Hey Pandas, If You Had Children, How Would You Name Them?

If you hypothetically had a kid (even if you don't want kids) how would you name them?

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Juan Javier is soooo charismatic

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MakoresNok

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Sam (She/Him) 4 months ago

NOT JUAN JAVIER

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"Milady" and "Hizzoner". Imagine the teacher calling them to the blackboard to work out a problem...

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Lee Henderson

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ThatBlackNightingale 4 months ago

I have to be honest- took me a while to figure out Milady.

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Nothing the ends with -leigh or other current stupid names, I'm not striving for my kids to be that unique

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ThatBlackNightingale

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Esther meaning the Persian origin meaning "star" from the Bible and Ezra meaning "help" also from the Bible.

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𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽_𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇

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Maybe Anastasia or victoire? I just really like the names—if I didn’t already like my name I would have picked these for myself.

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me myself and i (she/her)

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I'd probably go with a Greek mythology name, like Iris or Calypso. I like Rhappsawdeigh, too. XD Totally kidding. Nah, I'll stick to the traditional spelling, Rhapsody. I just think, as a name, it sounds and looks cool. Same with Calypso. Something about musical names.

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StrangeOne

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Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 4 months ago

Greek mythology❤️ pjo fan?

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Carmen (bc of my bestie) and Selene cause I LOVE that name

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Sam

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Audren for a boy. I also love the name Bennet.

For girls, Arwen (yes, like the elf), Shirley and Wren.

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Lil Miss Hobbit

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Huddo's sister 4 months ago

I taught twins once whose names were Edie and Wren. Such cute names and they work well together!

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My meme answer is always Parmesan but Sean for short.
My real answer, I think it would come in time, but I think Elizabeth is a great name, because it has so much nickname potential. Eli, Eliza, Liz, Biz, Lizzy, Beth, Betty, etc. I think Matthew is also a cool name. But like I said, I’d need more time to think about it.

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