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Hey Pandas, If You Could Kill One Person, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

It can be anyone! You will (probably) not be shamed for who you pick!

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#1

d o n a l d t r u m p

Final score:

6points

bon bon purple boi

Max Thompson 3 years ago

Makes sense to me.

2points

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#2

Either my best friend's nemesis or someone too politically powerful.

Final score:

3points

Rage of Aquarius

#3

Whoever invented homework. (while on the subject, once someone from my school created a hitlist google docs, and shared it with the entire grade... we were in grade 6.)

Final score:

2points

Aaleyah _ aesthetic

Max Thompson 3 years ago

Oh my...

2points

#4

Trump.

Final score:

1point

#5

One of my ex boyfriends. He was abusive and eventually landed in jail ,because he kicked his new gf in a coma. The world would be better without him.

Final score:

1point

TheartfulDutchGinger

#6

Nobody. Once I get that ball rolling it would be very difficult to stop.

Final score:

1point

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#7

I think i would kill derek chauvin.

Final score:

0points

Xottel 3 years ago

I'd probably just kill the Joker. I respect Batman's efforts and his work ethics but Gotham City would be better off without that maniac.

2points

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#8

I would probably kill my middle school tormentor. Oh, there was also this literal psyco that I met on a Minecraft server he was a hacker and basically ruined everything for no reason. Yeah, the world would be better off without both of them

Final score:

0points

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#9

A 10 year project and probably not do-able..but I would kill the couple that put their 6 months old baby into boiling water....for just crying..
On a more personal note...who-ever hurt my children and/or greyhounds

Final score:

0points

Jette Wang Wahnon

Aaleyah _ aesthetic 3 years ago

what?? do they even have feelings?

2points

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#10

Moash from The Stormlight Archives

Final score:

0points

#11

Tr*mp or Derek Chauvin

Final score:

0points

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

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#12

Donald dump and... everyone i this universe

Final score:

0points

Micheal Jordan

Im the goattt..... also this is the real Mj no fakers here.

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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