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Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

What would you write or draw on a cave wall?

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#1

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Final score:

87points

Procrastinating Panda

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#2

"I'd like to talk to you about extending your vehicle's warranty"

Final score:

60points

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#3

42

Final score:

48points

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#4

I would write “day 1,045 of this diary. The aliens seem nice.

Final score:

44points

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#5

"Stood on a butterfly today. Hope that doesn't cause any problems."

Final score:

43points

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#6

I forsee that in 2020 a plague called covid-19 will quarantine that entire world. Also, the world is round.

Final score:

37points

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#7

1. Let Hitler into the art school. I don’t care if his art looks horrible.
2. Don’t let racism grow, no slavery
3. NOOO TRUMP DONT ELECT HIM
4. Leave the bats alone

Final score:

32points

Solangelo4life!!!

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#8

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaarrrrggh

Final score:

26points

oddly_informed_raven

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#9

Dying is gay.

Final score:

23points

Marinasongs1432

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#10

I would draw a picture on the wall, sign it, and date it 98,000 BC.

Final score:

22points

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#11

Draw a really detailed symbol… like one that would stump archeologists for years and then write: “Made you look”

*OR*

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

Final score:

21points

St34mpunk_Pirate

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#12

Dig here

Final score:

20points

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#13

"Do not litter before you ruin the world"

Final score:

18points

#Amelia animal lover

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#14

Beam me up Scotty

Final score:

17points

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#15

It is a good job these ancient aliens arrived, we can start building some big stone megastructures now!

Final score:

16points

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#16

The humans are falling into our traps. Soon we shall rule the world!

Final score:

16points

Your Majesty Lir the Great

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#17

Never gonna give you up in ancient sumerian because thats literally the only thing i know how to write in ancient sumerian.

Final score:

16points

OminousWiiMusic

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#18

In the future some pretty amazing people are going to die in the bathroom

Final score:

15points

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#19

LIVE LOVE LAUGH

Final score:

14points

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#20

All skin colours are beautiful and do not denote intelligence or lack of it, all love is good between consenting adults of all kinds, all children should be cared for with kindness and gentleness. Then the future may be good.

Final score:

14points

#21

It wouldn't die! So we sealed it in this cave.

Final score:

14points

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#22

"Ok, whatever you think these drawings mean, you are wrong." Mess with their heads.

Final score:

13points

Not Telling you

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#23

“If you can read this you’re too close”

Final score:

13points

#24

"The cake is a lie"

Alternativley:
"Romanes eunt domus"

Final score:

13points

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#25

By 2020 3 out of 4 people will be too stupid to survive on their own.

Final score:

13points

#26

"Look behind you"

*the wall behind them:*

"Look behind you"

Final score:

13points

#27

"E=Mc^2". Either that or "opened the box, cat was fully gone. Tried it myself, ended up here and now. Did you know T-Rexes have gills?"

Final score:

12points

#28

Stay away from eating bats.

Final score:

11points

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#29

I would sculpture a poster
,,Have you seen me?
Hi, I am Fluffy and I am a pure breed T-Rex. My family is waiting for me. Please contact them if you notice me

And then a beautiful dino sculpture

Final score:

11points

CreativeNickname

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#30

Global warming is freaking real, ignore the big oil corporations. Don't let them keep intoxicating our world. You only have until 2090 before humanity goes bye-bye.
Or, in layman's terms (for the science non-believers): Big oil is bad. Big oil make air dirty and earth sick. Stop them or people go boom-boom in 2090.

Final score:

11points

RandomPanda (She/Her)

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#31

Stop looking, your car keys are behind the sofa

Final score:

10points

#32

Be excellent to eachother
(Drawing of Bill and Ted playing air guitar)

Final score:

10points

Alicia GriffonLady

#33

Please leave the cave as nice as you found it.

Final score:

10points

#34

My wife banned me to this cave for using her tweezers for other uses. Do not touch the tweezers.

Final score:

10points

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#35

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Final score:

10points

#36

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Final score:

10points

#37

Kilroy was here .

Final score:

10points

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#38

Stop the Percy Jackson movies from being made. Please. I beg of you.

OR

Let me sleep.

Final score:

9points

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#39

"I got a jar of dirrrrt I got a jar of dirrrrt and guess what's inside it"

Final score:

9points

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#40

How To Make a Wheel: Find something round. Make a hole in the middle. Put a stick in the . . . ah, never mind. You can't read yet.

Final score:

9points

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#41

Don't drink the cool-aid.

Final score:

8points

#42

Some things you should take note:
1) There will be a coronavirus outbreak starting from around 2019 December and 2020 March.
2) In 2022, Russia and Ukraine will have war.
3) Don't get Rick rolled
4) Pls credit me for your findings.
- [My name]

Final score:

8points

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#43

“Hello sweety”

Final score:

8points

#44

“Is this the Krusty Krab.” “No, this is Patrick!”

Final score:

8points

#45

*derpy cat drawing* I have officially wasted your time… BYE

Final score:

7points

#46

"Jimmy Hoffa was here"

Final score:

7points

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#47

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Final score:

7points

#48

*a picture of Hitler as a baby* When you see him kill him fast!

Final score:

7points

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#49

"Hey. Look over here"
"Yeah you! Look over here" With a arrow pointing towards a corner

The corner has a stickfigure with the saying
"Hi. This is Bob, you'll see alot of him in the far far future."

Final score:

7points

Pierce [He / Him]

#50

In very tiny letters, “If you’re close enough to read this, I can projectile vomit on you.”

Final score:

7points

#51

A warning about Trump and the chaos he created.

Final score:

7points

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#52

I would draw froggy

Final score:

6points

Autistic apricot

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#53

Accept him. Hitler. Tell him his art is worth it's weight in gold.

Final score:

6points

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#54

Yes, we speak very good English here.

Final score:

6points

scared but determined

#55

The fitness gram Pacer test is a multi...ECT (I don't remember the rest)

Or

Be prepared for 2020

Final score:

6points

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#56

Stop being sexist it is only going to make your life harder in the future

Final score:

6points

#57

You just lost the game.

Final score:

6points

Armin Tamzarian

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#58

Don't invent a motor that can't run on water. Don't let medicine become over priced.

Final score:

6points

#59

Not on a wall, but on a big boulder: what wonders lay under me?

And then on the bottom of the same boulder:

Made you look!

Final score:

6points

#60

*sigh* UR MOM

Final score:

6points

the sassy sussy assassins

#61

The first car was electric...keep it that way!

Final score:

6points

Siriusly Sirius

#62

LARRY KING WAS HERE

Final score:

5points

#63

"Fornit Some Fornis!" (For my fellow Stephen King fans.)

Final score:

5points

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#64

Yo Frank!

Final score:

5points

Inside looking out

#65

Is this your card?

Final score:

5points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

#66

Bruce Willis was dead all along.

Final score:

5points

#67

Id write the lyrics to Never Gonna Give you Up

Final score:

5points

#68

Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade

Final score:

5points

HELLUVA SEAGULL

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#69

Save Mother Earth.

Final score:

5points

Patricia Holcomb

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#70

“Haha! Made you look!” And then date it 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000023 b.c.

Final score:

5points

#71

Dude wtf did your mum never teach you that sneaking around in other peoples caves is rude? Also the gold is buried a-

Then the sentence is cut off. They will never stop looking

Final score:

5points

#72

Avoid smartphones.

Final score:

4points

#73

See… the gold is hidden-

And then nothing after. Literally nothing, make it look like there was something, but it’ll get lost in history.

Final score:

4points

Marinasongs1432

#74

Rice is good

Final score:

4points

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#75

Carpe Noctem

Final score:

4points

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#76

Dear historian, *picture of a middle finger*

Final score:

4points

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

#77

Las cosas antes no fueron peor ni mejor solo diferentes a nuestra realidad....

Y dibujaria una un hombre de palos sentado mirando al cielo.

Final score:

4points

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#78

Probably modern slang to throw them off

Final score:

3points

notreallyraine (they/them)

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#79

The s*it will eventually hit the fan, December 2019

Final score:

3points

Let there be P!nK

#80

Avoid 2020. And following.

Final score:

3points

#81

covid is coming

Final score:

3points

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#82

Entropy always wins.

Final score:

3points

#83

“Kilroy was here” or “You may notice this notice is not worth noticing”

Final score:

3points

#84

What does this symbolise? Darned if I know either.

Final score:

2points

#85

Buy Apple stock.

Final score:

2points

#86

It's pronounced jif.

Final score:

2points

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#87

Wanted 25,000. Remember to adjust time sequencer to factor in leap years.

Final score:

2points

#88

How to invent cat memes:
...

Final score:

2points

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#89

I’m behind you m*therf*cker

Final score:

2points

#90

I would write something like 'Batman is awsome' or 'the mob killed JFK bitches'

Final score:

1point

#91

Please use correctly, You are, your or you're. A frog and a pig date in the future. In addition, stay away from anyone named Karen.

Final score:

1point

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#92

This is high status cave.

Final score:

1point

#93

You know that dude, Princip? He’s gonna start world war 1. Arrest him.

Final score:

1point

#94

Eat at Joes!

Final score:

1point

Stuardel Miller

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#95

Something they would never found out what it really means.
Something that would freak the s**t out of them.

Final score:

1point

Fluffy mommy panda

#96

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

Final score:

1point

#97

When humans start calling themselves furries and dressing themselves like animals, nuke the whole planet!

Final score:

1point

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#98

Rice is good. Worship rice

Final score:

0points

#99

BTS will rule the world one day

Final score:

0points

#100

Roodpart sign it as Batman

Final score:

0points

I can't comment anymore

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#101

even we know boris is a liar

Final score:

0points

#102

Don' t buy Crypto!

Final score:

0points

BRUHHHHHHH

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Jason Marin 2 years ago

Either "Chuck Norris was here." or "Don't you have anything better to do then stare at writing on walls?"

3points

Sarah Lish 2 years ago (edited)

1. Don't impose your will on anyone else. 2. I like kids... but I can't eat a whole one. 3. Let go of my ears... I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 4. If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet... I would put shoes on my cats! 5. Straight! Gay! THEY ALL WANT BLOW JOBS! 6. There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on & a sword. 7. Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks & bad music! 8. When life gives you lemons... Cram them up the butts of your enemies! 9. Why do people who can't drive always seem to drive white cars? 10. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. 11. There is not enough blood in the male body to fill up both heads at the same time. 12. Life is a roller coaster... DON'T THROW UP! 13. If it hurts when you do that, then DON'T DO THAT! 14. Always remember the Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules!

2points

Oerff On Tour 2 years ago

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

2points

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Jason Marin 2 years ago

Either "Chuck Norris was here." or "Don't you have anything better to do then stare at writing on walls?"

3points

Sarah Lish 2 years ago (edited)

1. Don't impose your will on anyone else. 2. I like kids... but I can't eat a whole one. 3. Let go of my ears... I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 4. If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet... I would put shoes on my cats! 5. Straight! Gay! THEY ALL WANT BLOW JOBS! 6. There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on & a sword. 7. Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks & bad music! 8. When life gives you lemons... Cram them up the butts of your enemies! 9. Why do people who can't drive always seem to drive white cars? 10. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. 11. There is not enough blood in the male body to fill up both heads at the same time. 12. Life is a roller coaster... DON'T THROW UP! 13. If it hurts when you do that, then DON'T DO THAT! 14. Always remember the Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules!

2points

Oerff On Tour 2 years ago

Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!

2points

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