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Hey Pandas, Ask ‘Would You Rather’ Questions And Answer Them In The Comments (Closed)
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#1
Would you rather meet your favorite celebrities or would you rather meet your favorite fictional characters?
Final score:
30points
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#2
Would you rather talk to your past self or your future self?
Final score:
21points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Future. My past self just pisses me off, and I want to make sure I'll be okay
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 1 year ago
It does. Trust me, I speak from experience. <3
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StrangeOne 1 year ago
Past self. I don't think I would recognize myself. It might change events for my present self. But I just want to go back in time and give past self someone to hang out with and tell me that I'm pretty cool and to remind myself to ease up around people. Also to warn myself that my bff isn't really that good of a friend. She'll grow up to be pitching It Works and contact me out of the blue after a near 20 years.
Keenan Wright 1 year ago
Past self.. I would give myself some pretty hard to hear advice and hopefully change the outcome..
Sundreamer 1 year ago
Past self if it would make a different to my present. Future self if it wouldn't.
Red Lotus 🪷 1 year ago
Future, I'm really curious to know what I'll be like, and what I'll have accomplished.
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
Good one. Fortunately this was never an issue in my family, we always accepted people as-is even in the 1980s under a fascist christian regime.
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
Future. I’m happy now, and if I’m unhappy in the future, I will know how to change my choices. And cheer myself up. And if I’m happy in the future, then I can talk about the choices I should make to be happy.
censorshipsucks 1 year ago (edited)
Past. Imagine how much more confident and succesful you'd be if you KNEW solidly that you were going to be awesome? Instead of a loser, as I thought I was. It sounds exaggerated but I seriously tried suicide. So. I'd want to tell myself that my life would turn out to be even more awesome than I ever dreamed, and I need to be less depressed and make more effort to socialise. It really helped. You have no idea. Talking about work. But even talking about relationships. Imagine going back to your awkward teenage self and saying "how many fun relationships with partners do you think you expect to have", and when I say "pft none", I'd laugh and say "more than your siblings put together" and past self would be like, HOW is that possible??! Same for money. Fretting about being bankrupt at 30 and being told no actually you'd be earning 4x more by 40 and 6x more after that... so chill.
tabithapaquette98 1 year ago
Past. Oh, to go back and do somethings differently or not at all.
Toothpaste guy 1 year ago
My past self. There were a few burning questions that younger me had that I now have the answers to.
New Everywhere 1 year ago
Future! Older, wiser me will probably slap the hell out of me and then tell me how to get it together sooner
#3
Would you rather live forever but have to work forever or never work but live a short period of time?
Final score:
15points
shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago
never work and live a short period of time. i don't wanna live forever
#4
would you rather have to speak in rhymes for the rest of your life or speak in riddles for the rest of your life
my answer is riddles
HAVE AN AMAZING DAY
Final score:
15points
1 year ago
Rhymes because if you like need to tell 911 what’s your emergency then you would have to be like Lol idk
#5
A classic one.
Would you rather get $10 million dollars as a lump sum today, or $1000 weekly for the rest of your life?
Final score:
13points
DarkJuggler 1 year ago
$10M because i can invest it and get a return of at least 3% per year, which is $300,000 and $1k per week is only $52,000 per year.
#6
Would you rather be the self of your dreams with any powers or have everything in the world and be rich
Final score:
12points
#7
Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 minutes every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes?
Final score:
11points
#8
Which would you rather find in the attic:
1. 100 rats.
2. 1 human being.
Choose wisely.
Final score:
8points
#9
would you rather ticktock to be bammed or youtube has less restrictions
Final score:
7points
#10
Would you rather, speak every languages or grow plants extremely fast and large?
Would you rather have no smell or no hearing
(Keep in mind that if you have no smell you have no taste)
Would you rather have unlimited Floppas or unlimited Grumpy Cats?
Final score:
6points
Marinasongs1432 1 year ago
1. Language, 2, no hearing (finally can get some peace), and 3. Kitties
#11
Would you rather be given just enough money to survive but not have to work or work in a job that makes lots of money but requires long working hours?
Final score:
5points
stupidMonkey 1 year ago
Depends on your definition of "lots of money" I would happily work long hours for 5 years and then be rich and not have to work the rest of my life.
#12
Would you rather not be able to burn not able to drown? I'd choose drown cuz I like swimming. This does not mean you get to swim good tho
Final score:
5points
daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago
are we talking about sunburn? bc i dont really burn that way so im gonna choose drown
#13
Would you rather… have a mythical animal as a pet or have a fictional person as a friend/significant other? (Who, what and why?)
Final score:
5points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Mythical animal as a pet, definitely. A mini cerberus would be adorable
#14
Extremely good eyesight of an eagle or hawk plus be able to zoom in and out
OR
Have very sensitive hearing that can pick up anything and every thing
For me I would choose eyesight!
Final score:
5points
Echo Phernetton 1 year ago
I’m a drummer, so the eyesight would be something I couldn’t lose from one of my favorite hobbies.
#15
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?
Bing Crosby
Final score:
5points
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
Swing on a star. How I imagine it is literally a swingset attached to a star in the sky in space. (I’d swing in space, feel zero gravity, and it would be so much fun. Also pretty)
#16
would you rather be able to see 10 years into the future, or stop time?
Final score:
4points
#17
40 C no AC
OR
-40 C with just warm clothing no heat inside a house
Final score:
4points
#18
Would you rather listen to "Dance Monkey" for 10 hours, or have your face cut off and your eyes gouged out?
Final score:
4points
#19
Be turned into a werewolf or vampire? (Stereotypical versions)
Final score:
4points
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
Werewolf. I like being able to go out in the sunshine, and blood tastes bad.
#20
live alone for the rest of your life or have to listen to the problems of everyone you meet?
Final score:
3points
#21
Would you rather only see people on the internet and never in person or make friends in person but never be on the internet and meet new people
Final score:
3points
Julie Snelling 1 year ago
I'd rather meet people in person I can live without the internet got along perfectly fine without it before.
#22
Would you rather always be there for the people you love but they are only thier when you NEED them, or never be their for the people u love and they are always their for u.
Final score:
3points
#23
Would you rather sprint everywhere or walk backwards everywhere?
Final score:
3points
#24
Would you rather have the power to teleport or the power to read minds
Final score:
3points
William Afton 1 year ago
I wouldn't want someone reading my mind (Mainly due to the dirty thoughts that linger there), so I would want to teleport.
#25
Would you rather have to build a house every day or one house for the rest of your life?
Final score:
2points
#26
Would you rather drink a bucket of saliva or see attractive faces (like attractive Squidward) on every baby and animal
Final score:
2points
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
I think seeing attractive faces on babies and animals would creep me out. I pick a bucket of saliva as long as it’s my own.
#27
Bed bugs or ticks in your house
Final score:
2points
Sarah 1 year ago
We got bed bugs once and that is an experience I never want to have again. You literally cannot kill them with any kind of spray or bug bomb. They multiply like crazy and burrow into wood, clothing, books, furniture, everything. To get rid of them you have to call an exterminator, then remove any pictures, artwork, aerosol cans, bath products, musical instruments, all kinds of stuff. Then the exterminator comes in and blast your entire house with some ungodly amount of heat for like 4 hours. Then you have dead bed bugs to deal with. The exterminator alone cost us $4,000. Granted, I didn't shop around because... bed bugs.
#28
Would you rather raise 2 kids or caretake your 2 parents when they're 92 and physically and mentally impaired?
Final score:
2points
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
My mom is currently going through this. Her stepmom (but they’re still as close as mother-daughter) is getting old and becoming mentally impaired. It’s a big hassle, and her and her sisters are trying to figure out what to do with her. I’d pick to raise 2 kids, especially because I don’t want to think about my parents like that.
#29
Would you rather make out (or more) in the back seat of a car or in a dark closet?
Final score:
2points
#30
Would you rather have infinite money, or infinite love?
Final score:
2points
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
money. Money can buy love. I am old. I have had poverty and wealth. I have had loveless marriage and nuclear grade love. I promise you money can buy anything including happiness. Hear me out. What is the biggest cause of marital breakups? Answer: infidelity and/or money problems. Infidelity is usually caused by low self-esteem in the male when he isn't earning enough, so he feels useless and tries to recoup it by cheating. Hence: money is the problem. Thus, to have a happy marriage, money must be stable. So infinite money means an infinitely happy marriage. Now. If you mean infinite love in the spiritual sense: suppose the world as Buddha says is full of suffering. Most of that suffering is due to poverty. Almost all suffering in fact. Even unexpected deaths etc. can be prevented with money. SO. If you have infinite money, you can eradicate poverty world-over and make everyone happy. THEREFORE, again, infinite money.
#31
would you rather marry for money to be rich but miserable or marry for love & be happy
Final score:
2points
#32
Cool post. Thanks! My conundrum. Would you rather invest in weapons stocks and make a profit every time there's a war, or invest in random cryptocurrencies and risk losing everything?
Final score:
2points
#33
Would you rather have twins and finish your family of four or have them one by one?
Would you rather live in your own home when you find a permanent spouse or live at their home?
When you retire, will you keep busy with contracts that you chose or travel the world?
Final score:
2points
#34
Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 consecutive minutes once every day or sneeze once every 15 minutes every day?
Final score:
1point
Sundreamer (Submission author) 1 year ago
I'm gonna compare this to something that my dad used to do when I was a kid. I was a bit rambunctious as a child and often found myself getting in trouble. Sometimes my dad would give me a choice- a spanking or getting sent to my room. I HATED getting sent to my room so I would choose a spanking. He'd administer punishment and I would go back out and play. LOL So, I would choose the 15 consecutive minutes every day so I could go ahead and get it over with. ;)
#35
would you rather lose your head or be headless
Final score:
1point
#36
Would you rather stay in your cozy home or go on a world tour?
Also would you rather live alone or with your loved one?
Final score:
1point
Marinasongs1432 1 year ago
World tour and loved one. I like to explore the world and I love my family dearly.
#37
Would you rather be with someone you don't love but have someone, or be alone for the rest of your life?
Final score:
1point
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
I’m an introvert. I think I’ll be okay being alone for the rest of my life, if the only other option is to have a person around that I don’t actually care about.
#38
Would you rather be able to become invisible but always be hungry, or be able to talk to animals but always be thirsty?
Final score:
1point
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
I can already talk to animals… but in this case will they talk back? Actually, my answer is to be invisible and always hungry. Being hungry is slightly less bothersome to me than being thirsty.
#39
Would you rather have 15 cats or 15 frogs? Or both...
I choose both!😺🐸
Final score:
1point
#40
Human virus or computer virus?
Final score:
1point
William Afton 1 year ago
I am a computer virus. But to answer the actual question, human virus.
#41
Would you rather work with overly polite co workers or ones that are extreme introverts that distant themselves from everyone.
Final score:
1point
#42
Would you rather marry your crush but have to quit being friends with your best friend or continue being friends with your best friend but have your crush dump you?
Final score:
1point
#43
Would you rather have either a kitten or a puppy (and you can't use the garbage, "both" as a cop out answer)?
Final score:
1point
#44
Would you rather donate blood every week for the rest of your life or donate $200 for the rest of your life
Final score:
1point
#45
Would you rather never be able to read a book again (just books you can still read out of necessity) or never be able to listen to music again?
Final score:
1point
#46
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no games
Final score:
1point
Radish The Rabbit 1 year ago
Why was this downvoted? This is just a grammar mistake. Is this what we Pandas have beome?
#47
imagine the income from growing black truffles!
im a picky eater no smell will help me
FLOPP MY RIVALS
Final score:
0points
#48
Would you rather eat a cake that tastes like rotisserie chicken, or a rotisserie chicken that tastes like cake?
Final score:
0points
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
Rotisserie chicken that tastes like cake. Then I could just eat “cake” while looking like I’m eating something mildly healthier
#49
Would you rather eat french fries or chocolate?
Final score:
0points
#50
Would you rather stay in your country or have a 50/50 chance moving to a better or worse countr
Final score:
0points
#51
Would you rather be very athletic or very smart?
Final score:
0points
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
Be very smart. I can be even smarter than I already am (meaning I could make straight As instead of all As and one B+. That ONE B+ always gets me).
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