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Older than you with a big beard. People say I am sarcastic. I am never sarcastic, not once, all my comments are 100% sincere.

Seeking age appropriate relationship, I prefer comfort and kindness over sex appeal. Will not hurt if you are a six foot tall blonde Viking woman with big boobs though.

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i’m amy. my personality is s**t, i’m not that attractive, and i have attachment issues. don’t date me, you will regret it. good luck finding someone else. cheers.

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#3

I may be a hot chaos mess but at least I'm hot /j

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#4

niko
almost too pan to function
im 13
i like horror, reading, ✨broadway musicals✨
im not attractive like at all
i get cold too easily so you might get hoodies bc i have too many
i am much chaos
dark humor is awesome
im ok at singing
im kinda clingy

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niko! (he/him)
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#5

I guess ill join my own "app" too. So hi im a verry tall glass of warm milk. Some have called me eccentric and odd but apparently in the funny and only slightly creepy way. I take this to mean in will hang bones from her lamps but only funny bones. You can make your own evaluation if you dare.
I also have a dog

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#6

I say I'm a Hobbit...but I'm actually more like a Tokien dwarf.

Broad shoulders, curly hair, and stubborn as a mule.
But if you like campfire singalongs or laughing over a cup of root beer or trekking up mountains for the view, I'm your gal.
I also like fuzzy ponies, hearty meals, found family, and if you give me shiny things I will love you forever.

I do NOT have a beard unfortunately, if you are into that thing on women.

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Lil Miss Hobbit
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#7

Hi my name is Julie
I'm 5ft 3inches
My measurements are 36,24,38 (but only in my dreams)
I have brown hair and green eyes
I like reading
Long walks on the beach
Cosy nights in front of the fire


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Man with good sense of humour
Nice eyes and sexy smile
Must have own teeth and hair
Must be multimillionaire

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Julie S
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#8

Hi I'm Marina, not my real name obviously.

I am in the top 10% in terms of iq

I have PTSD from being attacked, so sex is a no go.

Ideally, prefer a woman, but it doesn't matter.

I'd prefer humans.

I'm broke as fuuuu- so don't ask me for money. You'll pay until I get a job lol

I love rootbeer, pizza, and goldfish, especially the flavor bursts. Give me peanut butter m&ms, and I'll love you for life.

Also I'm a Christian, 17, depressed, and a cancer survivor. And an oboist. I like sleep and want to love and be loved, and to give understanding to everyone. But I also give tough love.

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#9

I’m so slay ✨💅🏻✨

jk im super insecure and i don’t think anyone likes me or ever will 😜

anyways my love language is cats. i enjoy listening to music and drawing. amateur writer who wants to go to college in europe and major in creative writing.

yeah i guess that’s it.

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#10

hi my name is E (*GASP* yes I revealed something about my name! *shook*) I’m female. idk what or who I will become attracted to. I’m probably younger than you. I dislike avocado 🥑 so do not give me avocado 🥑. no. I’m very furry…


because I have a dog that sheds 60/60/24/7/365 so yeah.





I probably have an attention problem or something. idk what it’s called. I’m scared that there’s a monster in the corner of my room when it’s dark. I am scared of mosquitoes. I am the kind of person who thinks bad thoughts about themselves for maybe…. 1 hour a day? I like ducks, giraffes, cats, dogs and other animals. I am a potterhead⚡️ I also like How To Train Your Dragon 🐉 , Artemis Fowl and Adventures On Trains (my favourite character is Uncle Nat ((full name….. Nathaniel….)))

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#11

The name’s Cosmologist wannabe. I’d like to change it to “Husband to-be” I have brown hair, but no brown underwear. My eyes are like a weird mix of blue, greenish white, and a nice p**s yellow. I like astronomy. My sine is 0.258819045102521, or so.

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Cosmologistinterntobe (human)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too like astronomy and I too have brown hair. Your eyes sounds pretty

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Only folks who’ve been around for over a year know my real name.
- I like drawing even though I’m not good
- Given the chance I will rant about my favourite astronomy facts
- Favourite colours are turquoise, light pink and purple
- I like reading fiction mainly
- Prefer animated films over live action
- Favourite movie is Wall-E
- I have a lot of facts about a lot of things so I may seem smarter than I am
- Can speak 3 and a half languages (English, Marathi and Hindi can be spoken while I can understand a bit of Kannada)
- Favourite foods are Pav bhaji, Palak paneer, burgers and Paneer pizza
-Favourite sweets are Dark chocolate, jalebi, gulab jamun, kheer and mango related sweets

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brown hair, skin and eyes. I wear purple framed glasses and I have braces. Shorter than average and I’m almost underweight for my age

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#13

Looking for my Tag-Team partner, because I sure as heck can't take on The Judgment Day by myself (not with Rhea "Mami" Ripley and Dirtbag Dom Mysterio there as well).

- About 6ft (180-183 cm to be precise).
- Give and take 180 pounds (Again, 80+ kilos to be precise).
- Obviously loves wrestling.
- Other hobbies include RPG gaming, Pokemon, badminton, occasional weight training at the gym and Bored Panda (or any other article sites/forums).
- Also loves keeping up with soccer/football (refuses to ever play again however as one too many shots by the ball down south leaves you with bad memories "-_-)
- Chef-In-Training (My parents say I make a killer Champ (Irish Mashed Potatoes), okay maybe killer is an exaggeration, but still...)

What am I looking for in a partner?

- First and foremost, someone comfortable in their own skin and second of all, someone who isn't afraid to pick up a steel chair/kendo stick/Title Belt and swing it into the face of any opposition. In return, I promise to do the same for you (more so if gold is on the line).

Think you go what it takes to be my Tag partner? Match me now and let's barge into Adam Pearce's office together because we deserve that 10 pounds (or 20 pounds if it's Tag-Team) of Gold! XP XD

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