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Hey Pandas, Come Up With The Worst Pick-Up Line You Can Think Of (Closed)
We've all seen those posts about the best pick-up lines you can think of, but let's be honest here: There's starting to get overused. So I want y'all to do the exact opposite. Come up with the absolute most dreadful, horrible, intentionally-insulting pickup-lines you can think of, and share them with us.
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#1
See that panel van parked up? That's my van, I've got a couple of cute puppies in the back if you would like to see them?
Final score:
5points
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#2
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
Final score:
4points
#3
Hey girl are you a police officer?
Cause you take my breath away
Final score:
3points
#4
1. I don't know about you but I kind of want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets.
2. Are you a factory before child labor laws cuz I wanna put some kids in you
3. I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not
Final score:
2points
#5
I can't believe nobody out this on yet,
"Are you from Tennessee, bc you're the only ten I see"
"Your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for you."
Final score:
2points
#6
I’m gonna stuff you into an animatronic suit
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Isa's left eye 1 year ago
Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to put some kids in you and make their dad disappear
Isa's left eye 1 year ago
Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to put some kids in you and make their dad disappear
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