Venus Flytrap - just so that I can still keep eating meat and confusing the heck out of Vegans...

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David Furritus

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I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.

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4points

Matt C

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A sundew

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Grudge-holding Treefrog

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the elusive lithop. there’s no meaning behind it, i just like the way they look.

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waddles (they/them)

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An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

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HistoryLover(she/her)

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A vanilla plant - delicate, requiring the tenderest of care, and keeping to myself except on special occasions. When I do open up to others, it suddenly adds a sweet flavor to peoples' lives.

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2points

Tiramisu

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A friend once told me I’d be a cherry blossom 🌸

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tragicaltales

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I would be a cactus. I can be a huge prick and get away with it 😆

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Ryan H

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The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!

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Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol

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DP(READ BIO UPDATED AGAIN)

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Banyan tree

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Angel Red

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Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.

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QueerAxolotls

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I have a few choices. Bromeliad, cause they're pretty, a subspecies of mint cause I have a personal connection to it, or salal/cedar cause the PNW is the best

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crowspectre (he/they)

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i dont want to be a tree

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️‍️‍️TRAINS RIGHTS️‍️️‍️

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An oak tree

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goldyy

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A tall tree of some sort

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WolfZZZ (she/her)

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A kudzu vine - because I’m takin’ over everything

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Mr Old School Cool

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Cherry tree blossom or almond tree blossom! I just love them!!!

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Sneaky Little Peach

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I would be a cactus. Don’t touch me. Fick off. I’ll sting you!

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Winnie the Moo

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Pineapple plant I mean what did you expect from my user

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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My online screen name refers to a dryad; specifically one that according to myth, inhabited a "Cornelian cherry" (a species of dogwood). So I guess a dogwood tree. I'm from the southern US so it seemed appropriate.

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad

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piranha plant

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Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭

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I’m interested in being grass so I can have a cow with no legs and two legs. What do you call those two? Ground beef and lean beef.

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Average Chicago sports fan

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Moss

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Ladyboneyard

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Cactus because they require little water and have a great defense. They can survive in hot weather all year round. Also, they're tall.

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LeProudDork(She/They)

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I think a Pitcher Plant. Cause I'd finally be able to be friends with a frog.

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Luke T

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Just make me a sunflower and I'll be happy 🌻

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Emmanuel Grey

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Cactus!!Stay away from me ,I'm better off my own.

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Isa

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