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Hey Pandas, Let’s Do Some Stand-Up Comedy

SFW, please.

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#1

Everyone expects stand-up comedy, but all I can do right now is sit-down comedy.

Final score:

5points

Titas Burinskas

#2

have you seen the restruant on the moon, i heard it has no atmosphere

Final score:

3points

#3

Have you heard about the guy who lost his entire left side in a car accident? He’s all right now.

Final score:

1point

#4

I've got a bit about the N word but it tends to get me into trouble. Lots of people don't like it when you call them a nerd.

Final score:

1point

deletemyaccount

#5

For all you football lovers, here's a Euro 2020/21 gag.

Liam Cooper (Scotland) is talking to Harry Kane (England).
HK: Alright Coops, how do you think Scotland are gonna get on in this tournament?
LC: To be honest Kaney, we'll be happy if we don't finish bottom of the group. What about you?
HK: I fully expect us to win the group, sail through the knockout stages without conceding a goal, and lift the trophy on July 11th. Oh! I'll win the Golden Boot as well.
LC: Bit ambitious, don't you think?
HK: You started it.

Final score:

1point

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#6

two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked(yes, you will expect dad jokes and puns from me.)

Final score:

0points

LeProudDork(She/They)

#7

Have y'all been to the new restaurant called karma? I have. It doesn't have a menu, they just give you what you deserve.

Final score:

0points

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Chillace

@Juan Hernadez. I am ack. When I comment it says "Undefined". If I upvote a post it just doesnt count my upvote. I also tried emailling them, ut its not working.

@Juan Hernadez. I am ack. When I comment it says "Undefined". If I upvote a post it just doesnt count my upvote. I also tried emailling them, ut its not working.

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

What do you think ?

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