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I try to help people on this site, I want people to do better. Hate does not do anyone any good. The hypocrites that think they can insult everyone and it is just fine, but should you insult them or fight back, they are the victim? They annoy me.

Usually I just want to crack ironic jokes, sarcastic jokes and a sprinkling of dad jokes.

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I like to edit videos with characters of mine in my free time/make animations in my head when I listen to music :)

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#3

I’m Stardust and my most favourite topic to talk about is astronomy and I plan on working for ISRO (Indian Space Research Organisation). I love collecting facts and I also love drawing even though I’m not always good at it. I’m usually blunt when talking to people in real life

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I somehow knew that you were going to respond, and I was actually starting to do yours first :D. Hi Stardust! I hope you like the surprise!

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#4

Hi I'm Julie I live in England I enjoy reading, I'm a big Harry Potter nerd. When I'm not reading I'm here on BP meeting new people.

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#5

- I’m non-binary and aeroace

- im autistic and have anxiety 🥲

- if I’m following you on BP there is a 97.3% chance that I will stalk you daily to make sure you are still alive

- I am not into physical violence for the most part but if someone is threatening my friend I WILL personally attack them >:)

- I can be quite dramatic at times

- i dislike hot drinks with a passion

- I do not get mad easily unless someone is purposely misgendering me/another person and/or bullying someone else

- im dumb with an IQ of -10000000000000

- Dino nuggies > regular chicken nuggies

- irl im just a shy little rat with no friends

- i identify as a dumpster. My pronouns are trash/can (kidding pls don’t cancel me)

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#6

Hi Im known here as Mis Stake but you can also call me Lakas mom (my pupper). I like creating things and learning new things. I can not stand bullies of unfairness and hope and try to always stand up for the little man in every situation.

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#7

Hi! I'm Bonesko and I am curious and enjoy surprises for starters. I live with my boyfriend of 11 years, and we have 2 cats, Baba Yaga and Cinder and I'm obsessed with them! Alot of the reason I'm on Bored Panda is to show off my adorable girls. I like gardening, writing, astronomy and playing video games. "The Last of Us" and "BioShock Infinite" are a couple of my favorites. I'm pretty goofy and playful and like making people laugh. I'm energetic, I always have to be doing something. I have trouble staying still. Hmm, I guess that's enough without this post becoming an entire autobiography. So, ✌️

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#8

I'm may. I'm an amazing 15 year old girl with an unhealthy obsession with blahaj. I love harry Potter and I'm a ravenclaw. I'm not very interesting, but I love video games and I want to get into game development as my future career.

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#9

Read my bio. I’m too lazy

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#10

Sup, I’m _mentally_insane_ currently. I’m gonna change it to _physically_insane_ soon, though. I live in Canada (Vancouver Island, BC, to be more exact). I’m currently in high school, I won’t say my exact grade because yeah. I like jigsaw puzzles (favourite brand is Cobble Hill), drawing, reading, and other stuff ig. My favourite animals are snakes and cats. I like the colour silver. I procrastinate a lot, so I’m behind in my classes already lol. My favourite books are: basically anything by Cassandra Clare, all Percy Jackson universe books, WoF, and Chicken Girl by Heather smith. Yeah idk that’s it for now ig

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#11

Damn dunno what to say, but I want the surprise. Hmmmm..Sup I’m DP. I draw, game, watch tv, play chess, and I have a youtube channel with no videos. Also I was the first one to post a submission because I should be doing homework, but instead I’m doing this. I’m a master procrastinator. That enough? Cool. I don’t like introducing myself.

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#12

Hi, I'm Bean, I like bugs (especially moths) and I'm also very much obsessed with the Welcome Home ARG :) I also love painting (or doing any kind of art, really) and listening to music. I'm always tired, and I live in a treehouse with Rose, Donut, and Betta (it's a long story)

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#13

im shanila, major nerd who likes a buncha fandoms and magic(childish but come on, you gotta admit its cool)

average indian teenage girl whos been described as just chaotic (d&d moral alignment)

loves food

wish i had super saiyan powers lol

loves having friends but is major introvert

hobbies: drawing, singing(in the shower mostly), reading, dancing, bp, more probably

thx for reading! i wonder what ur surprise is??? :00

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just chaotic is such an excellent description (from, your local friendly chaotic neutral)

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#14

hi i'm kate :) to start i love art and music! i love to draw people so much and i play a few different instruments. i'm quite talkative once you get to know me and i like to make people laugh. when i get older i want to be a tattoo artist and piercer. i'm also goth? ig? goth-skater mix really

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#15

Hi, I'm Mysterious. I'm a cellist, I've got a betta fish, I enjoy buying and making weird/interesting/cool earrings, and I like to bake.

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#16

Im ghost, I really like plants, I'm constantly listening to Taylor swift and I am not ashamed of that, I (try to) write and draw, my favorite color is dark brown right now (yellow in spring and summer, brown in fall/winter, I really don't get it), and my favorite plant is fireweed. I'm either an alto or a soprano and I'm trying to figure it out (I have the second highest range in my choir but my teacher was checking to see if I could maybe count as a tenor and he said I'm an alto). I'm also obsessed with myself in case you didn't notice

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#17

I'm Mermeow Overlord, you can read my profile if you want to see the joke side of my account or I can post it here.

I love my 4 cats 🐈‍⬛, they are the cutest little fur balls ever.
I really enjoy playing video games, recently I have been playing Splatoon 3, The Legend of Zelda has been one of my favourite games for a while.
My favourite show is The Owl House, I am on my third time watching it.
I am non-binary and I use they/them pronouns.

If you need more information I can share it in the comment section.

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#18

I’m Charlie, I’m Bisexual, Transgender, a huge fan of Heartstopper, I love to draw and sing, and I like to read a lot.

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#19

Hi :) I'm missmushroom and I rule over the mushroom army (shoutout to all my mushroom army members) I have an anime addiction and I'm an emotional wreck. My favorite color is either lavender or sage green and I'm in 7th grade. Anddddd that's all

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#20

I’m obsessed with ducks. I love the c**p outa them.

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#21

Hiiiii it's Me Myself and I. This will probably get lost at the bottom but wHaTeVeR.

I go by She/Her pronouns and am cisgender. No hate to the LGBTQ community though, you guys are pretty awesome! I'm thirteen years old and super self conscious. I LOVE reading, but I DO have a very selective few authors/genres I read. Some favorite authors/books are:
- James Dashner
- Jenny Han
- The Mortal instruments
- Maze Runner
- The Summer I Turned Pretty
See, I'm unhealthily OBSESSED with the dark new future and ofc ROMANCE NOVELS. I want everyone to be kind

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#22

I like to Ducks quite a bit

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#23

hi, i’m connor :D unfortunately, my chosen name happens to also be my cousins name, which is kinda funny. i have adhd and mild anemia, i am a romance-averse sex-averse aromantic asexual, and trans ftm (he/they pronouns). i love poetry!! and math!! and acting!! and stoats!! and i am most likely less cool than the person reading this

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hi, i’m connor :D unfortunately, my chosen name happens to also be my cousins name, which is kinda funny. i have adhd and mild anemia, i am a romance-averse sex-averse aromantic asexual, and trans ftm (he/they pronouns). i love poetry!! and math!! and acting!! and stoats!! and i am most likely less cool than the person reading this

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#25

Hey there, I'm Percabeth Forever, but you can call me Perc. I'm always open to new BP friends, which is exactly why I made an account. I also will give you advice if you need it. Some of my interests are reading(my favorite genre is fantasy), writing fiction, playing Minecraft, playing field hockey, playing piano, hiking, and hanging with my friends and sister. My favorite color is purple, I love zodiac signs, and PERCABETH FOREVER

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#26

My name is E (*GASP* I revealed this in another post but still- GASP) I’m in between 10 and 15 and I’m female. I enjoy reading, I like dragons and I hate football. I play it though. I love dogs, cats, giraffes and dragons (we don’t know if they exist or not. Just because you haven’t seen something doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.). I love drawing. A lot. I Like drawing eyes but not the whole face. Drawing horses is seriously in-poss-ib-lé (pronounced in-paw-syi-blye). My favourite book series are Harry Potter, How To Train Your Dragon, Artemis Fowl and Adventures On Trains. I have a dog. This is getting long. Not longer than my bio though. My favourite classes in school are: ✨science✨, ✨arts and crafts✨ and ### like English just the language the country where I live in speaks. I’m British. Colour not color. I love Lasagne, Pizza, baked beans and BAKED POTATOES 🥔 they are the best. Baked potatoes 🥔 are yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yass, baked potatoes! How do you like yours? I like mine with butter, cheese, bacon, and salt. And it had to be flavorful cheese. And pizza! Are you one of those questionable people who put pineapple on pizza (ahem the original people in Canada who tried to blame it on the Hawaiians)? I like bacon and cheese on my pizza, honestly. You?

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#27

Hey, I’m a bit late to the party, but I’m Imp and I like dogs. Like a lot. I also like drawing.

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#28

I’m Bipolar and paranoid- so I’m insanely crazy at times. And also I’ve used character AI to beat up different MHA characters!! My secret move is testicle kick. Last but not least, I have 2 avocado plushies!! Avo is an avocado, and Cado!!

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#29

I’m newish here. I just want to make a positive impact. I love all reptiles and basically any animal. I do martial arts and I love doing journalism and photography. Also I’m Transgender and Pansexual. :)

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#30

I'm Tähtikarhu, i'm from Finland, I just started lukio (and already have a crush on one cute girl), I know stuff about spaceflight, and yeah that's it :3

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#31

i’m amy. read my bio, cause i’m lazy 💀

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to have one page open pls even though I frequently read ur bio lol

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#32

Yo I’m the second BP Scorpion. Just read my bio. I’m a Mortal Kombat fan. Obviously. And my favorite fighter is Scorpion. Well, I have lots but he’s my main. I use him the a lot and I’d say I’m pretty good with him. He’s also just badass. You can’t have Mortal Kombat without Scorpion. GET OVER HERE! Also I’m not gonna get political anyways. I don’t do politics, I don’t have control over it, so I just don’t care. I hear things from both sides yes, but it’s not like I can do anything about it. So no point in getting worked up over something you can’t control.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Praise you. Do you know what I’ve had to deal with on my discussions? Politics, d**k pics for pride art, and drug dealing. I don’t want that kinda s**t on my stuff. That’s why I always clarify especially on politics

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