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Back when I worked at a pharmacy and did concert videography on the side I would tell people.

I sell drugs and shoot people

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cadena kuhn

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i put 27 pounds of pressure on a piece of wood and rub it until it screams

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺 (Submission author) 1 year ago

i just realized that these are english euphemisms for *you-know-what*. DEAR LORD I AM A CLASSICAL CELLIST

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I work in close contact with the police even tho most people don't realize it. I also shoot people

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago

News Camera(Person)?

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I use tree body parts and blood as well as horse hair to wiggle the air until it sounds good

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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

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Scotira 1 year ago

🤔 Violinist...Violist...Cellist? 😅

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I’m still in middle school.

I’m in prison where I learn.

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Grizzly milk

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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 1 year ago

Prayers my friend. I’m only a few weeks into high school and it’s already significantly better.

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I'm self-employed, working from home, doing very little, yet getting a monthly government check for previous work in an office with radioactive equipment.

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David Furritus

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

You are Homer Simpson in the episode he starts writing for a blog?

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Used a high school diploma to fix what a college degree screwed up

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Vermonta

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

A mental health Professional?

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I work in water

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RedPepper

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

I have no clue XD Biochemistry or a chef on a boat or maybe a mermaid

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I'm still a student, so I'll just describe my favorite class. I stare at very long numbers, write down phrases as fast as I can, google swears, shout "oui oui"/"hon hon" at my friends quietly, wear funny hats, and sing random songs terribly. It's not French.

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QueerAxolotls

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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago

SPANISH!

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When big shiny sky bird get thirsty, I give drink to pretty sky bird!

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TheGoodBoi

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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago

Plane fueler?

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I quietly listen, provide reassurance and support to people most would be scared to death to be near as they can become very violent.

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Princess

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

Your work in a prison? maybe a prison priest or counselor

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Ehh! I'm a student, but I go to a career school (nursing field)

I sit in a room with several human organs and skeletons.

Can't think of anything better, sorry.

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