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Venus Flytrap - just so that I can still keep eating meat and confusing the heck out of Vegans...

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    I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.

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    #3

    A sundew

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!

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    #4

    the elusive lithop. there’s no meaning behind it, i just like the way they look.

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    waddles (they/them)
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    #5

    An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

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    #6

    A vanilla plant - delicate, requiring the tenderest of care, and keeping to myself except on special occasions. When I do open up to others, it suddenly adds a sweet flavor to peoples' lives.

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    Tiramisu
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    #7

    A friend once told me I’d be a cherry blossom 🌸

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    #8

    I would be a cactus. I can be a huge prick and get away with it 😆

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    #9

    The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!

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    #10

    Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol

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    #11

    Banyan tree

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    #12

    Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d just eat them. I would be a Venus fly trap or the Chomper from PvZ lol

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    #13

    I have a few choices. Bromeliad, cause they're pretty, a subspecies of mint cause I have a personal connection to it, or salal/cedar cause the PNW is the best

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    crowspectre (he/they)
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    i dont want to be a tree

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    #15

    An oak tree

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    #16

    A tall tree of some sort

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    #17

    A kudzu vine - because I’m takin’ over everything

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    Mr Old School Cool
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    #18

    Cherry tree blossom or almond tree blossom! I just love them!!!

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    #19

    I would be a cactus. Don’t touch me. Fick off. I’ll sting you!

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    Winnie the Moo
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    #20

    Pineapple plant I mean what did you expect from my user

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    #21

    My online screen name refers to a dryad; specifically one that according to myth, inhabited a "Cornelian cherry" (a species of dogwood). So I guess a dogwood tree. I'm from the southern US so it seemed appropriate.

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    #22

    piranha plant

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    Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
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    #23

    I’m interested in being grass so I can have a cow with no legs and two legs. What do you call those two? Ground beef and lean beef.

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    #24

    Moss

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    #25

    Cactus because they require little water and have a great defense. They can survive in hot weather all year round. Also, they're tall.

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    #26

    I think a Pitcher Plant. Cause I'd finally be able to be friends with a frog.

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    #27

    Just make me a sunflower and I'll be happy 🌻

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    #28

    Cactus!!Stay away from me ,I'm better off my own.

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    Isa
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