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Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)
There are tons of awesome plants out there for you to choose from, so take your pick!
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#1
Venus Flytrap - just so that I can still keep eating meat and confusing the heck out of Vegans...
Final score:
6points
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#2
I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.
Final score:
4points
#3
A sundew
Final score:
3points
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#4
the elusive lithop. there’s no meaning behind it, i just like the way they look.
Final score:
3points
#5
An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.
Final score:
3points
#6
A vanilla plant - delicate, requiring the tenderest of care, and keeping to myself except on special occasions. When I do open up to others, it suddenly adds a sweet flavor to peoples' lives.
Final score:
2points
#8
I would be a cactus. I can be a huge prick and get away with it 😆
Final score:
2points
#9
The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!
Final score:
1point
#10
Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol
Final score:
1point
#12
Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.
Final score:
1point
DP(Alt. Rorschach) 1 year ago (edited)
I’d just eat them. I would be a Venus fly trap or the Chomper from PvZ lol
#13
I have a few choices. Bromeliad, cause they're pretty, a subspecies of mint cause I have a personal connection to it, or salal/cedar cause the PNW is the best
Final score:
1point
#18
Cherry tree blossom or almond tree blossom! I just love them!!!
Final score:
1point
#19
I would be a cactus. Don’t touch me. Fick off. I’ll sting you!
Final score:
1point
#20
Pineapple plant I mean what did you expect from my user
Final score:
1point
#21
My online screen name refers to a dryad; specifically one that according to myth, inhabited a "Cornelian cherry" (a species of dogwood). So I guess a dogwood tree. I'm from the southern US so it seemed appropriate.
Final score:
1point
#23
I’m interested in being grass so I can have a cow with no legs and two legs. What do you call those two? Ground beef and lean beef.
Final score:
0points
#25
Cactus because they require little water and have a great defense. They can survive in hot weather all year round. Also, they're tall.
Final score:
0points
#26
I think a Pitcher Plant. Cause I'd finally be able to be friends with a frog.
Final score:
0points
#28
Cactus!!Stay away from me ,I'm better off my own.
Final score:
-1point
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