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Hey Pandas, Give Me The Best Roast (Closed)

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#1

You must have been born on a highway.... Cuz that's where accidents happen

Final score:

2points

That sarcastic asshole

#2

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Final score:

2points

#3

guy one: do you smell something funny?

guy 2: what? no, do you?

guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.

Final score:

0points

LeProudDork 2 years ago (edited)

your mom was a hamster and your dad smelt of elder berries. (nice roast)

0points

#4

i would make a joke about your life,
but your life is already a joke

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0points

#5

Joe

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Ice-cream Kitty

Time2roll86 2 years ago

MAMA!!

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#6

That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.

Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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