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I am fed up with all these BP posts with quotes from famous people or films. It's Lazy Panda content, not Bored Panda content. So let's create our own list. Make up a quote, no matter how daft, and attribute it to yourselves. Anything goes that is good natured, funny or bizarre. No offensive quotes, no attacking other Pandas, and no homophobia, transphobia, racism etc etc.
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#1
When in doubt, add more eyeliner.
--rose
Final score:
10points
#2
Mushrooms are our saviours , worship them. - Nathaniel.
Final score:
8points
#3
"Why is life?" -Bean
Final score:
8points
#4
"Sometimes dying is not the greatest sacrifice. Sometimes the greatest sacrifice is choosing to get up and live."
- Lil Miss Hobbit
Final score:
8points
#5
Damn all these are really sassy 💀💀💀
Hi, yes I actually took the assignment seriously and came up with a positive quote:
“Don’t take the challenge ahead as a burden, rather as a way to improve yourself.” - Tiramisu
Final score:
7points
#6
"Life is like a rose, you'll endure many thorns before reaching the beauty of the flower, sometimes we need to endure pain to get through the happy parts on our way."
Final score:
7points
CascadedFalls 1 year ago
This is lovely! I'm envisioning a charming scenario where there's a miniature kingdom nestled within a rose garden. In this setting, there's a massive rose that stands as a symbol to be conquered by scaling its thorns to reach the top. Both residents and outsiders take on the task, and once they reach the peak, they're treated to a breathtaking view of the entire rose garden. It becomes a test of resilience and determination, with a glimpse of the beauty that awaits at the journey's end.
#7
"If you can't take the rainbow, get out of the rain"
-Gambit22 (To homophobes)
Final score:
7points
#9
I have created this quote a few months ago, I even have it in my bio! I'll share it here. 'A storm will eventually brew. It will be full of woe and adversities. Yet like all storms, they will elapse as time goes on. So look forward to the light amidst the gloomy clouds.' :)
Final score:
5points
#10
And one for my friend Jules, who famously said: "Just let me say it my way, it sounds better."
Final score:
5points
#11
“What am I doing? I’m being awesome, that’s what I’m doing, and I’m never going to stop being awesome.” -Charlie
Final score:
5points
#12
The camel spider is technically a spider, which makes it funny looking camel. - Nathaniel.
Final score:
4points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
DO NOT google this if you have any kind of aversion to creepy crawlies. It kinda looks like the thing that crawls out of Boris the Animal's hand in MIB 3
#13
Got the beans.
- taswell
Final score:
4points
#14
A friendship can't be messed up unless the person is messed up - a friend of mine
Final score:
4points
#15
If your dead then I'm dead, and if I'm dead the world is doomed- the avenging knight
Final score:
4points
#16
"If you're not happy with your performance, don't beat yourself up about it. Beat up the judges instead."
Final score:
4points
#17
“Twinkle twinkle little star Where the beep is my phone”- Loki
Final score:
2points
#18
Stop tryna be who u were before the ex, before the abuse, before the depression, before the rape. Be who YOU wanna be not just ur trauma
Final score:
2points
Genderful void (any pronouns) 1 year ago
I don’t even remember who I was before. I was so young
#19
Breathing is an underrated tool. Don't forget to use it.
Final score:
2points
#20
Life is like a box of chocolates? No it’s a puzzle. You need to figure it out. For some people it’s easier than others. Sometimes ur missing a few pieces, or need to help someone else or vice versa. Sometimes the picture doesn’t make any sense, but the details are beautiful. Sometimes the details look blurry or random but the full picture is beautiful. Sometimes u can’t finish the puzzle or pieces get taken away or broken. Chocolates? Those are for snacks while u work -me
Final score:
2points
#21
Sometimes the best color of the alphabet is a big fat 100.
Final score:
2points
#22
There is no word that can describe the pain of being bored in school. There is 3 words; when is lunch? - Cosmologist wannabe.
Final score:
2points
#23
Have you been reading my search history?! -me
Final score:
1point
#24
Changing yourself and your life is painful and hard work. But so often worth it.
Final score:
1point
#25
"A soaring bird will always sink a little until it reaches the next updraft. Some of the updrafts are further away from each other. But that bird will either adjust or continue soaring toward the next draft of air that lifts it upward. Be like that bird and always keep your wings outstretched."
Final score:
1point
#26
Banning books is only two letters away from burning books, and that’s only one word away from burning humans. Censorship is a slippery slope that leads to the fall of humanity.-Sara
Final score:
1point
#28
There is always time for cute dog videos. ALWAYS.
-Skyla King
Final score:
1point
#29
"BARlines separate the me-HEH-sher-HERS"
-my beloved choir teacher :)
Final score:
0points
#30
question: if johnny has two and a half friends and they get divorced who has more custody
my choir teacher: bob
me: JOHNNY AGES OUT IN 0.005 SECONDS SO NO ONE HAS CUSTODY AND THEN HE GETS CUSTODY OVER THE HALF FRIEND AND THEN UHH MARRIES THE FULL ONE IDK WHICH ONE AND UH YEAH.
everyone else: idk
ugh theyre all so boring 😒 my choir teacher obviously had the best answer
Final score:
0points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
How do you have a half friend, have you been playing around with the chainsaw lately?
#32
Hello reality and "all that is true" , when oxymoron was defined, it was just for you.
Made this my personal quote decade's ago, and it's just mine.
Final score:
0points
#33
This is a real quote
"I dreamed I was on Bored Panda and there were avocados, like, avocados"
- Mermeow Overlord
Final score:
0points
#35
"why does my coffee always taste like almonds when I'm with you?"
-Me when around any bp member
Final score:
-3points
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
Fun fact! Only about a quarter of the population can smell cyanide.
#37
"words can't hurt me, because I cant read"
Rip Van ;)le
Final score:
-4points
What do you think ?
Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago
I dont have a quote but heres one a classmate said... " The F's not F-ing"
EmbersAreOut 1 year ago
Random quote: “All’s fair in love and war. This isn’t love this isn’t war that mean i don’t have to play fair.”
Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago
I dont have a quote but heres one a classmate said... " The F's not F-ing"
EmbersAreOut 1 year ago
Random quote: “All’s fair in love and war. This isn’t love this isn’t war that mean i don’t have to play fair.”
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