Hey guys! If someone came up to you one day and asked to make a movie about you, what would it be called? Looking forward to hearing funny and witty titles, nothing vulgar or inappropriate please.:)

#1

(rarely ) Fast and (often) Furious.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha hah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed until I couldn't breathe lol

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    #2

    Zero Shades of Grey.

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    AW
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the movie poster I imagine an unicorn farting a rainbow

    #3

    I would not say my life would git in a movie, maybe a show? But if I had to name it. "Doors" . I would say this because each part of my life is like a totally different room, you walk in and walk out. Each room has its own vibe, brightness, and size. All the stuff in each room is made of memories and stuff I've collected in that time era. And start falling apart when I forget stuff in that given time.

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    #4

    Coming to a cinema near you...'Meh'

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    #5

    Oh no, she's doing it again.

    subtitle: will she never learn

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    #6

    What? (cause I don't know what's going on most of the time 😅)

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    #10

    Obviously a trilogy:

    This Movie Could Have Been an Email

    This Movie Could Have Been a Text

    (and the stunning conclusion) This Movie Could Have Been Just 😳

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    #11

    Reality, Imaginary, and everything in between.

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    #12

    WTF happened to you?

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    #13

    One high functioning autistic dumb a*s against the entire world

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    #17

    Bi the way, I think I love you

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    #18

    "Wtf.."

    Or..

    "This is not what you expected"

    Lol

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    #20

    A smart-a*s with zero friends

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    #21

    Great Ideas With Poor Executions

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    #22

    Access denied

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    #23

    The Life And Misadventures Of Cherry Smooth N'Good

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    #24

    .

    Just “.”

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    #25

    13 reasons why I stayed home today

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    Trisha Howson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sequel 13 reasons why I should have stayed home today!!! I like it by the way

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    #26

    10 Things I Hate About Life

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    #27

    The story of the ferret/reptile lady

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    #28

    Why does the the human brain ignore the second the


    credits to a youtube vid I once saw

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    #29

    One Question: Why?

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    #30

    Remind me why I came into this room?

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    #31

    I Have a Condition... It's Called Stupidity

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    #33

    "Unblended" or something...idk
    Mainly one reason: throughout my life, quite a few things that I like, other people don't and vice versa.
    Some examples:
    - I don't like coffee, tea, and soda. So literally my liquid intake is just water, milk, and occasional other stuff.
    - I'm a teenager that doesn't play video games and gets religiously criticized by my friends for it.
    - I really like math. And...well A LOT of people don't LOL
    - (This one is more for people around my age group) but I don't like makeup and skin-showing clothing. It's honestly ridiculous that girls wear booty shorts and crop tops when it's 40-50 degrees outside.
    Overall, I don't blend in :P

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    #34

    Ow, you're on my hair

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    #35

    No refunds . . . But there's a cat!

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    #36

    Stayin' Alive Part 2

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    #37

    Still Crazy, After All These Years

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    #38

    Uneventful and Forgettable

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    #40

    It’s Ok To Not Be Ok

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    #41

    The Completely Ordinary Non-Adventure of Spikey Boi!

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    #42

    "She was fragile like a bomb"

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    #44

    "From Hell to Heaven and Back"

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    #45

    That Avid Reader: Broke





    Because this literally describes my life. I’m so broke from buying book after book after book

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    voice of reason
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used book stores, garage sales, library cast offs Amazon used. I built a library of close to a thousand books that way. Tragically I lost every thing I owned in a fire.

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    #47

    The Shitshow

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    #48

    I Know Why Fat Chicks Wear Sweat Pants

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    #50

    the incredidible sulk. (thats one of my secrets, I'm always sad)

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    #51

    Little too Large
    - from living in a fantasy world, to suffering in reality -

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    #52

    The Unlucky Ducky

    (checks out I'm very much unlucky.)

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    #53

    Sorry!

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    #54

    What now?

    A tale of constant, unexpected challenges.

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    #55

    WTF

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    #56

    The Sisyphus Rock and Roll Show: Live from South Texas

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    Holly Bee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just switch it to north and you'd have me. In zefrank's voice.....Sisyphus, bound to Hell.

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    #57

    What Is Sleep

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elusive something that overtakes me at inappropriate times but doesn't come when needed. *exasperated sigh*

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    #58

    Keeping up with the Stress, anxiety, and overall craziness of life. (No, the Kardashians are not my favorite people . I just reworded their title.)

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    #59

    The Legend of the Crazy Rabbit Woman.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and yeah, it's a musical, with songs including, "If You Love Me, Love My Bunnies", "I Want to Be One Of You", and "Furries Furever". I have to play myself because no one else is comfortable doing the s**t I've done.

    #60

    A s**t ton of mistakes(in 2 hours or less)

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    #61

    Emotional Rollercoaster

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    #62

    a series of unfortunate events (yes i know it already exists it's just too true)

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    Skye Renfors
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, "A Series of Unfortunate Events and mild inconveniences."

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    #63

    From Ordinary to Extraordinary !

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the first positive one, and for that, (Insert round of applause)

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    #64

    Trichotillomania

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    #65

    In the blink of an eye.

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    #66

    She’s (not) happy

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    #67

    Depression Era

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    #68

    Toxic Charms

    Because anytime I give a friends a bff charm they become extremely toxic :( and I’ve also had have over 6 toxic friends and one even tried to break my back

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    #72

    I am turning into my mother.

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    #73

    Sh*t always happens, it’s just the depth that varies.

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    #74

    Left Handed Middle Child

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    #75

    If only ;-;

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    #76

    How I failed miserably

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    #77

    I don't know what I did but I have to fix it

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    #78

    crazy broke asian

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    #79

    Don't try this at home. It would be a lot of what you don't need and little of what you do need

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    #80

    He realized he didnt matter…
    He was free.

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    #81

    The Big Sleep

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    #82

    diary of a boring kid

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    #83

    The terrible life of a middle schooler who doesn't even go to school(I think he's going crazy.)

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    Natalea U
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen middle school up close (I am a teenager) it’s hell

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    #84

    How Do I Not Awkward: Memories of a Woman with ADHD and ASD

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    #85

    Oops!

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    #86

    The Adventures of the Big, Lazy F**K Named Bigfoot

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    #87

    Wasted on worries

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    #89

    Come Back Tomorrow

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    #90

    “Is she really hitting on another girl?”

    And the sequel, “when will she get over him?”

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    #91

    well I wrote a short story about my life called good cop so good cop obviously... but also maybe a rom-com called how I met jamie, or a rom-com coming of age called hot mess.

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    #92

    No Thanks To Your Offer

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    #93

    The adolescent life of a school girl

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    #94

    the art of accidentally not killing herself by accident

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    #95

    The Librarian
    [Say it in a deep movie voice, picture would be a very dramatic silhouette of a person holding a book at their side so that at first glance it looks like a gun.... the film itself would be really boring, someone else would write the great publicity.]

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    #96

    The two best friends that had a little to much fun





    They died.

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    #97

    Alive: the Story of a Girl that Used to Wonder Why People Ever Considered Suicide

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    #98

    Why God Made Me A Sassy, Insecure Introvert and What I Did

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    #99

    How To Be a Disappointment (Fire Works)

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    #100

    Fangirl

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    #101

    "The Good, the Bad and the Indolent."

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    #102

    Cruel and Unusual Punishment

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    #103

    Depressed a**hole: the early years

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    #104

    Welcome to my nightmare

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    #105

    Depressed, amusing, cliche, idiotic, and not entertaining

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    #106

    It would be a TV Series titled "What not to do."

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    #107

    If Anxiety Was A Person

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    #108

    model of a cartoon individual

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    #109

    "Disaster" or "Never Grow Up" (because growing up sucks).

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    Vintage_Misery_Business
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    siNGIN' RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, WITH THE BOOMBOX BLARIN' AS WE'RE FALLIN' IN LOVE, GOTTA BOTTLE O' WHATEVER BUT ITS GETTIN' US DRUNK, SINGIN "HERE'S TA' NEVER GROWIN' UP"

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    #110

    Wait! I Need More Time!!

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    #111

    Watch as Ethan and his f*cked up thoughts slowly get him into more and more trouble until finally even the Devil has to applaud
    Coming soon to a theater near you :
    VIP Ticket To Hell

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    #112

    All of us are slowly dieing

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    #113

    "A Series of Very Unfortunate Events (But without Lemony Snickett, Just Satan)" Really not kidding!

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    #114

    Nothing is (Im)possible.

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    #115

    An Emotional Rollercoaster

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    #116

    Sleepless

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    #117

    I'm not lonely..............
    I'm aroace and antisocial.
    Leave me alone.
    Or don't..
    That's cool too

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    #118

    Hold up...am a Lesbian, wait when did that happen?

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    #119

    S**t, My Life Is On Fire.

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    #120

    Kurt Cobain: The Good Side

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    #121

    Trouble
    -Chaos and anarchy awaits (and a little laughter)-

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    #122

    The Life of a FAILURE

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    #123

    Mine would be called Repeditave boy.

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    #124

    Ignorant, to completely destroying the 4th wall, to ignorance again.

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    #125

    How too (not) be a good person in 1 year

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    #126

    A Tragedy But Not But It Is And Now I Am Having An Existential Crisis C**p What Do I Do Now?

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    #127

    Failures, Dissapointments & Bad Luck

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    #128

    Bi the way, I think I love you

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    #129

    Drifter wearing a mask

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    #130

    All the Ways the World Tried to Hold Me Back and Failed

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    #131

    You Silly Goose, You Done Goofed

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    #132

    I feel like I would like to have something mildly influential like “Butterfly; My metamorphosis” but it would probably end up being something like “(My name); Issa hard knock life”

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    #133

    Therapy Friend

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    #134

    A Desultory 22,000 Days! (A minor epic filled with great original music, fabulous costumes and more wacky friends and adventures than are allowed by law. Always heading for that climactic multi-level collision/serendipitous/rescue that never happens.)

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    #136

    Y U Mad Bro?

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    #137

    So suspicious...

    Yah I know it's the name of a song, but no one believes me so I'm basically suspicious to everyone

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well by that I mean, not like no one, that's probably an exaggeration, but most people I know don't

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    #138

    The Wizard of Meh

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    #139

    Challenge Accepted. The sequel is going to be Legen..wait for it..dary, Legendary. But hollywood will opt to cram it all into one poorly pace mess, so we'll call it Living in a Sitcom.

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    #140

    Unexpected
    Life goes on
    Never too late
    If I can make it, you can make it
    Dream yet to be dreamed
    New found hope
    Fake it till you make it
    Unexpected expectations
    Memories from future

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    #141

    Mine would be a TV show. Every episode would start with a little musical ding a ling thingy and would be called "How Bad Can We Screw This Girl's Life Up?". Every episode would be the most stupid things that happened to me. The host would be God (If he was corrupted by SATAN)

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    #142

    What a long strange trip it's been

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    Trisha Howson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very interesting I want to know what happens on this trip it putting me on the edge!!!!!

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    #143

    You couldn’t make this $h1t up if you tried, my life thus far…

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    #144

    "oops, try again!"

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    #145

    The Food Bank Gourmet

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    #147

    Home Alone Part 3425

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    #148

    The Sleepy Paradigm Slayer 🤣👾

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    #149

    The brain on a stick
    (My bones are literally just toothpicks)

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    #150

    Laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher

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    #151

    laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher

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    #152

    "Huh?-" The Story of a Fish Lovin' Loser

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    #153

    Why?

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    #154

    The tale of the walking existational crisis

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    #155

    "A disappointment"
    Or
    "Worst than a disappointment"

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    #156

    Stupid...Stupid...Stupid

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    #157

    A Simple Man, part deux

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    #158

    The kid who is kind and has anger issues and anxiety but everyone still makes fun of her and doesn’t take her seriously when she’s angry.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe “I seem to have more ghost friends than living friends” (was going to say dead but then that would make it seem so many friends have died)

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    #159

    Life of a Train Wreck

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    #160

    Almost

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    #161

    Emotional Rollercoaster

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    #162

    Anxiety, Panic Disorder, and Falling in Love the Musical. (The struggles of anxiety and panic disorder. The meaning of family and friends, and finding love.)

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    #163

    Butterfly?

    (My name means butterfly, yet I feel like a caterpillar as I haven't found myself entirely. It probably would be a show as there is lots of chapters in my life. 😅🐛🦋)

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    #164

    The Mistake

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    #165

    I, Digress

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    #167

    Growing up poor making me a strong woman

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    #168

    Pigeon Chimera

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    #169

    No Regrets: A wierd and Wonderful Life

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    #170

    Butterfly effect: the prequel
    Or
    Existence is allergic to me
    Or
    I wanted to be a cat (not this hot mess) but i'm ok now

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    #171

    Oh well.

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    #172

    The Depressing Live Of A (Terrible) Artist

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    #173

    Procrastination 101 - A guide on how to f**k up your IGCSE board exams.

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    #174

    Everything is Fine! STOP ASKING!!

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    #175

    An ordinary life ( with someone who as zero balance and is clumsy as h*ll)

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    #176

    Not this s**t again
    Or
    Well, I'm still alive... F**k.
    Or
    Stories of the Xennial

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    #177

    Unhealthy man, no sleep, too much work, and an unhealthy obsession with programming, how does he do it?

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    #178

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    #179

    Utter disappointment the movie.

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    #180

    RBF: the musical

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    #181

    An incredibly boring movie

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    #182

    The High(seeming) Child

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    #183

    The life long debate of [my name]

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    #184

    What a long strange trip it's been

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    #185

    6.25 km/h

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    #186

    Confessions of an ex music critic
    A hero’s journey 😜

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    #187

    The Burning City

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    #188

    NOT her again!

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    #189

    A Monotonous Life

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    #190

    Leave me alone. I want to sleep .

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    #191

    Anything but normal

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    #192

    The Other Side of Fear

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    #193

    Inside! Outside! Leave me alone!

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    #194

    Things happened and here we are.

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    #195

    Password reset, attempt 57

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    #196

    Just…why?

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    #197

    One thing, it would have to be directed by Ridley Scott and the screenplay would have to be written by Steven King.
    "The taste of red" I have had a lot of strange weather related nightmares and some my other dreams were very spooky. Like you are trying to get home but you can never find your way there. Or getting lost and can not find your way back. Not to mention my weird and twisted nightmares.
    Oppps....."Door"!

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    #198

    Opportunity
    take what life gives you. Every experience is a learning one. Good or bad.

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