We've all seen those posts about the best pick-up lines you can think of, but let's be honest here: There's starting to get overused. So I want y'all to do the exact opposite. Come up with the absolute most dreadful, horrible, intentionally-insulting pickup-lines you can think of, and share them with us.

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#1

See that panel van parked up? That's my van, I've got a couple of cute puppies in the back if you would like to see them?

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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Final score:
4points
Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#3

Hey girl are you a police officer?
Cause you take my breath away

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Final score:
3points
TDYM
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#4

1. I don't know about you but I kind of want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets.
2. Are you a factory before child labor laws cuz I wanna put some kids in you
3. I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

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Final score:
2points
SoshiDragon13
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#5

I can't believe nobody out this on yet,
"Are you from Tennessee, bc you're the only ten I see"
"Your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for you."

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Final score:
2points
ThatBlackNightingale
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#6

I’m gonna stuff you into an animatronic suit

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Final score:
1point
Squidward’s Nose
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#7

You. Me. Bed. Now.

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Final score:
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MedusaWasBeautiful
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#8

"Wanna see my Magic The Gathering Collection?"

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David Furritus
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