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Hey Pandas, If You Had A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?
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#1
May contain nuts.
Final score:
28points
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#2
Mine would be “warning: easily distracted, doesn’t know how to stop talking, doesn’t really like people much, might bite you if you interrupt me when I’m doing something, and doesn’t eat much at all.”
Final score:
20points
#3
'STOP! Warning: This person is very sensitive and anything you say to her will cause her to overthink it too much and explode.'
Final score:
17points
#4
According to most people I know, the warning would probably be “be careful as she’s very blunt”
Final score:
14points
#5
'Covered in cat hair (in case u are allergic) and is an idiot'
Final score:
14points
#6
WARNING: IMMENSELY F^CKED UP PERSON. MIGHT COME OFF AS INSANE OR DISTURBED.
Final score:
14points
#7
Caution! Conversations may not proceed according to expectations.
Final score:
14points
#8
"warning: vicious animal inside"
Final score:
12points
#9
Tells the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate lying and liars!!
Final score:
11points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
I really only lie when someone accuses me of stealing three brownies from the newest batch that was made fifteen minutes ago.
#10
either beware of idiot or beware of sarcastic moody idiot
Final score:
10points
#11
“Mentally ill and not ok please hug”
Final score:
10points
#12
"Fragile, may break easily."
Final score:
10points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
I started crying yesterday when I learned zebrafish can make friends. so..... you get my point
#13
"Do not let out of sight, will attempt to do something dumb that may cause bodily harm to itself and others"
Final score:
10points
#15
WARNING: Will make sarcastic comments. If you don't like this and get your feelings hurt, then you are an idiot for talking to me.
Final score:
8points
#17
LOST MARBLES Proceed with Caution
Final score:
7points
#18
A wild possum. DO NOT interact with.
Final score:
7points
Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago (edited)
I am a wild opossum as well. Possibly even slightly more wild.
#20
Do not chew loudly near me!
Final score:
6points
#21
My warning label: Will probably stare at you uncomfortably just to see whether you're reaction is friendship material
Final score:
6points
#22
Actually...I wore a warning label from an old hospital autoclave..."warning: not explosive proof. Should be used by competent personnel only"
Hey, it was the 70's
Final score:
6points
#26
Gets very awkward for no reason A LOT
Final score:
5points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
every person has different awkwardness mine is exceptional though. *sob*
#27
According to my husband, it would be "Do not poke the bear."
Final score:
5points
#28
WiII say yes or no respectively to make you happy, please appreciate
Final score:
5points
#29
WARNING: Knows way too much history.
Final score:
5points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
did you know that a horse was a senator in Ancient Rome? alright I'm stepping out of the room
#30
will correct you. will tell you random facts at any time. might bite if interrupted while talking. covered in doggie hair.
Final score:
4points
#31
average teenage girl with an impulsive sparkle and a ton of razzmatazz :DDDDD
Final score:
4points
#32
WARNING: Tends to talk a lot and need music as a consistent stimulus. Also very loud.
Final score:
4points
#33
Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else
Final score:
4points
#34
(Warning) could be explosive at some times.
Final score:
4points
#36
Extremely hyperactive, annoying, etc.
Seems normal, but after 3 hours you will experience side effects such as anger, annoyance, and apoplexy.
Final score:
4points
#37
WARNING: Hates stupid people and will respond with limitless Dad jokes and cringeworthy puns.
Final score:
4points
#38
Warning: will laugh spontaneously and loudly at inappropriate times.
Final score:
4points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
one time when I was little my brother did something really funny and then I laughed so hard but then he fell and bonked his head on the doorknob and my mom was freaking out and I was just barely concealing a laugh from before. just barelyyyyy
#40
Disorganiced anarkist with Awkward tourettes
Final score:
3points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
Tourettes isn't awkward lol its just a thing no sane person would judge another for something they can't rlly control. dw :>
#41
Is packing a knife, proceed with caution
Final score:
3points
#42
Caution: May say the most unhinged things and then go back to normal*
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.
Normal is not normal
Final score:
3points
#43
Very dark. Will talk for hours about anything.
Final score:
3points
#44
WARNING: The person you are about to bother may look inviting and approachable but is in fact a cantankerous insult factory with a god-tier death glare.
Final score:
3points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago (edited)
my death star is actually really good bc when the light hits my eyes at a certain angle they get all weird and light and sparkly. Edit: I was gonna change star to stare but now that I'm looking at it ima keep it lol
#46
warning: she is a nerd, an idiot, a nerdy idiot, and may laugh involuntarily at beluga videos. she also wont stop talking about Garl's death. I mean, why did he have to die? he tanked enough bullets for us alre-sorry.
Final score:
3points
#47
warning: needs music as constant mood tracker, will play video games music upon request, and btw Garl didn't have to die he tanked too many bullets he could have dodged it and we could have all been fine don't die garrlllllllllllll...sorry I did it again
Final score:
3points
#48
Fragile. Or, useless.
Final score:
3points
#49
Mentally unstable without Internet.
Final score:
3points
#50
Back off! This one is loaded!
Final score:
3points
#51
Do not talk to unless you want to be bombarded with millions of cat/hedgehog facts nonstop for 7hours!!!
Final score:
3points
Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago
I honestly do not think there are too many cat/hedgehog facts. like lets be honest here
#53
*WARNING!* He's a 10, but he has short temper, rage issues stemming from being adopted, and will frequently eat your food, even if you put your name on the container. *WARNING!*
Final score:
2points
#57
Warning! Will bite you. Not in a good way. I will make you bleed. Die, mortal!
Also, I will look like I'm silently judging you, but I'm just a bit shy and paranoid so I'm investigating you
Final score:
2points
#58
WARNING! DO NOT Poke this Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honestly...don't push THAT button!
Final score:
2points
#59
Drain Bamaged
Final score:
2points
#60
I was told by a gentleman with a thick Texas accent that I was a “Live wire with no insulation!”
Just may put that on my tombstone.
Final score:
2points
#61
Warning: Has a brain and will use it.
Final score:
2points
#62
Warning: Possess a mind not so much twisted but actually sprained!
Final score:
2points
#63
Warning: I have severe ADHD and a very huge attitude. oh, and do not give me sugar. caffeine is fine, but not sugar. proceed with caution of being friends with this drama queen, coffee addict, and extrovert. (yes, if you are wondering i am a random teenager)
Final score:
2points
Linda Daulby 1 year ago
Couldn't go with my day without my coffee i would go on one, hubby runs out the house when i do.
#64
Warning: If you are allergic to cats, stay at least 5 feet away because i am covered in cat fur.
Final score:
2points
#65
Is able to listen thoroughly and never forgets what you have told, May it nice or bad or sad things.
Final score:
2points
#66
I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)
Final score:
2points
#67
Has a wheelchair and knows how to use it
Final score:
2points
#68
Attention!
Cruel truths are coming out of me due to my lack os social filter!
Final score:
2points
#70
warning ; extremely awkward when you first meet. beware, after about a week you will fall victim to their hyperfixation rambles.
Final score:
2points
#71
" I'm against bullying (watch out!)
Final score:
2points
Linda Daulby 1 year ago
I couldn't agree with you more i am the same with bullying it get's you in trouble.
#73
Warning! "Don't wake her up if you can't coffeinate her on the spot"
Final score:
2points
#74
Warning: Do not trust this panda with your valuables. They will forget it exists and somehow destroy it anyway.
Final score:
2points
#75
Warning: Gymnast. can flip at any moment. keep a safe distance. also eardrum-shattering-loud.
Final score:
2points
#77
Danger due to: Don't Across (It's a family joke lol)
Final score:
1point
#79
Warning! Dumbass
Final score:
1point
#80
Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else
Final score:
1point
#82
Warning; incredibly dramatic and will complain about everything constantly, is rarely actually upset but is very annoying
Final score:
1point
GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago
You don’t seem annoying to me! Also hey crow, haven’t seen you around for a while. How’s life?
#83
to actually care, one would have to listen, to listen is something i do not care to do
Final score:
1point
#86
WARNING: You don't know what you're getting yourself into....
Final score:
1point
#87
Warning: Can spontaneously change from funny and joking around to philosophical. Has a tendency to read and not know how to be social.
Final score:
1point
#88
Warning! 90 second countdown until she can no longer pretend to give a s**t and her brain explodes.
Final score:
1point
#89
May not remember what you are sayi.... hey what were we talking about again?
Final score:
1point
#92
Warning: has spontaneous panic attacks and gender dysphoria
Final score:
1point
#94
Warning : May suddenly cry or go to half-conscious world
Final score:
1point
#96
If you ask me to be honest, don't be offended by my blunt response.
Final score:
1point
#98
Warning: Overly sensitive, overly emotional, hopeless romantic, not exactly mean but a very spicy nice, but also slightly toxic, easily distracted, overly-talkative, dramatic, not very funny but will laugh at everything. If you experience symptoms such as annoyance and irritation when interacting with me, you may be allergic and should stay as far away as possible.
Final score:
1point
#99
WARNING: Will compulsively attempt to solve your problem; even if all you really wanted was to vent and it's not really a problem you're looking for a solution to at all.
Final score:
1point
#100
Will probably have half the conversation in her head - try to keep up!
Final score:
1point
#101
Warning! Overthinker on the brink of a breakdown! She’ll do her best to be nice, kind, and supportive because she cares, but there is SOOO much going on behind the scenes, so be careful how close you get.
Final score:
1point
#103
If you are mean to my friends I will throw hands with you. I think I can throw hands with anyone despite being extremely underweight and very twiggy.
Final score:
1point
#104
Warning: will ask ‘is this edible?’ frequently, will try to eat anything edible, no self control around food, short demon, needs coffee to function properly, don’t give her monster. if seen wrap in blanket and carry her to nearest tieable thing and tie her there”
Final score:
1point
#105
WARNING: very emotional pls hug I'm having a bad day will do anything to make u like me and will be friends with anyone 😭😭😭I'm sorry pls stop reading
Final score:
1point
#106
I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)
Final score:
1point
#110
i'm like some ancient temple, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.
※original quote credit RebelCircus
Final score:
1point
#114
Warning: Very dangerous when happy, mad, sad, and literally any other emotion ⚠️
Final score:
1point
#115
WARNING: If it begins to act like a cat, it is either relaxed or about to attack. If it is beginning to attack, apologise, back away slowly and give it spicy chips.
Final score:
1point
#116
Caution! Cannot understand most social cues, probably doesn't care about what you're saying, may do something stupid that WILL cause harm to itself and others, may come off as insane and traumatized, avoid at all costs.
Final score:
1point
#117
Warning: Choking hazard, do not touch without permission!
Final score:
1point
#119
Warning: either does everything too much or too little, there’s no in between
Final score:
1point
#120
WARNING: Extremely small social battery. Please do not talk every second that you are near me or I will die inside slowly and painfully.
Final score:
1point
#122
To maintain safety of unit, regularly check pressure and do not exceed recommended PSI. Explosions are rare but can cause catastrophic results.
Final score:
1point
#125
Warning: I have no filter. If all I do in response to something you said is to remain silent, don't press me or you will see why the former warning exists.
Final score:
1point
#126
“Warning: Toxic, not fit for consumption. Keep away from children’
Final score:
0points
#127
WARNING
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DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE GREETED WITH GARL'S THEME AND SO MANY TEARS OVER HIS DEATH
***
YOUVE BEEN WARNED
Final score:
0points
Dynamite Samurai Koala (Submission author) 1 year ago
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#128
Warning : emotionally fragile, may impulsively bake if stressed!
Final score:
0points
#129
Enter if you are not afraid of my Pugsy dog he may lick you to death.
Final score:
0points
#130
Just remember this sentence when it comes to me:
And that, boys, girls and what-have-you, is why SheamusFanFrom1987 is PUNDISPUTED!!! XP
Final score:
0points
#138
I actually do have a warning label; I'm a natural redhead.
Final score:
0points
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