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Hey Pandas, Can You Share Your Weirdest Experiences With A Human Being? (Closed)
Share your weirdest experience with a fellow human. Karen stories are the most interesting.
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#1
I used to work at a tile shop and a typical middle aged lady (looked like a Karen) came in and asked for blood proof tiles. I told her that all glazed tile are basiclly blood proof, so she started asking for recommendations and I gave her advise about size and style of the tiles. It was really important to her that you can wipe them clean without any stains. She looked so normal but asked weird questions and I'm 100 % sure she wanted to have a slaughter room
Final score:
4points
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#2
A man with a turban and long beard (think he was a Sikh) walked up to me and said I needed to go do a pregnancy test. He said I was pregnant with a little girl. Dark hair and blue eyes. Then he walked away.. A week later I did a test because my period wouldn't come. I was pregnant. My daughter was born with dark hair and blue eyes.
Final score:
3points
#3
The teacher was explaining a monthly book project. She specifically said, if you have a book that you can't finish by the end of the month, like _my name_, than you can do a section of the book. After she said this, one of my classmates turned around and made faces at me and it was so weird.
Final score:
2points
#4
This wasn’t weird. It was straight up homophobic. So I was camping with my friend. We were talking to this guy let’s call him Frank. My friend, we’ll call him Steve said something that set Frank off. Frank was like, “dOnT sAy ThAt! YoUr GaY iF yOu Do!” It had nothing to do with liking guys. So then Steve said, “it’s not an insult!” And I’m like, “it’s really not” and then Frank tried to laugh it off and continue talking. We left immediately. Then we continued to talk about lgbtq+ rights. And then Frank had the audacity to try to talk to us again! F*****g bastard
Final score:
2points
#5
This is a okay one but it has a Karen!
My dad, sister and me were flying kites in our backyard and we went on the neighbors backyard and she came out and said: ‘can you not step on my lawn’. Since then she has been coping everything we do and we just cal her Karen now.
Final score:
1point
JDH 3 years ago
It doesn't have to be a Karen, just those tend to be the weirdest ones. Also, did she mark the boundary lines (my neighborhood just has wood fencing)?
Messed up turtle (Submission author) 3 years ago
She didn’t mark the boundary and this was right when we moved in
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Happi doggi 3 years ago
I found all your comments that are uncalled for. Now stop calling people little. Also, ONE LETTER WAS OFF! And you are insulting her grammar!
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