Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it

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Assassin Seven

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Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!

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Ryleigh Murphy

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Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)

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AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

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I don't have many enemies...
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats...
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat...
... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them
meow

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CATMONSTER2018

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Thats confidential

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TheAwkwardTurtle

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My Step-Dad. He's a jerk!

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lainey

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Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend

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serenagun

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I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.

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TenkoChabashira

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100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats

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NotPerfectLyric-) (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

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I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.

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Ariana Grande Artist

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i would assassinate my enemies :)

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tsu

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Trump and my ex

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Ze_Plague1doctor

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My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.

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Ocgale the Nonexistent

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My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-

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elloelloello

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All the people who tried to kill puppies.

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Evaline

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Cops

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BingoMark

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My crippling self-doubt

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Grey Unicorn

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I would assassinate you.

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SCP-096

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pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers!
✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨

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RiverStyxJix

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this girl i went to school with's dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet

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alexx

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