Hey Pandas, Ever Heard The Phrase “There’s No Such Thing As A Stupid Question”? Well, Ask A Stupid Question

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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

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Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

This is too deep for this thread

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If you can drink your drink, why can you not food your food?

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Doggo 1 year ago

...thats not stupid that's a very good question

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Why do we say things are "on fire" when the fire is on the thing?

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Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

Yeah, why

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The first lighter was invented in 1823, when was the heavier invented? Before or after?

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

that actually makes sense-

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Hey Nathaniel, what's your name?

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

Thats called autocannibalism. (biting your nails is autocannibalism too)

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Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

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◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 1 year ago

this is not stupid. thank you DP. I just spent the past 3 minutes thinking and… I still don’t know

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Why are human?

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

Because human are.

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Is water wet?

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Tiramisu 1 year ago

Something is wet when water molecules are touching that thing, and when water molecules are touching each other they are making each other wet. So, for any amount of water we can perceive with our senses, it will always be wet because we can’t feel individual water molecules.

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Why does the English language occasionally force you to use a word multiple time in a row… example: “the food in my pantry that I had had had mold on it”

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

Because....English!

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If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

The sound waves or whatever it is called still occurs even when there is nothing around to detect the sound.

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#12

Can blind people see their dreams?

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Lama 1 year ago

Those who were born with sight do, those who are born blind, mostly don't. (It actually also depends on why they are blind, eye or brain deficiency.) But it's really hard to determine since they have never experienced sight. How do you explain?

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#13

If I die but no one finds my body ever, am I still alive or missing??

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Grizzly milk 1 year ago

Schrödinger’s death

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#14

Why they called elevators and not descendavators?

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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1 year ago

why are escalators up and down both called the same thing when one should be called a de-escalator

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If someone from Iceland is Icelandic, someone from Thailand is Thailandic. But someone from Thailand is Thai. So someone from England is Eng. But someone from England is English. So someone from Switzerland is Switzerlish. But someone from Switzerland is Swiss.

Why? English is hard!

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Grammarly 1 year ago

And someone from Holland is Dutch, but someone from Denmark is Danish??

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#16

"Is it the shadow or the light that creates the image?" -Guy forgetting what light reflection was trying to explain it.

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#17

Do bugs take fall damage

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FoxFriend (they/them) 1 year ago

Most bugs do not. The reason why is too sciency for me to explain, but has something to do with their light weight.

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#18

What came first the orange (fruit) or the orange (color)?
And?

And finally

Why is a cookie called a cookie when you bake it and bacon is called bacon when you cook it?

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Grizzly milk 1 year ago

I have an answer: it was the fruit. Originally the color was just called “yellow red”, or “red yellow”. The fruit came before the color orange.

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#19

How come when I fart it doesn’t always make a loud sound..?

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Grizzly milk 1 year ago

And do deaf people know that farts make sound

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#20

does carbonated water have carbs (kidding)

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Lama 1 year ago

But, I mean, yes. It has carbon dioxide! And actually plants use that to make carbohydrates, so it's not as silly a question as you think :)

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#21

Why aren’t socks jus called “foot gloves”

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Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago

Wait but why aren’t gloves just called “hand pants?”

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#22

How much water would it take to make a guy named Walter the waiting waiter to water the plants of his daughter who is walling up an otter named potter who tried to sue her father because he wants to go yonder to water the plants?

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Grizzly milk 1 year ago

Yes words

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What is your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is 656.3

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_mentally_insane_(she/her) 1 year ago

On a scale of one to ten what’s your favourite colour of the alphabet?

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#24

Why did I end up being born a human? when I lay in bed at night I think deeply about what it would be like to be another animal (mainly Crayfish) it interests me so much why I ended up as a human (not complaining or anything) but it always leads me back to "because I just was"

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Mycroft1967 1 year ago

Karma

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#25

whats that mean? 🙃🙂🙃🙂

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Mycroft1967 1 year ago

that- used to identify a specific person or thing observed by the speaker.

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#26

why?

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

Why not?

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#27

Does anyone wanna hear about how dad face planted out of the teacups about an hour ago?

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Doggo 1 year ago

YES

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#28

If potato = carrot and sugar = honey, what does chocolate equal?

Is Headless Roach a duck?

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The Duck 1 year ago

to the second question, yes. trust me, i’m a professional

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#29

Back in the early nights I spent a lot of internet time on a website called " The Straight Dope". People would ask the most ridiculous questions and the author(s) would reply honestly (albeit sarcastically). It was awesome.
My favourite question, which I still think about regularly, was "If the entire population of China were to jump off of chairs simultaneously, would the impact be enough to throw the earth off its axis?". Short answer: No. Sadly.

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LissyPoo (Submission author) 1 year ago

Supposed to say "naughts", as in 2000's. I can't figure out how to edit this. Let me know.

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#30

Hey Nathaniel (he/him) cis het., what are your pronouns?

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flashy 1 year ago

i can't with this question-

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#31

why is cheese edible?

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

“It’s not even their own milk!” “Oh god!”

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#32

If I kill someone, but nobody sees it or knows who they are, did I really kill someone?

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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago

Yes, please don't commit murder.

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#33

Would you rather be a worm or an HDMI cable?

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

Worm

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#34

why am i alive

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#35

If a snake eats itself, would it disappear?

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ArodTheHorrible 1 year ago

No, it turns into Ouroboros

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#36

Are mosquitoes endangered

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Grizzly milk

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River wolf 1 year ago

As a species, absolutely not, as an individual on my arm, YES.

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#37

Why?

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#38

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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FLAMING KOALA 1 year ago

(Insert cg5 vibing) WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROOAAD

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#39

Can't you just hold your period in?

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FLAMING KOALA 1 year ago

Actually I have tried that many times It failed Miserably.

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#40

Why is a cat a cat why isn't it a dog

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TheOddPotater (she/her) 1 year ago

well why is a pen a pen why isnt it a frindle

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#41

Before was was was, was was is, but what was the was was that was or is? Why was or is it there? What was or is its purpose? And why did the was was that was actually exist? What was or is the was was?

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Grammarly 1 year ago

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#42

What if what if was a what if but what if doesn't know it's a what if...

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#43

Why?

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DB 1 year ago

Why not?

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#44

if two mind readers are reading each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?

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One more—
You know how if you leave milk out in the sun, it turns into cheese?
well, what happens if you put cheese in a reeeeeeeally reallly cold place? will it turn back into milk? (btw i came up with this one myself so no stealing :D )

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TheOddPotater (she/her)

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@Toadofficial 11 months ago

HRMHHMM

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#46

Why don’t people who are turning into a different direction in the street at a traffic light get to go when the cars are going the direction that they are?

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Why did the first person who tried durian fruit decide it was a good idea?

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Mycroft1967 1 year ago

Who figured out you could soak cod in lye and it would eventually be edible and how much puking was involved to make Lutefisk.

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#48

Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway? Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments can go by car?

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Pigeon (they/them) 1 year ago

“Cargo space?” “Car no do that. Car go road”

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#49

If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does Teflon stick to the frying pan?

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

It actually doesn't it creates a barrier or sum sciencey stuffs

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#50

If the Bite of 83 DIDNT happen, would that mean William wouldn’t go kill on a killing spree?

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FLAMING KOALA 1 year ago

If the bite of 83 didn't happen will wouldn't go on killing spree he wouldn't die bc spring locks his youngest son would be alive oldest wouldn't be purple man and fnaf wouldn't happen but most importantly there would be no cg5 fnaf songs

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#51

You wanna buy a duck?

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Cosmologist wannabe (he/him) 1 year ago

That is not a dumb question. That is just a little quackery.

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#52

Did anybody else get lost watching Lost? Just finally got around to watching it. 2 more episodes to go and I'm still confused.

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Sardonyx_3 1 year ago

Yep. That's... kinda the point of the series.

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#53

How much dirt to make an island?

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey

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#54

what color is george washingtons white horse?

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‍RandomCrow(she/her)‍🇺🇦 1 year ago

Blue

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#55

Why is it twenty two but not ten one

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Hey! 1 year ago

It used to be two and twenty; why change it?

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#56

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.... Does that mean Lucy lavenheim lens Legos to legolas? And that Henry harness hands Haagen-Dazs out at hospitals? Or that Billy brosting is banned from going to band?

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#57

Why do we use exercise books full of paper and they tell us to not waste paper?

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Julie S 1 year ago

Have you ever seen an exercise book exercising?

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#58

Me:Attends friends birthday party on 12 of may
Me:oh yea btw when’s your birthday??
Her: …

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#59

Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3x3=9

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Pigeon (they/them) 1 year ago (edited)

Well because decimal system numbers and stuff (edit, typo)

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#60

Sunsets come in nearly every color but green. Why are there no lasting green sunsets?

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

Because

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#61

Why do some things have so many different names? Parkway, highway, freeway. Street, Avenue, Circle, Drive, Lane, Boulevard. Sneakers, tennis shoes, gym shoes.

And why give a street different names? Pick one!

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Hey! 1 year ago

Roads and such: https://www.vox.com/2016/11/14/13275486/streets-roads-avenues-names-reasons.

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#62

wHy DiD tHe ChIcKeN cRoSs ThE rOaD?

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Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago

To ViSiT iTs ReLaTiVeS aT tHe LoCaL KfC

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#63

If you ever got stuck in rubble, shouldn't you rub your way out of it?

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#64

If Saturn has rings, is it married or single?

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#65

Is it true that in soviet russia toilets sit on you?

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#66

If Adam and Eve were real where the f***k were dinosaurs?! 😭

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#67

What country is Europe in?

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Bored&InSchool 1 year ago

that is most certainly a stupid question lol

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#68

The earth is flat right? Why dont people fall off?

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#69

why does time pass slower when you try to fall asleep but faster when you wake up?

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

Actually I don't think this is dumb-

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#70

Why is Gamora?

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Cosmologist wannabe (he/him) 1 year ago

Because Gamora is why. But what is tge

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#71

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey (Submission author) 1 year ago

Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

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#72

How do you keep someone in suspense?

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey (Submission author) 1 year ago

I'll tell y'all later.

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#73

If a mirror mirrors a mirror does the mirror mirror the mirror or does the mirror mirror the mirror in the mirror.

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That tiny x on the pop up add

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Satanist Goth (She/Her) 1 year ago

Huh?

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#74

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

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Rob(erta) Roy 1 year ago

Awooooooooo

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#75

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

DEDEDEDEDEDE!!!!!

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#76

Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3 x 3=9

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

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#77

I know they sell hot dogs (12) and hot dog buns (8) by volume so why not talk to each other and start selling by numbers instead? Who can we talk to?

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#78

Yesterday was yesterday , today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow, but tomorrow it won't be tomorrow. Why does tomorrow never really get its day?

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

I-I- [Toad.X has powered off]

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#79

if the chemicals in the water turn the frogs gay why aren’t you gay?

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@Toadofficial 10 months ago

.....

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#80

why do we have pps?

why are humans called humans if some of them do inhumane things?

why does my dog like butter?

why is bp called Bored Panda and not Bored (insert animal)?

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Fantastic Sarcastic 1 year ago

Because Bored Ring-tailed Lemur just doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.

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#81

Why does my head hurt constantly? Why does the thought of eating food disgust me? Why is it so hard for me to swallow? Why are my fingers always frozen? Am I dying?

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

Why is this post downvoted...

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#82

(from a comic) "why do we call it oven when you of in the food of out eat the food?"

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If I were a fish, would you love me?

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_mentally_insane_(she/her) 1 year ago

What kind of fish?

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If you could eat horse meat, would you?

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Hey! 1 year ago

Been there, done that. Would not repeat.

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#85

Amy, why did you say "great you're back?"

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#86

Would you rather c*m p*ss or p*ss c*m? You said stupid. This is stupid. Come and get me downvoters!

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Cosmologist wannabe (he/him) 1 year ago

Dp, be who u were before toast. Be funny and nice, not unfunny and cruel. U used to be a good guy here. See ya

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What do you think ?

Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago

This is unrelated but im putting it here: I have a theory that this site eventually turns everyone gay somehow. I didnt really get crushes on anyone before going on this site and before u know it Im in love with boys all the time and since april ive been a femboy. Let this be a warning to all u trolls out there. U have already been infected just by being on this site, it will get u soon.

Flaming Koala From Harvard 1 year ago

im not gay tho. *mainly bc im a girl* *but also bc im not gay*

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Chilli 7 months ago

If your head was a pez dispenser and your legs were red vines, how long would it take to bike to Saskatchewan?

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