Hey Pandas, If Sent Back To Cavemen Times With Immortality, What’d You Do?

You have no aging and no death immortality.

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idk hope i'd have fun making cave drawings or something

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shanila.pheonix_

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Hales M 6 months ago

Lol just recreate famous painting as cave drawings, be considered the da vinci of your time, single-handedly move art forward thousands of years.

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id hit people with sticks

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Toast (The Real One)

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Wouldn't we all

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I would definitely learn more about their customs and way of living, id be immune to diseases anyways. I think it'll also be extremely cool to see new- or should I say old- species of plants and animals.

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First I think I will go crazy. After that I think I go evil, like I am God on earth and I can do whatever I want, and I want to play whit people, I will also learn everything about the humankind. After that I probably want to help people and safe the world. But in the never ending end i will just let the world and the life on the earth go where it wants to go. I will fore sure also, get eaten by every animal, dive into a volcano, get nudist of the top on mount everest. Explore the deepest depth of the sea. And be the first woman on the sun.

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Dumdum

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I'd get a jump on the housing market lol.

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Hales

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Stonk moments

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I would (in this order):
¬help them
¬once they understand I'm not evil, I'll show them how to make things, like chairs
¬they'll think I'm a genius
¬I'll catch a fatal disease, but survive because I'm immortal
¬they'll become infatuated with me
¬I'll teach them how to grow vegetables and cook food
¬they will now believe and listen to everything I say
¬I pose as a god (I'm immortal, remember?)
¬they worship me
¬I pretend to be a benevolent being who only wishes to help them
¬they trust me with their lives
¬they will start making tribute to me
¬all of their earthly possessions will be mine
¬I will then begin my tyrannical reign of power
¬I will (by the belief of the peoples) BECOME a god
¬and they lived happily ever after :)

In reality? I'd cry, and probably try to kíll myself because the idea of being alive forever is horrible. (the suicíde comment does not necessarily reflect how I am currently feeling, just how I know I would feel, if put into that situation)

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me myself and i READ BIO AGAIN 6 months ago

The plan is planning tho ✨ I’d prolly have like a stress induced heart attack though if it exists if I was in this situation

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I would find lots of animals that are extinct today... And maybe try new foods.

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Harry (they/them)

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Dodo stew anyone?

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Start a religion that really is about kindness, tolerance, respect and peace, not just a religion that claims to be these things.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het

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‏‏‎ ‎ 6 months ago

Many religions ARE actually about those things, but their followers think hatred is a good way to react to those who do not think the same way as them.

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I would see the dinosaurs! (Yes I know they didn't live in the same time period as dinosaurs). I would actually probably try and stop people from sucking so f***ing much

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