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#1
I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend are a f*****g cactus
Final score:
10points
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#2
"If laughter is the best medicine, you're face is curing the world"
Final score:
6points
#3
An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?”
The kiwi answered, “Australia”.
Final score:
6points
#4
"You're so stupid that you could climb a tree once and fall twice."
Final score:
5points
#5
You are the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo!
Final score:
4points
#6
How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
Final score:
3points
#7
Them: you are so ugly
Me: TY ,I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE YOU
Final score:
3points
#8
If I wanted to kill myself I would jump from your ego to your IQ.
Final score:
3points
#9
I’d rather eat s**t than vote for trump
Final score:
2points
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Having him as president was exactly like eating s**t for four years.
#10
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”
Final score:
2points
#11
Why is Australia such a dry country?
We don’t have a king or queen to reign on it.
Final score:
2points
#13
Them: *rolls eyes*
Me: keep rolling those eyes you might find a brain back there.
Final score:
2points
#15
Even Trump would f**k you
Final score:
1point
#19
My fish have more common sense than Americans
Final score:
0points
#21
Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia?
Too bad, they’re still working on it.
Hmmm and protesting about vacations!!
Noodles!!
Final score:
0points
#24
Your so ugly when the doctor told you mom you were treasure she said yeah let's bury it
Final score:
0points
#26
What’s the last thing a bogan says before they pass away?
“Hey mate - check this out!!”
Final score:
-1point
#34
What’s the last thing a bogan says before they pass away?
“Hey mate - check this out!!”
We
Final score:
-3points
What do you think ?
Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago
It's all from the same person. A Kiwi, I reckon.
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It's all from the same person. A Kiwi, I reckon.
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