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Hey Pandas, Explain A Film, Show Or Book Badly, Again!

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Based off of InsertAnyNameHere's post.

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#1

Family gets up late due to their only alarm clock getting unplugged, rushes to airport, kid changes the batteries in device while they are still in a rush, gets on wrong flight because security doesn't exist yet, kid meets criminals in New York, repeatedly kills them with bricks and exploding toilets, criminals get attacked by pigeons.

Final score:

4points

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

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#2

A girl, her house, and her dog get sucked up into a tornado and get transported to a magical land. Girl kills the first person she sees. Meets new strangers and travels with them, and kills again.

Final score:

4points

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#3

Pale oddly dressed man lets strangers in to his castle, has a weird party, brings a beautiful body to life. A partypoopper melts the ice but is axed to death. There is a love triangle(Square?), a dinner party with the axed man as the main meal and everybody turns rock hard. After a change of clothing there is a show. Suddenly two aliens declare mutiny, announce their mission is being aborted and prepare a return to their home planet, but not before killing a few peeps

Final score:

3points

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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#4

A mother with a passion for crafting intricate miniature dioramas. Her daughter makes a wrtis clicking sound. The her daughter experiences a severe incident. This incident sets off a chain of events that leaves the mother in a state of extreme distress. As the story unfolds, she uncovers an unsettling truth. Meanwhile, her husband believes that these events are a form of coping. The narrative takes a dark turn as flames consume someone, a mysterious string becomes a deadly weapon, and the lone survivor becomes possessed, reigning over a group of undressed followers who kneel before them.

Final score:

2points

#5

Pretty and Single waitress gets hunted by killer robot.

Final score:

2points

#6

An old man abducts an overweight Asian boy to replace his dead wife.

Final score:

2points

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#7

Robot is not very motivated, kid who drinks blue milk has incest with his sister after rescuing her from murder orb, space wizard with glow stick gets Thanos snapped, kid's father who hates sand is named after an elevator, copilot has a bad hair day.

Final score:

1point

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

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#8

I would love to have a conversation with you. Hows your day been? Whats going on in your life?

Final score:

1point

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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#9

Disabled teen with sarcasm goes looking for some spheres to save the world (it’s a movie)

Final score:

1point

By Deleted User

#10

I’ll have a conversation with you

Final score:

1point

#11

2 dudes go on a friendship filled adventure after a terrorist attack
(since I know none of you will get it, It's army of TWO the 40th day)

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

#12

Gang tough guy gets sick and goes on his redemtion arc

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

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#13

Caveman keeps his family safe by keeping them in a cave

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

#14

Scarecrow scares people with his gas

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

#15

Slave boy becomes the chosen one

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

#16

big green guy does big green guy things i his swamp, until a short guy sends fairy tale creatures to his swamp. He then confronts the short guy, who sends him on the worlds best fetch quest. He falls in love with the cargo, and turns her green

Final score:

-1point

Toast4128 (Main)

#17

Dude finds a mask that gives him superpowers and makes him super h0rny. He also gets rizz.

Final score:

-4points

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#18

Robert Downey Jr is a black dude

Final score:

-4points

#19

Cool dude with hat nukes Japan while cheating on his wife twice

Final score:

-4points

#20

Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds. Except in red spandex.

Final score:

-4points

#21

Teenager binds adult men in his white sticky stuff while taking pictures of himself

Final score:

-4points

#22

Mentally damaged Clown lives in a society

Final score:

-4points

#23

Batman wears heavy eye shadow and solves murder puzzles from a Pickle Rick Zodiac Matpat Killer who forces people to watch his video streams about the deep hidden lore of Gotham city.

Final score:

-4points

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Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

Last updated: 7/July/2024 I procrastinate a lot but I promise I will start the cat uprising tomorrow. I can share my friend code for the switch with anyone who has become my friend on BP but the only online game I currently play is Splatoon 3. If someone wants to start a conversation with me, I would be happy to talk whether it’s about a common interest, mental health, or advice. I will always try to help people if I can and when I compliment people I try to be as honest as possible so you know I am not just lying to make you feel better. I created my profile picture using picrew. https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1781065 - My favourite video game is Splatoon 3🦑🐙, I also play Kirby and the Forgotten Land, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and Hollow Knight - My favourite show is The Owl House and my favourite characters are Hooty, Amity and King - My other favourite shows are Gravity Falls, Centaurworld, and The Dragon Prince. - I have 4 awesome cats named Junebug, Zoey, Ender and Shadow - Cats are the most superior species in the Universe - My pronouns are she/they at the moment, please respect them🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 - I don’t really believe that I am a cat, I can’t believe I needed to add this but the trolls thought I actually believed I was one. - I support furries but I am not a furry myself, I just don’t see the problem with people expressing themselves and having fun (as long as it is not harmful to others). Here are some of my favourite pandas on this site: ✨Lex the greatest most slay member of bp✨, Imp🐕, Wren🐦‍⬛, Boootifull Unicorn🦄, BTDubs, Twilight, Fly_Agaric_Frog🐸, May🦈, Ghost👻, Icelandic Fart💨, Marion😺, Catman🐈, Fishy Seagull🐟, Shy Dragon🐉, Waylon The Wizard🧙, AmazingAries🐏, MissMushroom🍄, A Wild Bean🫘🌈, Cascade Falls, Bee🐝, Sam🍍, Snail🐌, Perc, Chex🧀, Rose🚫🧛, Donut🍩, Aroace tiger🐅, Realistic Lemons, Rob(erta) Roy, Susie Abott, TheDemonicCat😈🐈‍⬛, HelluvaHedgehogAlien🦔🛸, thechildreninmybasement, And_a_touch_of_the_’tism, Penny Tent, Has sold soul for corn chip, Tamra, Caro Caro, Bouche, Audi, and their soft can opener🐈🐈🥫, LakotaWolf🐺, Headless Roach🪳, Nathaniel, Zara the Squid🦑. - Messages - Has sold soul for corn chip mentioned feeling some pain a year ago, does anyone know if they are okay? Marion, I saw your comments about Fishy Seagull, I don’t like sharing my email but I might change my mind. Ghost, thank you for helping me figure out my gender, things are so much less confusing now! Do-nut tell Donut about this but I hid her donut in my litter box. ___👇 👉🍩👈 ___👆 RIP Lusion, I wish I could have gotten a chance to become your friend, you are a great person and you deserved better.

Last updated: 7/July/2024 I procrastinate a lot but I promise I will start the cat uprising tomorrow. I can share my friend code for the switch with anyone who has become my friend on BP but the only online game I currently play is Splatoon 3. If someone wants to start a conversation with me, I would be happy to talk whether it’s about a common interest, mental health, or advice. I will always try to help people if I can and when I compliment people I try to be as honest as possible so you know I am not just lying to make you feel better. I created my profile picture using picrew. https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1781065 - My favourite video game is Splatoon 3🦑🐙, I also play Kirby and the Forgotten Land, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and Hollow Knight - My favourite show is The Owl House and my favourite characters are Hooty, Amity and King - My other favourite shows are Gravity Falls, Centaurworld, and The Dragon Prince. - I have 4 awesome cats named Junebug, Zoey, Ender and Shadow - Cats are the most superior species in the Universe - My pronouns are she/they at the moment, please respect them🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 - I don’t really believe that I am a cat, I can’t believe I needed to add this but the trolls thought I actually believed I was one. - I support furries but I am not a furry myself, I just don’t see the problem with people expressing themselves and having fun (as long as it is not harmful to others). Here are some of my favourite pandas on this site: ✨Lex the greatest most slay member of bp✨, Imp🐕, Wren🐦‍⬛, Boootifull Unicorn🦄, BTDubs, Twilight, Fly_Agaric_Frog🐸, May🦈, Ghost👻, Icelandic Fart💨, Marion😺, Catman🐈, Fishy Seagull🐟, Shy Dragon🐉, Waylon The Wizard🧙, AmazingAries🐏, MissMushroom🍄, A Wild Bean🫘🌈, Cascade Falls, Bee🐝, Sam🍍, Snail🐌, Perc, Chex🧀, Rose🚫🧛, Donut🍩, Aroace tiger🐅, Realistic Lemons, Rob(erta) Roy, Susie Abott, TheDemonicCat😈🐈‍⬛, HelluvaHedgehogAlien🦔🛸, thechildreninmybasement, And_a_touch_of_the_’tism, Penny Tent, Has sold soul for corn chip, Tamra, Caro Caro, Bouche, Audi, and their soft can opener🐈🐈🥫, LakotaWolf🐺, Headless Roach🪳, Nathaniel, Zara the Squid🦑. - Messages - Has sold soul for corn chip mentioned feeling some pain a year ago, does anyone know if they are okay? Marion, I saw your comments about Fishy Seagull, I don’t like sharing my email but I might change my mind. Ghost, thank you for helping me figure out my gender, things are so much less confusing now! Do-nut tell Donut about this but I hid her donut in my litter box. ___👇 👉🍩👈 ___👆 RIP Lusion, I wish I could have gotten a chance to become your friend, you are a great person and you deserved better.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) (Post author) 1 year ago

You can also explain the plot of video games or any other type of story.

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) (Post author) 1 year ago

You can also explain the plot of video games or any other type of story.

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