Rule Number 1: They can't kill anyone.

Rule Number 2: They can't bring anyone back from the dead.

Rule Number 3: They can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.

Rule Number 4: You can't wish for more wishes.

Basically just the rules from the 1993 movie Aladdin.

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more doggo
becoming a pro at skateboarding
people not to be racist

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Jeremy Anderson Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom stop talking to me stop telling people lies stay out of my room and stop with the ridiculous bug nonsense saying about books that don't exist. I would like nobody to call my mom anymore to talk to her she tells them lies.

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    #2

    I'd be the prettiest person on Earth, I would become a professional singer, and that black people would finally be treated fairly.

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    #3

    1. I'd wish for a cheeseburger because I'm hungry.
    2. I'd wish that I COULD wish for more wishes.
    3. I'd wish for thirty more wishes.

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    #4

    1. Wish for a Death Note

    2. Wish for anime boys to be real

    3. Wish for Apples

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    #5

    1: A mom that loves me
    2: A way to undo years of mental trauma
    3: Equal rights

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    #6

    1. I wish for everything on this piece of paper to come true
    2. I wish that there were no rules
    3. I wish for 100 more wishes
    Now for the 100 more wishes...
    1. I wish for 150 upvotes
    2. I wish that everyone in my family would become rich
    3. I wish that my parents would retire earlier
    And so on until...
    98. I wish for world peace
    99. I wish for homes for everyone
    100. I wish for more upvotes

    OKAY MY LIST IS DONE

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    #7

    i dont know if this counts as killing anyone but i would wish to never be born and if that does count then i would wish to have a happy life, to have enough money to pay the bills, and to get a dog :)

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    #8

    1. wish for the powers of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. (the comic and Movie, not the show.)

    2. won't need any other wishes after that point.

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    #9

    I would wish for the abillity to grant myown wishes, with no affect on my free will
    A pickle
    An emortal cat

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    #10

    I wish splork was a word that means wish
    I splork for more splorks.
    I splork for even more splorks.

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    #11

    1. I wish I can be with my
    2. I wish for her and I to have eternal happiness
    3. I wish to do a 2 minute mile

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    #12

    1. I would wish to have a cat
    2. I would wish for climate change to be resolved permanently
    3. I would WISH FOR THE GENIE TO BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #13

    All the living souls on earth become healthy, wealthy and wise.

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    #14

    i would wish for no rules
    then i would wish for a lot more things

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    #15

    For my mom to love me like she never did (make her a better mom), to have a deeper voice (ask questions if you must), and to go back in time to meet Robin Williams... he was an amazing person...

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    #16

    1 my family was always happy
    2 world peace
    3 people never get fat no matter what they eat

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    #17

    1. i wish for unlimited genies
    2. i wish to be likeable
    3. i wish to be rich

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    #18

    I wish for a tank
    I wish for enough friends to man the tank
    I wish to be able to run the tank for an infinite amount of time without adding fuel

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    #19

    1. Unlimited money
    2. Healing factor like deadpool (without his horrible skin)
    3. Ability to shapeshift into any animal I want

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