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Movies are everyone’s favorite pastime and any cinema fanatic will have no problem explaining their favorite movie plots to you for hours on end. However, sometimes it’s fun to look at things in a simpler way and poke fun at the ideas of popular motion pictures.
Our community members were asked to explain a movie plot badly - in a way that’s not necessarily wrong, but a bit too on-the-nose. Scroll down to see the results.
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#1
4 kids come out of the closet.
(Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Final score:
146points
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#2
Redhead trades her voice for the ability to spread her legs.
Final score:
142points
#3
A guy finds a dead 14-year-old girl in the woods and kisses her.
Final score:
104points
#4
A guy has to witness the murder of his wife and children. But one son survives, slightly disabled. Some time later, the son is kidnapped and the father has to go on a long rescue mission. He is accompanied by a mentally challenged woman.
Final score:
103points
#5
Giant raisin with a rock collection cremates half the population.
Final score:
88points
#6
Not mine but my favorite.
Two women fight to the death over a pair of shoes.
(Wizard of Oz)
Final score:
85points
#7
Possessed toys come to life and ruin an artsy emo kid's life.
(Toy Story)
Final score:
84points
#9
Unpopular kids beat up a starving, homeless clown.
Final score:
82points
#10
Group of noble knights go on a quest but involuntarily end up oppressing people, fight a bunny and aaaaaaaargh
Final score:
73points
#11
Ghosts appear in New York and get yeeted.
Final score:
65points
#12
A cosplaying bat dangles a cosplaying clown off balcony to make him confess, but the clown finds it funny.
Final score:
62points
#13
A girl gets kidnapped and locked in a tower. Mother knows best but sike not your mother. Frying pan to the mans noggin. Help I need to see lights. Oh no. I scheduled my haircut for next week idiot. Married.
Final score:
56points
#14
Some guy without a nose has a bad obsession with a teenage kid. They all use sticks to kill each other.
(Harry Potter series)
Final score:
53points
#15
A guy wakes up a girl from a really long nap and she marries him anyways.
Final score:
50points
#16
Some dude wants to save his wife, but then some other dude cuts of his legs and his hand and lets him burn in a volcano
Final score:
49points
#17
A goth family loves to torture each other and tries to kill people who get in the way of their kinship.
Final score:
48points
#18
Children go to a weird school and risk their lives to save witches and wizards while the most powerful one "helps" them.
(Harry Potter)
Final score:
46points
#19
Racial allegory lead by bald man in wheelchair.
Final score:
45points
#20
Love triangle between a teen girl, a dog, and a hundred-year-old pedophile.
Final score:
44points
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
A hundred year old pedophile who used to be a wizzard! And the hottest Hufflepuff since Newt Scamander. 😍😍😍 Go Cedric!
#21
Just a ton of sand. And some politics.
Final score:
42points
#22
A kid had to watch his mom get shot and then had survive without her. His dad didn't look after him since the dad had better things to do.
(Bambi)
Final score:
40points
#23
Hamlet: Safari Adventure
Final score:
37points
#24
An 18-year-old boy turns into a lamma and goes on a journey to go back to his throne.
Final score:
37points
#25
Guy just really wants a good piece of meat to go with his wine, but people keep bothering him.
Final score:
36points
#26
A shut in with low self esteem finally ventures out to only be kidnapped by an abusive wildebeest who she eventually falls in love with.
(Beauty and the Beast)
Final score:
35points
#27
Billionaire beats immigrant, then befriends him because their moms have the same name
Final score:
35points
#28
A drug addict with a toxic personality stumbles through life at the expense of her mentally challenged childhood friend.
What do you think ?
Eric Soliday 3 years ago
Spider-Man 3 Good Spider-Man meets his evil twin from an asteroid that gets frustrated with loud sounds.
Grahamalama09 2 years ago
a astronaut, drug addict, celebrity, guy with a knife, little boy, and a dead guy try to stop a musician from blowing up the moon.
Eric Soliday 3 years ago
Spider-Man 3 Good Spider-Man meets his evil twin from an asteroid that gets frustrated with loud sounds.
Grahamalama09 2 years ago
a astronaut, drug addict, celebrity, guy with a knife, little boy, and a dead guy try to stop a musician from blowing up the moon.
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