Let there be roasts.

#1

You must have been born on a highway.... Cuz that's where accidents happen

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#2

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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#3

guy one: do you smell something funny?

guy 2: what? no, do you?

guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.

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LeProudDork
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your mom was a hamster and your dad smelt of elder berries. (nice roast)

#4

i would make a joke about your life,
but your life is already a joke

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#6

That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing.

Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)

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