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Hey Pandas, If You Found Out That You’re Indestructible What Would Be The First Thing You Do? (Closed)

Probably, sky diving.

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#1

Claim that I am a god (or a messenger thereof) and start directing world leaders to do the right things!

Final score:

3points

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#2

Every thing there’s to much to do.

Final score:

1point

#3

SKYDIVE WITHOUT THW PARACHUTE. JUMP OFF THE BUILDING. SHOOT MYSELF ALOT.

Final score:

1point

Silver (pkmn nerd)

#4

if i dont get sick lick the Eiffel tower idk why i haven't even seen it

Final score:

1point

404 Panda Not Found 3 years ago

Lick, it?

0points

#5

Throw a dildo at a government leader.

Final score:

1point

#6

I would become a superhero, fight crime, and protect the innocent. Thugs with guns? Nothing to worry about. Knife-wielding bank robber? Too easy! Bad guy twice my size? Ain't no punch gonna do be any harm! Bozo with a bomb? I'll swallow it!

Final score:

0points

Xottel 3 years ago (edited)

I giggled imagining myself becoming that superhero. I just found it hilarious that I am so skinny. I mean I'd be indestructible but still weak as a hamster.

0points

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#7

jump from the edge of space without a parachute

Final score:

0points

A.J Milne

Don't let the name fool you, I am female. And a bored panda. I also love reading scary things and hope to be an entrepreneur one day. That's all ✝ I am also religious.

Don't let the name fool you, I am female. And a bored panda. I also love reading scary things and hope to be an entrepreneur one day. That's all ✝ I am also religious.

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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