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Hey Pandas, If You Could Be An Animal, What Would You Be And Why?

I just wanna see some awnsers!

I would probally be tiger. They are gorgeous and is my strait up spirit animal. I have loved tigers since I found out about them. I have written stories, and drawn them soooo many times! They bring back a lot of my holdhood memories at the zoo and at school!

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#1

A domestic house cat. They’re living their best life. Free food and naps all day and attention if they decide they want it

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Jono 2 years ago

I was going to say the same. Anything like our cat - she just rules the house, and does as she pleases 😂

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#2

a goose. Terryfying things, and i live to cause chaos, confusion, and fear amongst my friends. Also my friend compares me to one when hangry

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Has sold soul for corn chip

#3

Why the frock are you on this site if you don’t say panda
PANDA because there lazy and big and eat bamboo just like me

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GREENPANDA(male)

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I thought you were trash talking me for a second! (Please don't hate me I only thought this because I saw why are you on this site!) Upvoted cause this is one awesome awnser!

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#4

turtle. because yes

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Yes!

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#5

A beluga whale or an octopus. Difficult to decide between these two

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Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago

Why not a new animal for Darwinites. And Belugapus

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#6

A ferret duhh they are so funny run around like today is the day they die and sleep for ages

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#Amelia animal lover

#7

A phoenix. I know they are mystical creatures but they are super strong and there tears are healing. Also anyone who is not worthy there song will be deafening. And they are reborn from their ashes.

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#8

A human :) (techiNALLY THEYRE ANIMALS SO!!!!!!!!!)

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𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊 (Submission author) 2 years ago

Oh dear, my spelling really broke there, huh. technically*

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#9

Personality wise? Probably a coyote- I'd say I'm pretty smart, but also pretty lighthearted and fun. But if i could choose I would choose a housecat so I could be basically worshipped and get all the attention I want.

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basil (as in razzle dazzle)

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#10

A sloth. Their slow, can easily avoid predators, leaves, get to have friends in the form of bugs in their fur, get to hang upside down all day, and they are so freaking adorable.

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I’m A Pan-Duh (They/Them)

I’m A Pan-Duh (Submission author) 2 years ago

Edit: I meant eat leaves instead of leaves

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#11

Maybe a tortoise... They seem pretty laid back like everything is "meh" to them.

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Jill C 2 years ago

And it's so easy to hide/go to bed.

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#12

I’d like to be a wild plains horse. Intelligent, intuitive, inspiring, muscularly amazing, dashing, agile, graceful, and much more affectionate than you’d expect. When I was young on a family road trip, I would imagine a large horse running alongside the road, racing and jumping to keep up with us. I’ve started doing it again. At 52 years old, it’s still calming on a road trip.

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#13

Panda because I would not have to go to school or work

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I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

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#14

I would definitely be a clam so I could literally be "as happy as a clam"!

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#15

I'm sure my profile pic is a huge clue.

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#16

A hamster, since they get to waddle around and be lazy.

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#17

a river otter, they are adorable but can be aggressive AF, just like me!

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Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago

Oh I was going to go with Otter as well. How could anyone dislike them? Or how about a hybrid of an Otter and a Beaver? An Ottver?

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#18

A dog. Do I have to say more? I will. They are cute, fluffy, and love unconditionally. They get many cuddles and can bite back. 🐕

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I love doggos!

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#19

I would be a Wolfe because their f*****g awesome and I could lead my pack away from humans bucanera their destroying the planet 🌏🌍🌎🌲🍃🌱🌳🪨🪨🪨

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#20

I'd want to be a *domestic* lion... Because they're not prey animals and I wouldn't have to worry about food 😋

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Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago

I dunno .. I would say ask Ziggy and Roy but they are both gone.

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#21

Aside from the obvious Panda. How about this … create a hybrid. How about a mouse and otter - a Mouster or Ottuse?

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#22

i would be a dragon. if anyone made me angy, walk outside, then start terrifying them

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️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~

lefty libra (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

*i would walk outside, come back in

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#23

Flying squirrel. I can climb trees like a pro, I have a built in hang glider, I get to bury treasure(nuts) all summer and find treasure(nuts) all winter. What more could you ask for.

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#24

K I T T Y because YESSS

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#25

I would be a dolphin. They're smart, sleek, fast, and sexual. They get to zip around in warm water with their best friends. They can do amazing jumps into the air if they want to.

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Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago

“Sexual”? Something you want to share?

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Yeet_girl360

I am me. You are you. I like drawing, reading, cleaning, organizing, and scrolling through Bored Panda. Also my favorite saying to scamming bots is "Get a billboard". And sorry if I say LOL to much, lol.\\ (Btw I was previously *Displayname*=idk)

I am me. You are you. I like drawing, reading, cleaning, organizing, and scrolling through Bored Panda. Also my favorite saying to scamming bots is "Get a billboard". And sorry if I say LOL to much, lol.\\ (Btw I was previously *Displayname*=idk)

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This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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