years ago

2

3points

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#42

1. I'm a published writer (under a pseudonym).
2. I was born in Malaysia.
3. I have severe nerve damage in my right thumb that means I can't close my hand fully.

Final score:

0points

maya P.K 3 years ago

Why is this -2!!!!!! im upvoting immediatly!

1point

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#43

1. I have a dog
2. I love herbal tea
3. I once spent 6 hours straight reading

Final score:

0points

maya P.K 3 years ago

why is this in the negatives? here lemme upvote!

1point

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#44

1. I memorize a tongue twister in a day.
2. It took me only 5 hours to read a 500 page book.
3. I only read mysteries.

Final score:

0points

GalacticLion (Submission author) 3 years ago

#3

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#45

1. I'm my bullies' worst nightmare.
2. I alternate between impeccable grammar and "lol get rekt boiiiii"
3. I was born in Kansas

Final score:

0points

lol idk 3 years ago

3 (I'm basically u just I wasn't born in Kansas.... UK all the way) Btw have you ever met toto? :)

0points

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#46

1. I have never told a lie
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ actually didnt roll he walked. (bravo 6, roll out. og meme)
3. I secretly don't actually like dogs that much lol

Final score:

0points

MangleTangle 3 years ago

3, its impossible to not like dogs

1point

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#47

1. I am a total geek
2. I LOVE dnd
3. I hate drawing

Final score:

0points

Theron Carpenter

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

DND!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY

2points

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#48

1. All my favorite foods are French or French Canadian
2. I love cats
3. I love vampires

Final score:

0points

Rage of Aquarius

#49

1. I have at one point in my life, been anorexic.
2. I make music, and have a bunch of different songs.
3. When I was 3 and giving my brother a grape, he also bit my finger almost down to the bone.

Have fun guessing! :D

Final score:

0points

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

I hope it will be no. 3

0points

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#50

1: i have 5 dogs
2:i has liazard
3:I like ghost pepper

Final score:

0points

Christopher Reed

maya P.K 3 years ago

3

0points

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#51

I love dolphins
My eyes are brown
I'm In collge

Final score:

0points

Claire Goodman (Submission author) 3 years ago

It is 3

0points

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#52

1. I am 6 feet 7 inches tall, and am sick of being asked "How's the weather up there?" and "Do you play basketball"?
2. I'm shy in person, but I have no trouble speaking to or performing in front of large audiences.
3. I'm easily distracted, and - look! A kitty!

Final score:

0points

Easily Excitable Panda

Julianne_thecatlover555 3 years ago

2

0points

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#53

1. A video of my dad playing beatsaber got over 20k views on youtube
2. I have a pet mini pig
3. I am omnisexual

Final score:

0points

Nerdy Panda 3 years ago

1?

1point

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#54

1. I am a middle school math teacher.
2. I have never been out of the U.S.
3. When I was 4 I had to get stitches because I fell off my bed.

Final score:

0points

sissy piny 3 years ago

1?s

1point

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#55

My daily screen time is 5 hours
I was in a school lockdown
I am able to speak three languages

Final score:

0points

Potato 3 years ago

1?

0points

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#56

1. I hate ducks with all of my soul.
2. I am an only child, as well as being an only niece as my aunts and uncles don't have any children.
3. I have never once eaten a candy cane.

Final score:

0points

S O N G O 3 years ago

2

1point

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#57

1. When I was younger my dentist murdered my orthodontist.
2. I’ve never eaten pizza.
3. I spent 8 years living in South Korea and became nowhere near fluent in Korean.

Final score:

0points

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

I would say 2.

1point

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#58

#1 a roleplay in a block game is taking over my mental state.
#2 I'm failing my classes
#I've had at least 5 pets

Final score:

0points

myvloggun [[ he/him ]]

#59

1. At one point, my family had 52 horses
2. My parents have divorced and remarried 4 times
3. I have twelve toe nails

good luck

Final score:

0points

DogPerson7 3 years ago

I say 2, they could be fake or they could just have extra toes, and a friend of mine has a lot of horses for rodeos, so that might be reasonable if they lived on a ranch.

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#60

1) I saw the movie Footloose in the theater over 50 times.
2) I held the elevator door open for George Takei (Star Trek's Sulu) when his leg was in a cast.
3) My son is named after one of The Beatles.

Final score:

0points

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

3?

1point

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#61

1-I play the violin
2-I have two dogs
3-I love oranges

Final score:

0points

Potato 3 years ago

1

0points

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#62

1. I mostly don't like to listen the music because it is too triggering.
2. I don't like to take baths since it reminds me the time I had almost drawn in a river.
3. I am 28 and still don't have a car and a driving licence because it scares me.

Final score:

0points

sissy piny 3 years ago

3?

0points

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#63

I am
1. monogamous in a committed polyamorous Vee relationship
2. a security crowd manager with cleithrophobia
3. gender neutral but present as cisgendered

Final score:

0points

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#64

1) I had a girlfriend brake into my apartment for a week, while I was on vacation, and lied about it when confronted 2) I have an embarrassing tattoo on my lower back so I never take off my shirt 3) I was once the 15th fasted swimmer in my state.

Final score:

0points

maya P.K 3 years ago (edited)

2 cuz then you couldent have been the 15th fastest edit: ahhhh sorry i meant fastest not fatsest im so sorry

2points

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#65

1. I've had a dog
2. A dog has run me over with an ATV
3. I have pet a white buffalo

Final score:

0points

#66

I’m Italian, I’m Chinese, and I’m South African. Which is wrong?

Final score:

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sissy piny 3 years ago

Chinese?

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#67

1: I ate my first burger after graduating 10th
2: I have been kicked out of high school
3: I am straight A student

Final score:

0points

Mohammad Azhaan

sissy piny 3 years ago

2

1point

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#68

I have got chickenpox more than once.
I have met the same celebrity more than once.
I have been arrested more than once.

Final score:

0points

Mohammad Azhaan

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

1

1point

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#69

1. I survived an 80:20 life-death situation
2. I love the Twilight series
3. I once passed an exam I never took

Final score:

0points

Mohammad Azhaan

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

Want it to be 1 or 2, cause I want to hear the exam story!

2points

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#70

1. I haven't drunk milk in so many years
2. I've never been to Disneyland
3. I own my own clothing bussiness

Final score:

0points

Priscilla Reshell

Potato 3 years ago

I'm gonna say 2

0points

#71

1. I am allergic to cats and dogs
2. My best friend and I are dating
3. I love anime

Final score:

0points

Potato 3 years ago

2

0points

#72

1) I absolutely dislike Netflix algorithms
2) I absolutely dislike exotic flavored ice cream
3

Final score:

0points

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#73

1: I have never had a B average
2: I've never broken a bone
3: My birthday is in November

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Wilhelm Chile 3 years ago

2?

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#74

This got way more popular than I anticipated.

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Number 1

-2points

#75

1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.

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#76

1. I am Italian
2. I watch Impractical Jokers
3. I have Reddit

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#77

1) I've beaten Hollow Knight (voidheart edition) 2) I live in a 2 story house 3) I once was known as the "Crust King" because nobody would eat their pizza crust

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Kawaii Hippotato 3 years ago

2?

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#78

1. I was born during a hurricane in a hospital in which the basement and lower floors had begun to flood and was being powered by generators since the power was out.
2. I went sledding down my driveway on a trashcan lid with my Dad when I was a toddler while living in Georgia.
3. I slept through a tornado that was so close it broke the window in the room I was sleeping.

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Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

2

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#79

1) I once shot a man
2) I have a PhD
3) My dog once ate all my edibles

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Claire Goodman 3 years ago

Hopefully 1

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#80

1: over two n a half of anti venom was injected after a rattlesnake bit me. 2: being bitten by a rattlesnake is so painful. 3: I LMAO after being bitten by a rattlesnake.

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TexasWoman (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)

2 is a lie. I LMAO cuz I thought it was only a thorn til I lifted my arm; honestly felt like it was simply a thorn. Going by how it felt, I’d rather be bitten by a snake than a lil cat/dog! 2 months later, a viper bit my thigh, but didn’t hurt. Call me crazy/psycho, but the ER was laughing with me.

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#81

1. in 6th grade i started a burn down society cult
2. i shoved a whole bean up my nose in preschool
4. i think that the orange gummies in the welch’s fruit snack bags are the best ones in there

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ekBar57 (Submission author) 3 years ago

the bean one is a lie my sister stuffed a bean up her nose not me

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#82

1. I like Eminem and Phil Collins
2. Ive played Hollow Knight
3. Im religious.

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maya P.K 3 years ago

hmmmmm 1

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#83

1) I have never traveled outside of the US
2) I have come out to my grandparents and Trans Nonbinary
3) I cried (very quietly) during a lockdown drill when someone banged on the door

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fire bug 3 years ago

1

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#84

1: I poked a chopstick through the roof of my mouth when I was 4
2: I've never been out of the US and Canada
3: I have 12 first cousins

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LunaLovegood987

LunaLovegood987 (Submission author) 3 years ago

Answer: 3

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#85

Its three, nothing much to say.

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Dinonerdnuggets (Submission author) 3 years ago

I am new to this, Can potato delete this for me?

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#86

1:the other two are true
2: the other two are true
3: the other two are true

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Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

all of the above haha

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#87

1. I've been to Europe multiple times

2. I once started a cult called pew pew nation when I went camping with my friend

3. I hit my crush in his nuts with a baseball bat in first grade

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#88

What is my favorite video game? Is it:
A: Minecraft?
B: Roblox?
C: Monster Hunter Rise?
Post your answer in the comments, and later I will reveal the answer!

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#89

1) I was thrown off a mule.
2) I have pet rats
3) I am straight

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Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

3, the others seem to random to be lies

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#90

1. I am out of the closet 2. I a Star Wars nerd 3. I play trumpet

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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

2?

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#91

1: I am a pro botw player
2: I am not actually a hylian retriever
3: i made a statue of revali so I could destroy it

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#92

1) I ate dirt because it Looked like coco powder when I was 7
2) I’m extremely depressed
3) my favorite color is Xanadu

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maya P.K 3 years ago

2 dont be depressed

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#93

1} My favorte animal is a pig
2} My favorite color is Yellow
3} My favorite berry is strawberries

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maya P.K 3 years ago

3?

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#94

1) My pet cat keeps running away from home.
2) I hate pineapple on pizza.
3) I can bend in half.

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maya P.K 3 years ago

2 its actually pretty good

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#95

1. I grew up in a haunted house.
2. I played professional football for a Premier League team.
3. I was a backing singer in a boyband in the nineties.

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

3.

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#96

1) I am 12 years old
2) I own a rabbit
3) I watch anime

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Ephemeral Mochi

Lovey Dove (Submission author) 3 years ago

it was 2 lol

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#97

1) My mom has met a celebrity before
2) I’m a Griffinpuff(having qualities of both a Gryffindor and a hufflepuff)
3) I once fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed

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Claire Goodman 3 years ago

2

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#98

1. I'm using he/him pronouns right now.
2. One of my cats tried to eat a turtle.
3. I have bags under my eyes.

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basically_bill_cipher

Claire Goodman 3 years ago

2?

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#99

1. I was in a school bombing.
2. I was in a school lock-down.
3. I'm allergic to olives.

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-1point

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 3 years ago

3

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#100

1 I am 23

2 I turned to 12 recently

3 I know how code

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Bored Birgit 3 years ago

1 must be

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#101

1: I am female
2: I love spaghetti
3: my favorite animal is a fox.

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Potato 3 years ago

I'm going to say three

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#102

1. I once walked 4 miles by walking in a circle at a dance 200 times
2. I once fell through a water damaged wall in the first story of my house
3. My friends go to me so I can tell them their crushes and infatuations are illogical and they need to focus on more productive things

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DogPerson7 3 years ago

1, that would be 105.5 feet each time around and knowing school dances, you do not have that much room or time. (about 70 minutes)

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#103

1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.

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#104

1. I tend to enjoy the foods I like

2. I often dislike the foods I find un-appetizing

3. Women are treated fairly by society. Anything and everything a woman wears is acceptable, whether it be for religious or personal reasons. All women are paid a fair amount and treated as equals in most work areas. Heck, there is no such thing as a male-dominated workplace because women are able to do what they love in all professions. Women never get stalked harassed or followed just to complement their breasts, because that is seen as creepy and enough reason for a trip to the police station. No matter how rich they are, all men will immediately be questioned, if found that they sexually assaulted a woman. Women get to live how they want without being judged.

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-1point

Wilhelm Chile 3 years ago

gee this one is hard. I'm going to take a wild guess that three is the lie.

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#105

1. I am an extrovert that loves talking to people
2. I have only been to 3 states other than my home state
3. I’m allergic to watermelon

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-1point

Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

3

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#106

1)I am a government agent.

2) I have an older sister.

3) I collect markers.

3

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#107

1) number 1 is not the lie
2) number 2 is not the lie
3) number 3 is not the lie

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Potato 3 years ago (edited)

It couldn't be any of them.

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#108

1) My cats favorite food is mango
2) I am almost 30 and never been on a plane
3) As a 3 year old I could name all my grandmothers plants with latin names

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-1point

Jiska Veldhuizen

Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

3

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#109

1. I wrote accidentally three truths at first before realizing: "Wait... One of these was supposed to be a lie!"
2. After two of my grandparents had died (one from each side), the remaining two moved into the same elderly home within a few years. They have since developed a "secret" relationship with each other, which everyone kinda knows about and (presumably) approves, but which isn't really talked about.
3. Some of my fondest memories from artisan trade school are the morning coffee breaks during our weekly carpentry classes, when we (the students and the carpentry teacher) would sit around the table and "talk s**t" (friendly bander, really) about the teacher of our own line of study.

Final score:

-1point

Claire Goodman 3 years ago

I did the same thing as u did I was like omg hell I was supposed to writ two truths and a lie o_o

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#110

1. I like Sanders Sides
2. I hate P.E.
3. I can't stand the wizard of oz

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Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

2

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#111

1. A dog broke my arm.
2. I was making out with my boyfriend and gave him a bloody nose.
3. I’ve damaged ever car my parents have owned.

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-1point

DogPerson7 3 years ago

3

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#112

1.) i once had a staring contest with Dave lee Roth in an elevator.
2.) i once had to meet the president of Ecuador having been given 5 minutes notice.
3.) I once joined an advance computer progressing class by mistake and ended up finishing the course.

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-1point

Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

2

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#113

the line below is a lie
the line above is truth
both lines above are truth

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-1point

Lilith the Demon Panda

Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

2

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#114

1 I Have never been out of the United States
2 I am in pajamas right now
3 I have ADHD

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#115

1) i have ADHD
2) I’ve been physically and mentally abused by my parents but when i try to tell people my parents defend it by saying it’s discipline
3) I’ve never fallen in love

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-1point

Floofy Husky Puppy 3 years ago

2

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#116

1. I am an only child
2. I performed at Disney Paris
3. I have never finished a pen

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#117

1. I have a mental illness called P.A.N.D.A.S
2.I have broken the law more than once
3.I am 25 years old

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Black Pug Puppy 3 years ago (edited)

You can't be 25 that's not even possible

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#118

1: I grabbed a doll out of a toilet full of diarrhea
2: I barely survived drowning in a pool
3: My cat got ran over by a truck

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-1point

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#119

1. I lost two teeth at two different times while eating pasta at 9 pm

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-1point

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Katie Dollar 3 years ago

3

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#120

1: I have finished all the levels on Bomber At War II: Level Pack.
2: I read too much.
3: I have a massive complex of alien species i have made. There are over 220 and each one has a homeworld.

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-1point

#121

1. I once randomly met a man with a turban and a beard (I think it's called Sikh). He looked at me and said. '' you are pregnant. And it's a girl ''. I thought he was crazy. Two weeks later I found out I was 3 weeks pregnant. And it was indeed a girl.
2. I have a dog for 10 years now. He turned 21 last month. Everytime I tell someone his age ,they don't believe me.
3. I had a parrot once. When we put him on the balcony, he whistled at our neighbours daughters.

Final score:

-1point

TheartfulDutchGinger

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#122

1) i lived on the mountain that is officially called "the murder mountain"

2) im adopted

3)i'm the oldest in a family of 6 siblings

lie: i'm the oldest of 6 siblings, im accily the third oldest

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-1point

#123

1) I have been talked about by Jay Leno and a guest on the Tonight show.
2) I knew the MD who pronounced JFK dead at Parkland Hospital.
3) I have met Queen Noor of Jordan.

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-1point

Miss Frankfurter

Donnie Mc0 3 years ago

3?

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#124

1) I have been bit by a snake.
2) I have stung by a scorpion.
3) I have been trampled by a bull.

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fire bug (Submission author) 3 years ago

3

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#125

1) I have had 3 organ transplants.
2) I skydived once.
3) I used to be a race car driver.

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-1point

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#126

1) I barely know my dad's side of the family.

2) I have bad Altitude Sickness

3) I created a NSFW character for a friend.

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-1point

‍ 3 years ago

1!

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#127

1) my uncle is rich but only has nine fingers
2)I have never been on an airplane
3) I know how to work with stained glass

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-1point

#128

1.i have autism
2.i have 1000 pokemon cards
3i have a playlist of 31 hours super close to 32

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-1point

Ranboo beloved He/They

‍ 3 years ago

3!

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#129

1. I like Bored Panda
2. My middle name has the letter "E" in it
3. The second one is true

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-1point

Donnie Mc0 3 years ago

3? lol

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#130

1. I have a severe fear of bees because of a nightmare I had when I was younger
2. After reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, toilets scared me for a while
3. I can have a conversation using only Prequel quotes

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-1point

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#131

1) I hate all types of carbonated drinks
2) I own two cats, Kihei and Kona
3) I like to eat cucumbers raw

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-1point

#132

1. I was called racist for saying a white girl pretending to be black was weird
2. I followed my sister around all day once saying Dhar Mann
3. I keep food stashed in my walls

Final score:

-1point

boredpotato🥔

#133

1) I have had a girlfriend for almost a year now
2) I've left the country almost 20 times
3) I'm a twin

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-2points

Donnie Mc0 3 years ago

number 3 is the lie?

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Potato

Hi! My name is Potato, I'm a nice person(Or at least I hope!) who spends way too much time on the internet, and I'm a biromantic girl, my favourite color is royal purple, and my zodiac sign is Sagittarius.I drew my profile picture myself on Ibis Paint X, and in case you can't tell, I'm a big fan of Wings of Fire.

Hi! My name is Potato, I'm a nice person(Or at least I hope!) who spends way too much time on the internet, and I'm a biromantic girl, my favourite color is royal purple, and my zodiac sign is Sagittarius.I drew my profile picture myself on Ibis Paint X, and in case you can't tell, I'm a big fan of Wings of Fire.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Toasty 3 years ago

I'm convinced some desperate soul went through every post and downvoted them in an attempt to raise their own post towards the top. How else do you explain most of these posts have negative points.

5points

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

my exact thoughts

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Donnie Mc0 3 years ago

wondered why someone downvoted my submission...someone having a bad day!-

1point

Potato (Post author) 3 years ago (edited)

Definitely what happened. Or maybe multiple people/alternate accounts. I upgraded them all them someone else downvoted it.

1point

maya P.K 3 years ago

exactly what i thought

1point

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

you guys are really dedicated, i saw people going through others profiles just to see which is the lie, props to you guys i guess haha

1point

TexasWoman 3 years ago

After how long do we say which is a lie?

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Potato (Post author) 3 years ago

Whenever you want.

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Toasty 3 years ago

I'm convinced some desperate soul went through every post and downvoted them in an attempt to raise their own post towards the top. How else do you explain most of these posts have negative points.

5points

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

my exact thoughts

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Donnie Mc0 3 years ago

wondered why someone downvoted my submission...someone having a bad day!-

1point

Potato (Post author) 3 years ago (edited)

Definitely what happened. Or maybe multiple people/alternate accounts. I upgraded them all them someone else downvoted it.

1point

maya P.K 3 years ago

exactly what i thought

1point

Draco Malfoy 3 years ago

you guys are really dedicated, i saw people going through others profiles just to see which is the lie, props to you guys i guess haha

1point

TexasWoman 3 years ago

After how long do we say which is a lie?

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Potato (Post author) 3 years ago

Whenever you want.

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