Hey Pandas, If Karma Was Real How Do You Think You Would Be Doing? (Closed)

Do you think you would be getting some positive or negative karma your way, and what have you been having so far?

If karma was real, I should’ve become very prosperous by now but since it started going bad, I had to cut corners with my attitude and manners so I guess I’ll now suffer

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Stardust she/her

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I would be randomly hit by asteroids on the street and step on Legos barefoot, as well as stepping on mystery liquid in socks. I think my bad karma is mostly generated out of spewing random insults.

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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HMmMmMmMm…that depends. I’d probably be struck by lighting a few times but then be dishing out vengeance on others.

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DP(the first)

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I would probably do fine, I usually deliver karma, not get it.

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everett

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Idk. I personally think I'd be f****d, but the people who I know seem to really like me so idk. I do try my best to be kind to everyone so maybe that helps

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crowspectre (he/they)

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Kayla Ankar 1 year ago

Idk either

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I think i would be fine for the most part, but DEFINITELY not for the early stages of my life, i had MAJOR anger problems and was constantly insulting my mom 🤣 don’t worry, me and her are all good now! 😊

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Mike_the_nike

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I try and always do good, so Id like to THINK I would be doing okay. But considering how clumsy I am and how much bad luck I have, I think I already did something to anger karma and at the moment I'm just trying to make up for it. So in reality, probably not great. Lol

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Hannah

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KARMA is real

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goldyy

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Mickysixxx 1 year ago

100% it was many names and has been said many different ways (You reap what you sow, you get what you give) it's called Yindyamurra in Wiradjuri language which means all encompassing respect. So respect everything and it will respect you back e.g.. respect the waterways and they will continue to provide for you, respect the landscape and you will never go without, listen to hear and look to see

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Me and Karma are all sweet, my issues lie with Murphy and his law! The Irish ancestry in me has a special kinda luck attached to it, thanks dad.

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Mickysixxx

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Mickysixxx (Submission author) 1 year ago (edited)

Side note: I do believe in a kind of Karma. In my culture karma is your Dreaming, your Dreaming is your story. If you have lived a good life and made a good story then your Dreaming/story will live on after you through the people that you influenced. Every good thing you do for somebody is remembered by that person and some day they may "pay it forward" so to speak, now both your Dreaming stories are connected and it grows and grows from there. If you be a s**t bloke nobody picks it up and carries your story on and it dies with you AKA bad karma. You achieve this by practicing Yindyamurra (All empcompassing respect, respect Country and it will respect you back).We (Aboriginal people) think more about the generations coming after us then our own and hope to leave them with the tools and the Dreaming stories to maintain things for the next ones after them. Edit: My mother is Aboriginal and my Father is Irish hence the post about Irish luck for those who were wondering

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i just lost my grandma, my cat and my uncle in the span of a year so i better be doing pretty d*mn well

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

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Mis Stake 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

So sorry for your loss. I think you are collecting your negative karma points ahead of time so you can eventually balance it out

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#11

Depends on when in my life we're talking. I've made alot of mistakes and have caused pain to people I care about. However, I've had my act together for several years now, and have made my amends, and try to live a good life and take care of myself and others. But currently I'm broke, and my cat needs to go to the vet and my car needs to be worked on, so if karma is real maybe it's still payback from when I was a selfish a*****e 🤷

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Bonesko

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Not sure, but Karma has struck nearly every guy who's done me wrong. Ex husband fell off roof and broke his back. Had premature twins to Dr. for 1 week checkup and told him something was wrong. 3 days later one died. That Dr. was killed in his own shower by lightning shortly after. I have a lot more examples. Too many to list.

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