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The title is pretty self explanatory, you can share your whole strategy or just random tips. :D
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#1
Trust no one.
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 1 year ago
actually they’ve found through studies on how people react to an earthquake, people are probably more likely to help everyone but the vicinity to make sure they’re okay before emergency services arrive to help.
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#2
Carry a fireproof bag of essential items like a pocketknife, rations of preservable meats and fruit, matches, salt, a weapon, etc. with you always. Change locations constantly. Other than that, we’ve already survived the worst of Covid (hopefully) so you’re good 👍
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#3
Two best things I’ve got is, no, the government is not there to help you no matter what they say, lol, and avoid where people are gathering. Just try your best to do your own thing
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#4
My strategy is basically to board up my home and stockpile supplies, and hide with friends. Also a tip for an apocalypse, make sure you always have a secure base and supplies.
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#5
Go to the cheese caves in Springfield Missouri
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#6
Find a Girl Scout/Scouts BSA camp. Those things have weapons, shelter, medical supplies, you name it. Most of the time they're also semi-isolated, so less populated. At least where I am, there are roads to the camps, so in theory you could assemble a band of survivors by writing on road signs.
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1point
#7
Zombie Apocalypse-
Wait it out they WILL decompose just don't get bit by one also get rations and weapons
Alien Attack-
Find weaknesses and make a safe haven
(Bonus)
Purge-
Take food and weapons and fight for your life.
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1point
#10
Pretty much just what I did during the pandemic. Not leave the house, make sure there's enough non-perishable food to last for a bit, and BUY THE TOILET PAPER
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Henry Russell 1 year ago (edited)
weel have system to send toilet paper to other peoples house using catapults and converyor belts and well trained sentient jelly fish
#11
I guess that would depend on what type of apocalypse we are talking about. If its zombies, I am heading north where it gets really cold in the winter. I believe that the cold would freeze them and kill them. If I can't get to the north, I am going to find an excavator and dig a mote around my property, zombies fall in and once a day we burn them. We can take out the ash when needed.
If we are talking non zombie apocalypse, I am loading the guns and protecting my own.
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