Eh, I'd say "I belong to the Church of Satan, which doesn't ascribe to any particular religious beliefs and doesn't truly deify the angel, Lucifer, but instead uses the guide of religion to fight for the rights of ALL people, regardless of their religious beliefs. America is not supposed to be a theocracy and frankly, the Church of Satan is fighting hard to keep the separation of church and state alive and well." There was a great documentary on Hulu about them and Lucien Greaves. I've donated and am a "member"; I definitely don't believe in Satan just like I don't ascribe to any other Christian beliefs but I do believe in the core tenets of "Satanism", which are basically just run of the mill humanist beliefs, and I do think that what they're fighting for is important.

I'm sorry if u offended anyone, but I am trying to open up, and you all are trying to push me down because you assume I live in the US and don't expect people to think of Satan as evil. I DO. That's why these things happen and I have to explain everything.