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I know mine is dysfunctional because my sizeable fam (3 toddlers, a 9-year-old, and 2 adults) was about to travel to NY for Turkey Day. I am having pain in my groin from a mysterious infection, I'm on antibiotics and a stout NSAID, and right after making the offical announcement to my East Coast peeps, I fist-pumped in the air, and whispered, "Thank you!" Then I realized how pathetic my life has become... You?