Warning; fire hazard, prone to almost dying repeatedly and then walking away with like a tiny scratch (why does this happen this damn much), if you ask him about his books he will never shut up

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9points

crowspectre (he/they)

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Warning: Do not mention Heartstopper or she will talk to you for an hour, then repeatedly ask you who is your favorite character until you say Nick Nelson

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9points

Rey

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Warning: Speaks fast and has an obsession with odd things. Also do not mention things about books because I will start ranting.

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7points

EmbersAreOut

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I will talk your ear off if you mention a topic I find interesting or enjoy and I feel comfortable around you. Beware.

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Final score:

7points

DP(READ BIO UPDATED AGAIN)

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In public~I am quiet and probably angry at life and everything in it. Then when you're alone with me (As FRIENDS ofc) I'll probably turn into a little monster who sings and dances around joyfully and loves life. Just your average little two-sided weirdo ^^

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Final score:

6points

Grooks

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Warning: Prone to bouts of boredom, attention drifting, and not giving a f*ck.

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Final score:

6points

Nevada McKinney

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I will go from being the happiest person alive to super depressed in two seconds. Don't be alarmed.

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Final score:

6points

Black Pearl

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I have ADHD and you will have to repeat things sometimes because I am basically Dory.

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6points

Jocie (they/them) Pan, Abinary

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Smiles to much





Very sus :3🍩

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5points

Do-nut touch da donut

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Talking slowly and taking a bunch of pauses, I am trying to calm down and not rip your face off.

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Final score:

5points

That tiny x on the pop up add

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Warning: Will eat ANYTHING (includes a highlighter, dogfood, handsanitizer, tinfoil, wax, candle, waxpaper, raw egg, paper, pencil, and many other dangerous materials). Highly dangerous, and will dropkick you if provoked too much.

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Final score:

5points

Spiderpopcatception

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Couple: plant nerd, so don't get me started about plants (unless you like them too).
Also, I'm pretty tolerant of most people. But if I turn and walk away, it means you've either pi$$ed me off, or you're too close.

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5points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad

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I am a dangerous, dramatic alien lap cactus. Beware of alien lasers. Do not anger, or consequences shalt be severe. Have entire uncover alien hedgehog troop under control. Has hyperactive & grumpy alien pet turtles, screaming fur balls of evil overlords Donut and Snape, and the annual alien doggo racing 100 meter sprint champion Mint… for the 6th year in a row. Beware the evil toothpick holder.

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5points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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Too hot to handle, of course! 😝 /jk

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4points

Bored Retsuko

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Warning: Will hit you as a sign of affection. Do not approach when the Adderall has not been taken.

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Final score:

4points

QueerAxolotls

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Simply put: irritating, can cause acute irritation symptoms. A t-shirt with a text and a warning sign would be fun.

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Final score:

4points

LillieMean

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Warning: Ask about Sims and you will be forever stood listening to me go on about storylines, family trees, six month-old saves, upcoming updates, expansion pack teasers, etc (My friends made that mistake, never again).

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Final score:

4points

Pheonixvatoreii

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Warning: will apologize until YOU feel sorry but not to make you feel bad, simply bc I want to make it right

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4points

Unnamed Hooman

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Warning: will easily become extremely depressed, doesn’t really eat much of anything, has very bad mental health.

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4points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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If you mention star wars, then grab a chair. You will be here a few hours.

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4points

Pizzaking, village burner.

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I highly suggest you think you before you speak.

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3points

C Ronz

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Warning: may randomly fall into a pit of despair

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3points

Rowan_the_raging_raven

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wet floor sign (wink)

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3points

dxisy xo

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WARNING: Introvert, won't make a sound until you talk about something i'm really interested in. (but will still be quiet until comfortable)

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3points

Robby (Ze/Zir)

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Will make you mentally uncomfortable in ways you never knew you could get uncomfortable.

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3points

TrashPanda

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…Before I say this, I once got in a small bit of trouble for a misunderstanding on my friends part. Anyway, it’d probably be that I make self detrimental jokes, and my one time friend noticed one and told my mum, and she wasn’t concerned (knowing her own humor) and it was explained, and was kinda forgotten for the most part.

That or I am a pure chaotic being which can go from being nice to you, to attempting to steal your dog.

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3points

𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕚𝔹𝕠𝕪𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪

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If you hate classical music or ESPECIALLY if you think it’s boring, don’t tell me, I will be horrified, then mortally offended, then very very angry. If you’re not a classical musician or have no interest in classical music, DO NOT mention it or I will start spouting way too much info at you that you didn’t need to know. But if you are a classical musician, PLEASE come find me if I don’t seek you out first so we can spout random info and listen to/play awesome music together.

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Final score:

3points

Katie the Koala

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Do not say the words movie, script, or writing, or even breathe near me, or else I'll launch into my 6-hour interpretive dance/opera/TED talk about how much Quentin Tarantino means to me, and I'll probably cry and try to show you my writing. (Spoiler alert: it's not good.)

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Final score:

3points

adam yauch

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Ear Protection must be worn

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3points

Mickysixxx

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Warning: Like a pufferfish. Sweet and happy but do not touch, scare, or threaten.

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3points

Lil Miss Hobbit

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Warning: You are about to step into the Twilight Zone, & I don’t mean vampires.

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Final score:

2points

Natalie H

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TRIGGER
Not sure what that means? Stick around a little while, I'm bound to say something that'll set you off.

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Final score:

2points

PROBLEMATIC

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Warning: do not scare. he only knows the fight procedure

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Final score:

2points

best turtle

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warning: either weird, quiet, and boring, OR weird, loud, and annoying. if the latter: for those who have pissed me off, ear protection may be required as this person will blast weird music at you until you beg for mercy

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2points

the shrimp whisperer

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Warning: may spontaneously shut down, have a panic attack, start talking about edible garden weeds (no, not marijuana, like creeping Charlie), shriek for no reason, or disappear only to magically reappear once you break out the cheese.

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2points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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Warning: Will get waaaaaay to invested into the story of a movie and get upset for fictional characters (I don't cry I just stuff in my eyes)

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1point

Mickysixxx

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Warning: I will start talking about cars so excessively that it gets boring, I have a sharp tongue, I will always be on time, I’m very honest(I suck at faking it or lying), I may not care about your feelings, I have a short temper sometimes and that I am passionate about things and that I can be aggressive.

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1point

Average Chicago sports fan

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Warning: I’m a nerd but also a major lacrosse fanatic. I will bust your butt off if you think I can’t hang.

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Final score:

0points

Izzi C

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