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Would you rather meet your favorite celebrities or would you rather meet your favorite fictional characters?

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    Would you rather talk to your past self or your future self?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Past, I wish I could have been by myself to tell me I’d be okay :)

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    #3

    Would you rather live forever but have to work forever or never work but live a short period of time?

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    #4

    would you rather have to speak in rhymes for the rest of your life or speak in riddles for the rest of your life
    my answer is riddles
    HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhymes because if you like need to tell 911 what’s your emergency then you would have to be like Lol idk

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    #5

    A classic one.

    Would you rather get $10 million dollars as a lump sum today, or $1000 weekly for the rest of your life?

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    DarkJuggler
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10M because i can invest it and get a return of at least 3% per year, which is $300,000 and $1k per week is only $52,000 per year.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is always the thing with this kind of question. You never know when you could pass away. For all you know, you could live a long time, or pass away very suddenly.

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    Sasha Rich
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going by raw numbers, at $52,000/yr it would take over 192 years to amass $10M so the choice is pretty clear.

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 million, because with 1.000 bucks a week I would only get 2.080.000 within my estimated life span left. Deposit the 10 million and set a limit you can spend max. per week to keep it in check. Or take a 20% for the 1.000 per week approach and invest the rest elsewhere

    Marinasongs1432
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000 weekly. 10 million could easily go away. 1000 can add up and I’d be able to live comfortably if needed.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of the same mind. 10 million immediately is nice, but some people over-extend with spending when they fall into a large amount of money, and could end up worse than before they had the money (some lottery winners can even go bankrupt if they aren't smart with their money). $1000 weekly is a nice safety net in case something happens, like you get fired or laid off.

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    Epsilon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's do some math: 52 weeks in a years, so $52000 in a year. Average human lifetime is about 75 years. That's about $4 million in a lifetime. I would rather the $10 million. I would donate half to charities, a fourth for savings/descendants and the rest for myself. This works well for me because for a family of 4 to live comfortably in middle class, it takes one person earning a total of about $2 million. I definitely overthought this but I found it fun to do the math

    Shadow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take the 10 million. 1000$ weekly isn't that much and I already dont spend a lot.

    Toothpaste guy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $ 1000 weekly bc if you get too much money too quickly then your odds of being murdered quadruple.

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1000 weekly. It's just small enough to go under the radar of the people I know. I don't spend that much, so much of it can be raised. I won't be slammed with people contacting me asking for portions of my moola, and I can make spending mistakes without making too big of a stupid decision while I learn how money works. Don't think I'll ever fully grasp stocks and bonds, and investments. I still don't know how investments work and where to pinpoint the risks. So I avoid. It might work for others, but I'm too scared I'll lose it all by an error, slow decision to pull out, or that I'll be scammed. It's happened to others.

    Atchaco-Leigh
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £1000 weekly because then I will know I will definitely have money if I need it on the side, plus my little self control would probably vanish if I got a lump sum.

    H M
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10m, give some to family etc. My life i now short.

    DeoManus Argentem
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I taxed right away on the $10m? Does the $1k/week keep up with inflation, or will it barely buy me one dinner in ten years? J/k... Kinda... But $10m, no question!

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lump sum now to invest. 1000 weekly won't last long in certain climates now especially with the fuel bills so in ten years time you'd have even less left in over at the end of the week. I'm poverty line income now anyway but lump sum makes the most sense

    Adrian Scarlett
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the dumbest question ever. 10 million is $1923 every week for a hundred years, so taking the lump sum would get you at least double, without even investing.

    Ash Conner
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lump sum and then invest a chunk in that of that money. I put like 7 million up in a CD to collect every year. I'd also stick a million in your Roth IRA and keep putting more money into it. Then I'd also open my own business. All of that keeps building money.

    Amo Gus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get 10m, I'd give 50k to my parents, and then save the rest

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1000 weekly, I’m 15 and the rest of my life would add up to millions (I think, it’s summer break and I’ve given up on math)

    HogHedge
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lump sum - have a lot of fun and enjoy life to the max, because who knows how long you're going to live?

    tabithapaquette98
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10 million. I won't live forever and I could easily live the rest of my (and hubby's) life off of it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this is one with a lot of nuance, with no real incorrect answers. I can see both answers as valid, so I always like seeing the perspective people take with this "would you rather" question.

    wee.wee.croissant (ollie)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000 a week. not becuase i want to get more rich, but if i deposit the 10mil in the bank, it could get robbed and thats that. i probally wont even live in a nice house though lmao. just start a bookstore bakery...

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    #6

    Would you rather be the self of your dreams with any powers or have everything in the world and be rich

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    #7

    Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 minutes every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes?

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    #8

    Which would you rather find in the attic:
    1. 100 rats.
    2. 1 human being.
    Choose wisely.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats. They could cook for me and it’s harder to kill a person than a rat

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    #9

    would you rather ticktock to be bammed or youtube has less restrictions

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    #10

    Would you rather, speak every languages or grow plants extremely fast and large?

    Would you rather have no smell or no hearing
    (Keep in mind that if you have no smell you have no taste)

    Would you rather have unlimited Floppas or unlimited Grumpy Cats?

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    #11

    Would you rather be given just enough money to survive but not have to work or work in a job that makes lots of money but requires long working hours?

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    stupidMonkey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your definition of "lots of money" I would happily work long hours for 5 years and then be rich and not have to work the rest of my life.

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    #12

    Would you rather not be able to burn not able to drown? I'd choose drown cuz I like swimming. This does not mean you get to swim good tho

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    #13

    Would you rather… have a mythical animal as a pet or have a fictional person as a friend/significant other? (Who, what and why?)

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    #14

    Extremely good eyesight of an eagle or hawk plus be able to zoom in and out

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    Have very sensitive hearing that can pick up anything and every thing

    For me I would choose eyesight!

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    Echo Phernetton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a drummer, so the eyesight would be something I couldn’t lose from one of my favorite hobbies.

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    #15

    Would you like to swing on a star
    Carry moonbeams home in a jar
    And be better off than you are
    Or would you rather be a fish?



    Bing Crosby

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swing on a star. How I imagine it is literally a swingset attached to a star in the sky in space. (I’d swing in space, feel zero gravity, and it would be so much fun. Also pretty)

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    #16

    would you rather be able to see 10 years into the future, or stop time?

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    #17

    40 C no AC
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    -40 C with just warm clothing no heat inside a house

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    #18

    Would you rather listen to "Dance Monkey" for 10 hours, or have your face cut off and your eyes gouged out?

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    #19

    Be turned into a werewolf or vampire? (Stereotypical versions)

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    #20

    live alone for the rest of your life or have to listen to the problems of everyone you meet?

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    #21

    Would you rather only see people on the internet and never in person or make friends in person but never be on the internet and meet new people

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    Julie Snelling
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather meet people in person I can live without the internet got along perfectly fine without it before.

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    #22

    Would you rather always be there for the people you love but they are only thier when you NEED them, or never be their for the people u love and they are always their for u.

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    #23

    Would you rather sprint everywhere or walk backwards everywhere?

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    #24

    Would you rather have the power to teleport or the power to read minds

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    William Afton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want someone reading my mind (Mainly due to the dirty thoughts that linger there), so I would want to teleport.

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    #25

    Would you rather have to build a house every day or one house for the rest of your life?

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    #26

    Would you rather drink a bucket of saliva or see attractive faces (like attractive Squidward) on every baby and animal

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think seeing attractive faces on babies and animals would creep me out. I pick a bucket of saliva as long as it’s my own.

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    #27

    Bed bugs or ticks in your house

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    Sarah
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got bed bugs once and that is an experience I never want to have again. You literally cannot kill them with any kind of spray or bug bomb. They multiply like crazy and burrow into wood, clothing, books, furniture, everything. To get rid of them you have to call an exterminator, then remove any pictures, artwork, aerosol cans, bath products, musical instruments, all kinds of stuff. Then the exterminator comes in and blast your entire house with some ungodly amount of heat for like 4 hours. Then you have dead bed bugs to deal with. The exterminator alone cost us $4,000. Granted, I didn't shop around because... bed bugs.

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    #28

    Would you rather raise 2 kids or caretake your 2 parents when they're 92 and physically and mentally impaired?

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is currently going through this. Her stepmom (but they’re still as close as mother-daughter) is getting old and becoming mentally impaired. It’s a big hassle, and her and her sisters are trying to figure out what to do with her. I’d pick to raise 2 kids, especially because I don’t want to think about my parents like that.

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    #29

    Would you rather make out (or more) in the back seat of a car or in a dark closet?

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    #30

    Would you rather have infinite money, or infinite love?

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    money. Money can buy love. I am old. I have had poverty and wealth. I have had loveless marriage and nuclear grade love. I promise you money can buy anything including happiness. Hear me out. What is the biggest cause of marital breakups? Answer: infidelity and/or money problems. Infidelity is usually caused by low self-esteem in the male when he isn't earning enough, so he feels useless and tries to recoup it by cheating. Hence: money is the problem. Thus, to have a happy marriage, money must be stable. So infinite money means an infinitely happy marriage. Now. If you mean infinite love in the spiritual sense: suppose the world as Buddha says is full of suffering. Most of that suffering is due to poverty. Almost all suffering in fact. Even unexpected deaths etc. can be prevented with money. SO. If you have infinite money, you can eradicate poverty world-over and make everyone happy. THEREFORE, again, infinite money.

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    #31

    would you rather marry for money to be rich but miserable or marry for love & be happy

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    #32

    Cool post. Thanks! My conundrum. Would you rather invest in weapons stocks and make a profit every time there's a war, or invest in random cryptocurrencies and risk losing everything?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually never thought you could make a profit out of that. Wow. TIL.

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    #33

    Would you rather have twins and finish your family of four or have them one by one?
    Would you rather live in your own home when you find a permanent spouse or live at their home?
    When you retire, will you keep busy with contracts that you chose or travel the world?

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    #34

    Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 consecutive minutes once every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes every day?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna compare this to something that my dad used to do when I was a kid. I was a bit rambunctious as a child and often found myself getting in trouble. Sometimes my dad would give me a choice- a spanking or getting sent to my room. I HATED getting sent to my room so I would choose a spanking. He'd administer punishment and I would go back out and play. LOL So, I would choose the 15 consecutive minutes every day so I could go ahead and get it over with. ;)

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    #35

    would you rather lose your head or be headless

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    #36

    Would you rather stay in your cozy home or go on a world tour?
    Also would you rather live alone or with your loved one?

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    Marinasongs1432
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World tour and loved one. I like to explore the world and I love my family dearly.

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    #37

    Would you rather be with someone you don't love but have someone, or be alone for the rest of your life?

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an introvert. I think I’ll be okay being alone for the rest of my life, if the only other option is to have a person around that I don’t actually care about.

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    #38

    Would you rather be able to become invisible but always be hungry, or be able to talk to animals but always be thirsty?

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can already talk to animals… but in this case will they talk back? Actually, my answer is to be invisible and always hungry. Being hungry is slightly less bothersome to me than being thirsty.

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    #39

    Would you rather have 15 cats or 15 frogs? Or both...
    I choose both!😺🐸

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    #40

    Human virus or computer virus?

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    William Afton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a computer virus. But to answer the actual question, human virus.

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    #41

    Would you rather work with overly polite co workers or ones that are extreme introverts that distant themselves from everyone.

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    #42

    Would you rather marry your crush but have to quit being friends with your best friend or continue being friends with your best friend but have your crush dump you?

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    #43

    Would you rather have either a kitten or a puppy (and you can't use the garbage, "both" as a cop out answer)?

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    #44

    Would you rather donate blood every week for the rest of your life or donate $200 for the rest of your life

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    #45

    Would you rather never be able to read a book again (just books you can still read out of necessity) or never be able to listen to music again?

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    #46

    Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no games

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    Radish The Rabbit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was this downvoted? This is just a grammar mistake. Is this what we Pandas have beome?

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    #47

    imagine the income from growing black truffles!
    im a picky eater no smell will help me
    FLOPP MY RIVALS

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    #48

    Would you rather eat a cake that tastes like rotisserie chicken, or a rotisserie chicken that tastes like cake?

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotisserie chicken that tastes like cake. Then I could just eat “cake” while looking like I’m eating something mildly healthier

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    #49

    Would you rather eat french fries or chocolate?

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    #50

    Would you rather stay in your country or have a 50/50 chance moving to a better or worse countr

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    #51

    Would you rather be very athletic or very smart?

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be very smart. I can be even smarter than I already am (meaning I could make straight As instead of all As and one B+. That ONE B+ always gets me).

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