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Hey Pandas, Can You Make Up A Quote? (Closed)

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I am fed up with all these BP posts with quotes from famous people or films. It's Lazy Panda content, not Bored Panda content. So let's create our own list. Make up a quote, no matter how daft, and attribute it to yourselves. Anything goes that is good natured, funny or bizarre. No offensive quotes, no attacking other Pandas, and no homophobia, transphobia, racism etc etc.

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#1

When in doubt, add more eyeliner.

--rose

Final score:

10points

fair_weather_rose (they/she)

Genderful void (any pronouns) 1 year ago

Haha yesss

4points

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#2

Mushrooms are our saviours , worship them. - Nathaniel.

Final score:

8points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

Betrayer! /s

1point

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#3

"Why is life?" -Bean

Final score:

8points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

fair_weather_rose 2.0 1 year ago

That is such a great question

4points

#4

"Sometimes dying is not the greatest sacrifice. Sometimes the greatest sacrifice is choosing to get up and live."
- Lil Miss Hobbit

Final score:

8points

Lil Miss Hobbit

Tiramisu 1 year ago

I heard something similar in Star Wars the Clone Wars, when Senator Chuchi said, “To die for one’s people is a great sacrifice. To live for one’s people is an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people. What do you choose?”

1point

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#5

Damn all these are really sassy 💀💀💀

Hi, yes I actually took the assignment seriously and came up with a positive quote:

“Don’t take the challenge ahead as a burden, rather as a way to improve yourself.” - Tiramisu

Final score:

7points

#6

"Life is like a rose, you'll endure many thorns before reaching the beauty of the flower, sometimes we need to endure pain to get through the happy parts on our way."

Final score:

7points

ThatBlackNightingale

CascadedFalls 1 year ago

This is lovely! I'm envisioning a charming scenario where there's a miniature kingdom nestled within a rose garden. In this setting, there's a massive rose that stands as a symbol to be conquered by scaling its thorns to reach the top. Both residents and outsiders take on the task, and once they reach the peak, they're treated to a breathtaking view of the entire rose garden. It becomes a test of resilience and determination, with a glimpse of the beauty that awaits at the journey's end.

2points

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#7

"If you can't take the rainbow, get out of the rain"
-Gambit22 (To homophobes)

Final score:

7points

#8

Creativity is a state of mind.

Final score:

6points

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#9

I have created this quote a few months ago, I even have it in my bio! I'll share it here. 'A storm will eventually brew. It will be full of woe and adversities. Yet like all storms, they will elapse as time goes on. So look forward to the light amidst the gloomy clouds.' :)

Final score:

5points

#10

And one for my friend Jules, who famously said: "Just let me say it my way, it sounds better."

Final score:

5points

Lil Miss Hobbit

#11

“What am I doing? I’m being awesome, that’s what I’m doing, and I’m never going to stop being awesome.” -Charlie

Final score:

5points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

Skyla King 1 year ago

I like your confidence

3points

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#12

The camel spider is technically a spider, which makes it funny looking camel. - Nathaniel.

Final score:

4points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

DO NOT google this if you have any kind of aversion to creepy crawlies. It kinda looks like the thing that crawls out of Boris the Animal's hand in MIB 3

3points

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#13

Got the beans.
- taswell

Final score:

4points

Taswell the fox(he/him)

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

Depends, do you got the goods.

2points

#14

A friendship can't be messed up unless the person is messed up - a friend of mine

Final score:

4points

#15

If your dead then I'm dead, and if I'm dead the world is doomed- the avenging knight

Final score:

4points

the_avenging_knight (her/she)

#16

"If you're not happy with your performance, don't beat yourself up about it. Beat up the judges instead."

Final score:

4points

Skater Chick (they/them)

#17

“Twinkle twinkle little star Where the beep is my phone”- Loki

Final score:

2points

Ralsei Da GoatBirb

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#18

Stop tryna be who u were before the ex, before the abuse, before the depression, before the rape. Be who YOU wanna be not just ur trauma

Final score:

2points

Genderful void (any pronouns) 1 year ago

I don’t even remember who I was before. I was so young

1point

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#19

Breathing is an underrated tool. Don't forget to use it.

Final score:

2points

By Deleted User

#20

Life is like a box of chocolates? No it’s a puzzle. You need to figure it out. For some people it’s easier than others. Sometimes ur missing a few pieces, or need to help someone else or vice versa. Sometimes the picture doesn’t make any sense, but the details are beautiful. Sometimes the details look blurry or random but the full picture is beautiful. Sometimes u can’t finish the puzzle or pieces get taken away or broken. Chocolates? Those are for snacks while u work -me

Final score:

2points

Nerd (Taylor’s Version)

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#21

Sometimes the best color of the alphabet is a big fat 100.

Final score:

2points

Cosmologistinterntobe (human)

#22

There is no word that can describe the pain of being bored in school. There is 3 words; when is lunch? - Cosmologist wannabe.

Final score:

2points

Cosmologistinterntobe (human)

#23

Have you been reading my search history?! -me

Final score:

1point

the_avenging_knight (her/she)

#24

Changing yourself and your life is painful and hard work. But so often worth it.

Final score:

1point

By Deleted User

#25

"A soaring bird will always sink a little until it reaches the next updraft. Some of the updrafts are further away from each other. But that bird will either adjust or continue soaring toward the next draft of air that lifts it upward. Be like that bird and always keep your wings outstretched."

Final score:

1point

Skater Chick (they/them)

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#26

Banning books is only two letters away from burning books, and that’s only one word away from burning humans. Censorship is a slippery slope that leads to the fall of humanity.-Sara

Final score:

1point

HistoryLover(she/her)

#27

“Life is full of… erm… full of… I forgor 💀”

-Mysteria

Final score:

1point

#28

There is always time for cute dog videos. ALWAYS.
-Skyla King

Final score:

1point

#29

"BARlines separate the me-HEH-sher-HERS"

-my beloved choir teacher :)

Final score:

0points

#30

question: if johnny has two and a half friends and they get divorced who has more custody

my choir teacher: bob

me: JOHNNY AGES OUT IN 0.005 SECONDS SO NO ONE HAS CUSTODY AND THEN HE GETS CUSTODY OVER THE HALF FRIEND AND THEN UHH MARRIES THE FULL ONE IDK WHICH ONE AND UH YEAH.

everyone else: idk
ugh theyre all so boring 😒 my choir teacher obviously had the best answer

Final score:

0points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

How do you have a half friend, have you been playing around with the chainsaw lately?

0points

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#31

Why???

- Mermeow the confused cat!

Final score:

0points

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

#32

Hello reality and "all that is true" , when oxymoron was defined, it was just for you.

Made this my personal quote decade's ago, and it's just mine.

Final score:

0points

#33

This is a real quote

"I dreamed I was on Bored Panda and there were avocados, like, avocados"

- Mermeow Overlord

Final score:

0points

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

#34

"My name is Jack Marston"
Jack Marston

Final score:

-2points

Rip Van ;)le (in your walls)

#35

"why does my coffee always taste like almonds when I'm with you?"
-Me when around any bp member

Final score:

-3points

Rip Van ;)le (in your walls)

mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago

Fun fact! Only about a quarter of the population can smell cyanide.

2points

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#36

Ya bloody wanker
-Constantine

Final score:

-4points

#37

"words can't hurt me, because I cant read"
Rip Van ;)le

Final score:

-4points

Rip Van ;)le (in your walls)

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

Gabriela Zagórska

My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

What do you think ?

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

I dont have a quote but heres one a classmate said... " The F's not F-ing"

2points

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

Even in proper context its weird 😂

2points

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EmbersAreOut 1 year ago

Random quote: “All’s fair in love and war. This isn’t love this isn’t war that mean i don’t have to play fair.”

1point

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

I dont have a quote but heres one a classmate said... " The F's not F-ing"

2points

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

Even in proper context its weird 😂

2points

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EmbersAreOut 1 year ago

Random quote: “All’s fair in love and war. This isn’t love this isn’t war that mean i don’t have to play fair.”

1point

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