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The trope “Don’t Dead Open Inside” came to the internet’s spotlight more than ten years ago when it was first used in a promo poster for The Walking Dead. The line, which initially made zero sense to anyone reading it line by line, perfectly captured ensued hilarity. It stirred a whole trend of memes featuring posters, boards and signs that played on the brink of making sense (if read counterintuitively) and making no sense (if read intuitively).

There’s a whole Reddit community dedicated to such oddly amusing linguistic mishaps known as r/deadopeninside. So get ready to roll your eyes, turn your head, read it twice and thrice, calling a friend and looking for answers on Google, because we have selected some of the most head-spinning examples below.

And if there’s anything we're gonna learn from this post, it's how not to overcomplicate your message. At any cost. Psst! Our previous post with hard-to-read signs can be found right here.

#1

Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

Cloudy Meat With A Chance Of Balls

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    Although signs and posters collected in this list follow the internet’s trend of obsessing over the “Don’t Dead Open Inside” trope, in reality, such designs speak little to people and fail to deliver their message. By not communicating their message clearly, brands, products and companies are losing their potential clients. So in order to see what an expert had to say on such hard-to-read designs, Bored Panda reached out to Portugal-based graphic designer Laura Vanagaite, who specializes in branding and illustration design.

    Laura said that when it comes to advertising, whatever format it may be, it has to be clear to the potential client. “It needs to be catchy, which means the brand needs to introduce their product and actually make the person get interested in it. So normally designers can play with font sizes, but still keep it simple and readable.”

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    #5

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realizing How Steamy It Was Originally

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    #6

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

    Took A Wee While To Design This Masterpiece

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    M the Lemur
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, it says "But I would walk five and hundred miles I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door". I can't believe you don't understand.

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

    Amber Hills
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if u know the song it makes it easier to read and its a good song

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't know the song (and Yes, I did sing it as I read it) I am sure I would be confused! I love the song!!

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    Lance d'Boyle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a while for me to read the title correctly, I saw 'I took a wee, while to design....' I didn't realize we were speaking Scottish.

    Ginny Weasly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who can’t read it: But I would walk five hundred miles. And I would walk five hundred more. Just to be the man that walks a thousand miles. To fall down at your door.

    Pan Narrans
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original song is almost a national anthem in parts of Scotland.

    Boaz Krebs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhh.... but i would walk five and hundred i would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door... yeah i see nothing wrong here

    Id row
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I would walk five and hundred I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door." Whew!

    Jamma
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great now this is going to be in my head all day!!

    Printerman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't know the song, I'd have needed a *really* long time to get this one.

    Tina B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fail. When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's haverin' to you [Chorus] But I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody had obviously just walked 500 miles without a rest when they put this together.

    An Co
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they got the "Down at your door" part readable.

    S
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still sing it to the tune if you try really hard lmao

    Its Me
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door - deciphered

    lil_gremlin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i would walk five and hundred i would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door?

    Sue Pinkerton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure I'd design it just the same way if I'd just walked a thousand miles.

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For ya'll who are confused what it says: But I would walk five and hundred I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door

    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man that walks a thousand miles only to fall down at your door

    Bill Murray
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five and hundred miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door 🚪

    Vanichiii
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of u wondering what it says, "But I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who exactly thought people could read this? I don't know how to read this, but this is what I have right now; "But I would walk five and hundred miles I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down at miles your door." Somehow I think I read it wrong

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even your title is weird at first sight. I first thought you took a wee and designed this masterpiece. Like you were peeing and writing your name in the snow.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of this clip from Family Guy whenever I hear this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y5fZifArB4

    Rando Pando
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five and hundred I would walk miles five hundred just to be the man who walks a more to thousand fall down miles at your door

    Easily Excitable Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Proclaimers can't even sue over this one because it's so messed up...

    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would walk five and hundred I would walk miles Five hundred Just to be the man who walks a more. To thousand Fall miles Down miles At miles YOUR DOOR. The most beautiful lyrics in the world, I could cry.

    Inkblot Butterfly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But i would walk 500 miles and id walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a 1000 miles to your door.. took a minute ngl

    No.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think its trying to day "I would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to fall down at your door" I really have no idea where the but comes in tho

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    The graphic designer explained that sometimes a style that is too modern can be understood wrongly and the whole project will lose its value. “Type of font, letter size, spacing between the letters and positioning the text” all play a crucial role in a good sign design.

    Moreover, “colors play a huge part as well. Red, as we know, catches our attention immediately but yellow, green, or black and white combinations are equally eye-catching.” Whatever the design, it’s crucial “to keep it simple but sophisticated since balance is the key,” Laura explained.

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    #8

    So I Fart Old Dust

    So I Fart Old Dust

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    LuckyL
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started with soold... And then I remembered that it's spelled with one o and went on to find the real meaning

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    #9

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

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    When it comes to readability, Laura said that making sure it works and conveys the intended message has to be done prior to handing the sign to the production. “The designer is the one that handles the project but if there is a chance, always represents the rest of the team. It can be tricky when different opinions come, but try to ask if it is easy to understand. Teamwork is a very important thing.”

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    If you’re working on a project alone, Laura suggests “printing the work on an A3 paper (I know, it is not the same size) so you can get a good look at the text and determine if it’s readable, also if the colors are well-combined.” But tight deadlines, client’s requests, and too many opinions put huge pressure on graphic designers and in these cases it’s best to “take a 5-minute break and then return to the project and see if it still looks good,” concluded Laura.

    #10

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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    #11

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

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    #13

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

    Don't Forget High School Buy A Yearbook

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    #15

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

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    Ritchat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else just read this like Violent Pornography from System of a down?

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    #16

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

    Honk If You My Is Think Truck

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's incomplete enough to not make sense even if the word spacing was correct. Oh, no, wait. The word Sexy is just visible. Truck driver couldn't even commit to that

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    #21

    The Way I Let My Boyfriend Know His Dinner Is Ready For Him In The Microwave When He Gets Home From Work

    The Way I Let My Boyfriend Know His Dinner Is Ready For Him In The Microwave When He Gets Home From Work

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    #22

    My Local Takeaway Is An Eye Test

    My Local Takeaway Is An Eye Test

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    #25

    My Wife Said, “People Will Get It.”

    My Wife Said, “People Will Get It.”

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    #26

    No No Gain Pain

    No No Gain Pain

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate this saying no matter how poorly it’s written

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    #28

    I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade...

    I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade...

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    Evelína Zlá
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come ooon... it´s a kid and he gives lemonade for free. Not nice to make fun of him.

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    #31

    Hearing Aids?

    Hearing Aids?

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    #33

    Hoffman Estates, Il. I Can’t Even Figure Out What It’s Supposed To Say

    Hoffman Estates, Il. I Can’t Even Figure Out What It’s Supposed To Say

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    #34

    This Sign At My International School

    This Sign At My International School

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    V33333P
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully from another school where they're taught better

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    #35

    In My School Dining Hall

    In My School Dining Hall

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    #36

    Wash Your Brush Hands Your Teeth

    Wash Your Brush Hands Your Teeth

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    #39

    Say 5g No To Vaccines

    Say 5g No To Vaccines

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    #41

    Chunky With Beef Beans

    Chunky With Beef Beans

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    #43

    Burn Increase

    Burn Increase

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    #44

    Don't Quit Up Never Give

    Don't Quit Up Never Give

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    #48

    I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

    I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

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    #49

    Will Be You My Player For Two Life?

    Will Be You My Player For Two Life?

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    #50

    Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

    Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

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    #51

    So That's What Happened In Hawaii

    So That's What Happened In Hawaii

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    #52

    Rejoice The Storm Rebuild Has Passed

    Rejoice The Storm Rebuild Has Passed

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    #55

    I Am A God President Woman Said Biden Is A Man

    I Am A God President Woman Said Biden Is A Man

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    #56

    They Kissed And Was Them It Magic

    They Kissed And Was Them It Magic

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    #57

    Found On An Old Propaganda Poster

    Found On An Old Propaganda Poster

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    #58

    Insiemh!viblat?*

    Insiemh!viblat?*

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took several goes - this is a supreme level of message mangling. But I believe it says "Invisible math!?*"

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    #59

    Cnn Fake Sucks News

    Cnn Fake Sucks News

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    John Baker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't expect much from Trumpers. It's a wonder he managed to spell all the words correctly.

    #60

    Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor!! Away When Done!

    Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor!! Away When Done!

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    #61

    No Outside Service Dogs. Food Or Drink Only Allowed. Allowed (Thank You). Please

    No Outside Service Dogs. Food Or Drink Only Allowed. Allowed (Thank You). Please

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man. Now, how do I get my service dog to order me a pizza without tuna? He loves tuna!

    #65

    Found This Gem In Arabic Class Today

    Found This Gem In Arabic Class Today

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    Amery
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers who love teaching, teach children to love learning.

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    #67

    Junk Food For Ghost Rider” Andfly Into You? Be Like Good “That’s A Negative Topgun Nutrition!

    Junk Food For Ghost Rider” Andfly Into You? Be Like Good “That’s A Negative Topgun Nutrition!

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    Roger Haywood
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you read it how its meant to be read, still makes no sense.

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    #68

    From Destruction Saves Me You Us Sinners From Religion From Death All Who Believe

    From Destruction Saves Me You Us Sinners From Religion From Death All Who Believe

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    Johanna
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first i read: Jesus from destruction saves sinners from religion. Doesnt sound so bad. 😂

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    #69

    Eat Skate Ass Fast

    Eat Skate Ass Fast

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    Justine Nicole
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weird even the right way. I guess we have different definitions of eat ass

    #70

    Gobl Bigue

    Gobl Bigue

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    #71

    Join The Week In 5th & Us 1st End June 6th

    Join The Week In 5th & Us 1st End June 6th

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    #72

    C W I L A O G R W Y

    C W I L A O G R W Y

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if the name by itself wouln't be enough of a warning to never step inside the shop

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    #73

    Toilets, The How And Why Toasters Of Everyday Objects & Telephones

    Toilets, The How And Why Toasters Of Everyday Objects & Telephones

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    #76

    Not Sure If This Counts But

    Not Sure If This Counts But

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    #77

    Stis On La End

    Stis On La End

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I read "Stone is Land" 🤦‍♂️ and thought that was an interesting thing to point out

    #78

    No! Only Gas Diesel!

    No! Only Gas Diesel!

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    #80

    We These Hold Truths

    We These Hold Truths

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    #82

    What Does What What Does?

    What Does What What Does?

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    #83

    Biden!!! Hell Toe And Crack (Family)

    Biden!!! Hell Toe And Crack (Family)

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    Jubum
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell Toe! :D That's what I scream after meeting the edge of the bed.

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    #84

    Tf2

    Tf2

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    A B C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not "not thought through" but a meme. Oh BP, when will you finally stick to your titles?

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    #85

    Don’t Believe Give Up God!! (Religious Coworkers’s Cubicle Decor)

    Don’t Believe Give Up God!! (Religious Coworkers’s Cubicle Decor)

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