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Hey Panda’s, Are You The Oldest, Middle, Or Youngest Child? Or Are You An Only Child?
Im somehow the oldest, the middle, and an only child ;w;
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#1
I thought I was an only child until I tracked down my sperm donor and his family. One of my new cousins (new to me at least) posted a picture of sperm donor and tagged me. I went to look and some girl had commented about how young her dad is in that photo. Dad. So he has another kid after walking out on me and then not a single one of them told me. Instead they actively hid it from me. I might even have met her without knowing when I went to their annual Christmas party. I’ll never meet her but I do know she’s only a few years younger than I am. He’s paying for her college. He went to every graduation and event in her life. He’s even walking her down the aisle next year. While his child was raised homeless and starving he was off enjoying a new family. I know it’s not her fault but I still resent her.
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Will sell soul for corn chip 2 years ago
Im sorry to hear that, your sperm doners a real piece or work
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#4
I have a half brother that left when I was v young, so technically youngest but basically an only child
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#6
I’m the oldest, and I have two younger brothers
They drive me nuts all the time but I would do anything for them
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