Hey guys! If someone came up to you one day and asked to make a movie about you, what would it be called? Looking forward to hearing funny and witty titles, nothing vulgar or inappropriate please.:)

#1

(rarely ) Fast and (often) Furious.

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#Amelia animal lover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha hah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed until I couldn't breathe lol

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#2

Zero Shades of Grey.

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AW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the movie poster I imagine an unicorn farting a rainbow

#3

I would not say my life would git in a movie, maybe a show? But if I had to name it. "Doors" . I would say this because each part of my life is like a totally different room, you walk in and walk out. Each room has its own vibe, brightness, and size. All the stuff in each room is made of memories and stuff I've collected in that time era. And start falling apart when I forget stuff in that given time.

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#4

Coming to a cinema near you...'Meh'

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#5

Oh no, she's doing it again.

subtitle: will she never learn

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#6

What? (cause I don't know what's going on most of the time 😅)

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#10

Obviously a trilogy:

This Movie Could Have Been an Email

This Movie Could Have Been a Text

(and the stunning conclusion) This Movie Could Have Been Just 😳

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#11

Reality, Imaginary, and everything in between.

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#12

WTF happened to you?

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#13

One high functioning autistic dumb a*s against the entire world

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#17

Bi the way, I think I love you

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#18

"Wtf.."

Or..

"This is not what you expected"

Lol

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#20

A smart-a*s with zero friends

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#21

Great Ideas With Poor Executions

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#22

Access denied

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#23

The Life And Misadventures Of Cherry Smooth N'Good

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#24

.

Just “.”

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#25

13 reasons why I stayed home today

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Trisha Howson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sequel 13 reasons why I should have stayed home today!!! I like it by the way

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#26

10 Things I Hate About Life

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#27

The story of the ferret/reptile lady

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#28

Why does the the human brain ignore the second the


credits to a youtube vid I once saw

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#29

One Question: Why?

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#30

Remind me why I came into this room?

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#31

I Have a Condition... It's Called Stupidity

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#33

"Unblended" or something...idk
Mainly one reason: throughout my life, quite a few things that I like, other people don't and vice versa.
Some examples:
- I don't like coffee, tea, and soda. So literally my liquid intake is just water, milk, and occasional other stuff.
- I'm a teenager that doesn't play video games and gets religiously criticized by my friends for it.
- I really like math. And...well A LOT of people don't LOL
- (This one is more for people around my age group) but I don't like makeup and skin-showing clothing. It's honestly ridiculous that girls wear booty shorts and crop tops when it's 40-50 degrees outside.
Overall, I don't blend in :P

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#34

Ow, you're on my hair

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#35

No refunds . . . But there's a cat!

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#36

Stayin' Alive Part 2

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#37

Still Crazy, After All These Years

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#38

Uneventful and Forgettable

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#40

It’s Ok To Not Be Ok

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#41

The Completely Ordinary Non-Adventure of Spikey Boi!

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#42

"She was fragile like a bomb"

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#44

"From Hell to Heaven and Back"

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#45

That Avid Reader: Broke





Because this literally describes my life. I’m so broke from buying book after book after book

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voice of reason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used book stores, garage sales, library cast offs Amazon used. I built a library of close to a thousand books that way. Tragically I lost every thing I owned in a fire.

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#47

The Shitshow

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#48

I Know Why Fat Chicks Wear Sweat Pants

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#50

the incredidible sulk. (thats one of my secrets, I'm always sad)

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#51

Little too Large
- from living in a fantasy world, to suffering in reality -

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#52

The Unlucky Ducky

(checks out I'm very much unlucky.)

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#53

Sorry!

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#54

What now?

A tale of constant, unexpected challenges.

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#55

WTF

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#56

The Sisyphus Rock and Roll Show: Live from South Texas

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Holly Bee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just switch it to north and you'd have me. In zefrank's voice.....Sisyphus, bound to Hell.

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#57

What Is Sleep

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Artsy Bookworm
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The elusive something that overtakes me at inappropriate times but doesn't come when needed. *exasperated sigh*

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#58

Keeping up with the Stress, anxiety, and overall craziness of life. (No, the Kardashians are not my favorite people . I just reworded their title.)

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#59

The Legend of the Crazy Rabbit Woman.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh and yeah, it's a musical, with songs including, "If You Love Me, Love My Bunnies", "I Want to Be One Of You", and "Furries Furever". I have to play myself because no one else is comfortable doing the s**t I've done.

#60

A s**t ton of mistakes(in 2 hours or less)

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#61

Emotional Rollercoaster

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#62

a series of unfortunate events (yes i know it already exists it's just too true)

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Skye Renfors
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same, "A Series of Unfortunate Events and mild inconveniences."

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#63

From Ordinary to Extraordinary !

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Betta Fish
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally the first positive one, and for that, (Insert round of applause)

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#64

Trichotillomania

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#65

In the blink of an eye.

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#66

She’s (not) happy

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#67

Depression Era

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#68

Toxic Charms

Because anytime I give a friends a bff charm they become extremely toxic :( and I’ve also had have over 6 toxic friends and one even tried to break my back

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#72

I am turning into my mother.

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#73

Sh*t always happens, it’s just the depth that varies.

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#74

Left Handed Middle Child

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#75

If only ;-;

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#76

How I failed miserably

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#77

I don't know what I did but I have to fix it

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#78

crazy broke asian

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#79

Don't try this at home. It would be a lot of what you don't need and little of what you do need

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#80

He realized he didnt matter…
He was free.

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#81

The Big Sleep

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#82

diary of a boring kid

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#83

The terrible life of a middle schooler who doesn't even go to school(I think he's going crazy.)

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Natalea U
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve seen middle school up close (I am a teenager) it’s hell

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#84

How Do I Not Awkward: Memories of a Woman with ADHD and ASD

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#85

Oops!

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#86

The Adventures of the Big, Lazy F**K Named Bigfoot

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#87

Wasted on worries

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#89

Come Back Tomorrow

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#90

“Is she really hitting on another girl?”

And the sequel, “when will she get over him?”

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#91

well I wrote a short story about my life called good cop so good cop obviously... but also maybe a rom-com called how I met jamie, or a rom-com coming of age called hot mess.

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#92

No Thanks To Your Offer

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#93

The adolescent life of a school girl

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#94

the art of accidentally not killing herself by accident

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#95

The Librarian
[Say it in a deep movie voice, picture would be a very dramatic silhouette of a person holding a book at their side so that at first glance it looks like a gun.... the film itself would be really boring, someone else would write the great publicity.]

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#96

The two best friends that had a little to much fun





They died.

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#97

Alive: the Story of a Girl that Used to Wonder Why People Ever Considered Suicide

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#98

Why God Made Me A Sassy, Insecure Introvert and What I Did

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#99

How To Be a Disappointment (Fire Works)

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#100

Fangirl

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#101

"The Good, the Bad and the Indolent."

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#102

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

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#103

Depressed a**hole: the early years

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#104

Welcome to my nightmare

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#105

Depressed, amusing, cliche, idiotic, and not entertaining

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#106

It would be a TV Series titled "What not to do."

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#107

If Anxiety Was A Person

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#108

model of a cartoon individual

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#109

"Disaster" or "Never Grow Up" (because growing up sucks).

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Vintage_Misery_Business
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

siNGIN' RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, WITH THE BOOMBOX BLARIN' AS WE'RE FALLIN' IN LOVE, GOTTA BOTTLE O' WHATEVER BUT ITS GETTIN' US DRUNK, SINGIN "HERE'S TA' NEVER GROWIN' UP"

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#110

Wait! I Need More Time!!

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#111

Watch as Ethan and his f*cked up thoughts slowly get him into more and more trouble until finally even the Devil has to applaud
Coming soon to a theater near you :
VIP Ticket To Hell

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#112

All of us are slowly dieing

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#113

"A Series of Very Unfortunate Events (But without Lemony Snickett, Just Satan)" Really not kidding!

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#114

Nothing is (Im)possible.

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#115

An Emotional Rollercoaster

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#116

Sleepless

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#117

I'm not lonely..............
I'm aroace and antisocial.
Leave me alone.
Or don't..
That's cool too

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#118

Hold up...am a Lesbian, wait when did that happen?

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#119

S**t, My Life Is On Fire.

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#120

Kurt Cobain: The Good Side

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#121

Trouble
-Chaos and anarchy awaits (and a little laughter)-

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#122

The Life of a FAILURE

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#123

Mine would be called Repeditave boy.

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#124

Ignorant, to completely destroying the 4th wall, to ignorance again.

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#125

How too (not) be a good person in 1 year

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#126

A Tragedy But Not But It Is And Now I Am Having An Existential Crisis C**p What Do I Do Now?

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#127

Failures, Dissapointments & Bad Luck

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#128

Bi the way, I think I love you

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#129

Drifter wearing a mask

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#130

All the Ways the World Tried to Hold Me Back and Failed

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#131

You Silly Goose, You Done Goofed

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#132

I feel like I would like to have something mildly influential like “Butterfly; My metamorphosis” but it would probably end up being something like “(My name); Issa hard knock life”

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#133

Therapy Friend

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#134

A Desultory 22,000 Days! (A minor epic filled with great original music, fabulous costumes and more wacky friends and adventures than are allowed by law. Always heading for that climactic multi-level collision/serendipitous/rescue that never happens.)

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#136

Y U Mad Bro?

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#137

So suspicious...

Yah I know it's the name of a song, but no one believes me so I'm basically suspicious to everyone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well by that I mean, not like no one, that's probably an exaggeration, but most people I know don't

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#138

The Wizard of Meh

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#139

Challenge Accepted. The sequel is going to be Legen..wait for it..dary, Legendary. But hollywood will opt to cram it all into one poorly pace mess, so we'll call it Living in a Sitcom.

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#140

Unexpected
Life goes on
Never too late
If I can make it, you can make it
Dream yet to be dreamed
New found hope
Fake it till you make it
Unexpected expectations
Memories from future

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#141

Mine would be a TV show. Every episode would start with a little musical ding a ling thingy and would be called "How Bad Can We Screw This Girl's Life Up?". Every episode would be the most stupid things that happened to me. The host would be God (If he was corrupted by SATAN)

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#142

What a long strange trip it's been

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Trisha Howson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very interesting I want to know what happens on this trip it putting me on the edge!!!!!

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#143

You couldn’t make this $h1t up if you tried, my life thus far…

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#144

"oops, try again!"

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#145

The Food Bank Gourmet

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#147

Home Alone Part 3425

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#148

The Sleepy Paradigm Slayer 🤣👾

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#149

The brain on a stick
(My bones are literally just toothpicks)

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#150

Laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher

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#151

laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher

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#152

"Huh?-" The Story of a Fish Lovin' Loser

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#153

Why?

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#154

The tale of the walking existational crisis

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#155

"A disappointment"
Or
"Worst than a disappointment"

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#156

Stupid...Stupid...Stupid

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#157

A Simple Man, part deux

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#158

The kid who is kind and has anger issues and anxiety but everyone still makes fun of her and doesn’t take her seriously when she’s angry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe “I seem to have more ghost friends than living friends” (was going to say dead but then that would make it seem so many friends have died)

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#159

Life of a Train Wreck

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#160

Almost

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#161

Emotional Rollercoaster

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#162

Anxiety, Panic Disorder, and Falling in Love the Musical. (The struggles of anxiety and panic disorder. The meaning of family and friends, and finding love.)

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#163

Butterfly?

(My name means butterfly, yet I feel like a caterpillar as I haven't found myself entirely. It probably would be a show as there is lots of chapters in my life. 😅🐛🦋)

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#164

The Mistake

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#165

I, Digress

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#167

Growing up poor making me a strong woman

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#168

Pigeon Chimera

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#169

No Regrets: A wierd and Wonderful Life

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#170

Butterfly effect: the prequel
Or
Existence is allergic to me
Or
I wanted to be a cat (not this hot mess) but i'm ok now

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#171

Oh well.

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#172

The Depressing Live Of A (Terrible) Artist

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#173

Procrastination 101 - A guide on how to f**k up your IGCSE board exams.

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#174

Everything is Fine! STOP ASKING!!

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#175

An ordinary life ( with someone who as zero balance and is clumsy as h*ll)

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#176

Not this s**t again
Or
Well, I'm still alive... F**k.
Or
Stories of the Xennial

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#177

Unhealthy man, no sleep, too much work, and an unhealthy obsession with programming, how does he do it?

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#179

Utter disappointment the movie.

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#180

RBF: the musical

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#181

An incredibly boring movie

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#182

The High(seeming) Child

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#183

The life long debate of [my name]

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#184

What a long strange trip it's been

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#185

6.25 km/h

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#186

Confessions of an ex music critic
A hero’s journey 😜

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#187

The Burning City

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#188

NOT her again!

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#189

A Monotonous Life

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#190

Leave me alone. I want to sleep .

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#191

Anything but normal

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#192

The Other Side of Fear

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#193

Inside! Outside! Leave me alone!

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#194

Things happened and here we are.

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#195

Password reset, attempt 57

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#196

Just…why?

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#197

One thing, it would have to be directed by Ridley Scott and the screenplay would have to be written by Steven King.
"The taste of red" I have had a lot of strange weather related nightmares and some my other dreams were very spooky. Like you are trying to get home but you can never find your way there. Or getting lost and can not find your way back. Not to mention my weird and twisted nightmares.
Oppps....."Door"!

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#198

Opportunity
take what life gives you. Every experience is a learning one. Good or bad.

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