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#1
Back when I worked at a pharmacy and did concert videography on the side I would tell people.
I sell drugs and shoot people
Final score:
9points
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#2
i put 27 pounds of pressure on a piece of wood and rub it until it screams
Final score:
7points
ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺 (Submission author) 1 year ago
i just realized that these are english euphemisms for *you-know-what*. DEAR LORD I AM A CLASSICAL CELLIST
#3
I work in close contact with the police even tho most people don't realize it. I also shoot people
Final score:
6points
#4
I use tree body parts and blood as well as horse hair to wiggle the air until it sounds good
Final score:
6points
#5
I’m still in middle school.
I’m in prison where I learn.
Final score:
5points
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 1 year ago
Prayers my friend. I’m only a few weeks into high school and it’s already significantly better.
#6
I'm self-employed, working from home, doing very little, yet getting a monthly government check for previous work in an office with radioactive equipment.
Final score:
5points
Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago
You are Homer Simpson in the episode he starts writing for a blog?
#7
Used a high school diploma to fix what a college degree screwed up
Final score:
5points
#8
I work in water
Final score:
4points
Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago
I have no clue XD Biochemistry or a chef on a boat or maybe a mermaid
#9
I'm still a student, so I'll just describe my favorite class. I stare at very long numbers, write down phrases as fast as I can, google swears, shout "oui oui"/"hon hon" at my friends quietly, wear funny hats, and sing random songs terribly. It's not French.
Final score:
4points
#10
When big shiny sky bird get thirsty, I give drink to pretty sky bird!
Final score:
4points
#11
I quietly listen, provide reassurance and support to people most would be scared to death to be near as they can become very violent.
Final score:
4points
#12
Ehh! I'm a student, but I go to a career school (nursing field)
I sit in a room with several human organs and skeletons.
Can't think of anything better, sorry.
Final score:
3points
#13
I go into peoples’ homes and take something precious of theirs, then I walk the streets for money. I always give the things back after a short while.
Final score:
3points
#14
First I observe people, then I take a good look at them from different angles for better aim and at last I shoot to kill.
Final score:
2points
#15
“Kid, kid, baby, adult, kid, kid… I wonder what’s for- OH NO IS THAT- nah it’s just a dummy- OH WAIT”
- mind of a teenage lifeguard
Final score:
2points
#16
I impersonate people and mock them. But I can't show my face.
Final score:
2points
MaximumKarmaSaint (Submission author) 1 year ago
I will admit, this is a job that is not in the most well-known list. Like photographer or cook or etc.
#17
I enter a place of worship, and light things on fire.
Final score:
1point
#18
I help terminally Ill humans transcend from their weary vessels into another dimension with utmost peace and dignity.
Final score:
1point
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