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Hey Pandas, If You Were Able To Do Whatever You Want For A Whole Day What Would You Do And Would You Do Something That’ll Get You Arrested?

Well? What Would You Do? And Would You End Up Going To Jail?

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#1

I would absolutely go to jail, I have wanted to hit this one girl I know for MONTHS, and she absolutely deserves it, but in the eyes of the school and the law, that's "assault".

Final score:

3points

Bonesko 1 year ago

I get that urge. I have a coworker who drives me nuts! I just want to flick her on the nose.

1point

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#2

I would just sit in a bookstore and read as many books as I want, then I would go to the park and just sit and relax. I don’t think I would get arrested for just relaxing.

Final score:

3points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

Bonesko 1 year ago

"Charge, relaxing in park. Sentence, 20 years!"

5points

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#3

I'd hop over every velvet rope in a museum, explore every restricted areas, and touch every exhibit! Then I'd at least removed if not arrested. 😁

Final score:

2points

#4

*maniacal laughing* first i get my wood sword and go swing it then get my bow and walk to the corner store and rob it with a banana then after i get the money i reverse mug some random guy*point le banana at them while making them take le money* after that get in a car and have them drive me to my brothers house oh and im recording everything i do

Final score:

1point

jordan (pineapple he/she)

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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