Husband Gave His Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything He Owned – Literally
Divorce settlements, which often force the two estranged spouses to split their belongings 50/50, can be both emotionally and financially painful. In an unambiguous and ironic gesture, one man in Germany told Laura, his ex-wife, just what he thought of her – by literally cutting all of their belongings in half!
The man is clearly experienced with the power tools that he has, because he’s actually done a great job of methodically and neatly destroying all of their stuff – everything from their teddy bear to their couch to their car has been sliced neatly in half. He is selling his half of everything on the eBay online auction site, where each item has a bitter but funny writeup in German detailing how the courts ordered him to ‘split’ their belongings even though he seems to suggest that Laura had been unfaithful.
We must assume that there’s a rather upset woman named Laura somewhere in Germany trying to figure out what to do with her half of a mailbox.
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”
“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”
“The chairs are super as an art installation”
“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch”
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife”
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet”
“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music”
WARNING: Video contains scenes of graphic violence against TVs and iPhones
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Load More Replies...Have you ever had an unfaithful wife who claims half of yout stuff?
Load More Replies...wow all of you are so serious. I think if I gave someone 12 years and they cheated I wouldn't give them half of my s**t either. She deserves this! If you want to leave, just leave, don't CHEAT!
As a giant "f**k you" to the cheating ex it's priceless, but ultimately he's just wasted hundreds of dollars. Also poor teddy bear.
remember when they wrote that he is German.. they don't use dollars.. -_-
Load More Replies...I like the way he expresses his anger on things, not people or animals. He is an extremely wise person. Looking back five years from this event, he'll be laughing his head off instead of something less fortunate...
He's quite skilled. I once heard a German sold his BMW with 50 euros, just so he can give 25 to his ex.
Thats what this guy should have done; sold everything for german pennies and given her half that amount
Load More Replies...Personally, I think the dining chairs are great! Perfect for a party of halfassed friends...
As a collector of Teddy bears, I feel bad for the teddy bear. He didn't do anything..
Good for him. Vented his rage in a controlled manner. Did not hurt anyone or anything.
I think this guy is great!! Wish I knew him when I was getting divorced.
This kind of behavior is actually quite abusive. I personally think it's wrong of you to share it.
Translation: No wonder his wife was a selfish piece of s**t. You must be a cheater to say something that stupid lol
Load More Replies...Ruining hundreds of dollars worth things so none of you can use it anymore and to make 'fun'.. yeah.. It was worth it.. I hope your ex wife will find somebody sane after you.
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He really "John Denvered" the hell out of that stuff! Enjoy your half, skank.
Anyone else think she probably cheated on him because he was weird, hence why he did this?
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Honestly this is so childish. Yeah cheating sucks, yeah divorce sucks but seriously? You are an adult act like it. This is a complete waste and only adding to land fills since its all junk. Be an adult. Move on accept it is over dont act like a fool. I mean, this type of attitude is prolly what was driving the spouse away!
Wow that's really drastic! He was really hurt and it's her fault for cheating. It's just too bad they couldn't compromise,
"Thank you for the 12 years can stay with Laura, you really have earned your half." "(These things) can stay with greeting to my successor."
it was all cool until I saw the poor stuffed bear.... that was just... sad and sad and sadder
Childish, psychotic, bitter and peevish... Don't blame her for getting shut of him!
I wonder how he managed to cut the house in half?! - He probably is still working on it... ;-)
I wonder how he manages to cut the house?! He probably is still working on it :-)
I don't know which issue is most disturbing; the lack of forgiveness or the revenge.
Neither. Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: you don't get it your way
Load More Replies...yeah, take that piece of garbage, Earth! I am spoiled and I am cool and producing waste and most importantly NOT GIVING A F**K and cool obviously. - well I sympathize to the wife - living with a passive aggressive maniac who overacted in such a huge scale instead of thinking about the real lessons in life instead of concentrating on who gets the TV
...and whats the lesson, a cheating whore gets her way. Nope. Lesson learned by DerCunt
Load More Replies...he didnt really need to cut all of those,he just need to save it i mean i think if tht guy/girl is cheating(i dont really know what is cheating beacause im still a nine-year old kid) they have a right the one who is not cheating to get the stuff because if you cut it it woud be better if you bring it so that you will not waste all those great stuff
Are you saying that to samantha iza? If so, I completely disagree. She/he expresses a very valid point that should not be criticized. Even if you think she/he IS a "stupid f**k" as you very clearly said, you should not be cursing so profusely on this (until now) kid-friendly sight. Come on! She/he is NINE YEARS OLD, give him/her a break!
Load More Replies...Doubt it... if there any they probably belong to the many men she was bedding down with.
Load More Replies...Wonder how he's managing that ebay account from jail? Yes, yes, it IS contempt of court to do this.
Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.
Load More Replies...Based on his level of spitefulness I understand why she cheated. This screams abusive control freak
So witty ... not so original...and not sane at all. One can see why his wife left.
well, well, well! he's just proven whatever point his wife was trying to make by cheating on him.
Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.
Load More Replies...Have you ever had an unfaithful wife who claims half of yout stuff?
Load More Replies...wow all of you are so serious. I think if I gave someone 12 years and they cheated I wouldn't give them half of my s**t either. She deserves this! If you want to leave, just leave, don't CHEAT!
As a giant "f**k you" to the cheating ex it's priceless, but ultimately he's just wasted hundreds of dollars. Also poor teddy bear.
remember when they wrote that he is German.. they don't use dollars.. -_-
Load More Replies...I like the way he expresses his anger on things, not people or animals. He is an extremely wise person. Looking back five years from this event, he'll be laughing his head off instead of something less fortunate...
He's quite skilled. I once heard a German sold his BMW with 50 euros, just so he can give 25 to his ex.
Thats what this guy should have done; sold everything for german pennies and given her half that amount
Load More Replies...Personally, I think the dining chairs are great! Perfect for a party of halfassed friends...
As a collector of Teddy bears, I feel bad for the teddy bear. He didn't do anything..
Good for him. Vented his rage in a controlled manner. Did not hurt anyone or anything.
I think this guy is great!! Wish I knew him when I was getting divorced.
This kind of behavior is actually quite abusive. I personally think it's wrong of you to share it.
Translation: No wonder his wife was a selfish piece of s**t. You must be a cheater to say something that stupid lol
Load More Replies...Ruining hundreds of dollars worth things so none of you can use it anymore and to make 'fun'.. yeah.. It was worth it.. I hope your ex wife will find somebody sane after you.
Do you have a friend or family who is sick?, Are you married without a child?, If you want promotion in your office, love spell to bring your lover, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, ex husband back, Gambling luck, Wealthy life spell, If you want to be famous, Politics spell, Protection, Money and Job spell. Below is her Email Address, Contact her for any situation you are in. Email: dromozusi@gmail.com WhatsApp: +254 798 852 326 IG: dr_omozusi_24 Twitter: DrOmozusi
Life is all about good and bad experience Life is all about good and bad experience. It was all good and lovely when i met joelly, she was a good business woman until things become rough for her and her business empire started liquidating. I was a very courageous and hardworking man so i decided to sell my inheritance to assist . We both struggle together and built the business world again. This time around the business was growing from strength to strength. I was surprise one Sunday evening when she came home with her secretary and told me that we cannot continue with this pretense called love. I was shocked and heart broken, i was in a friend, house for three weeks frustrated until i met Fernando my old friend at the supermarket, he directed to me to Dr saka. I contacted saka and he told me that Joelly was been manipulated by some spiritual power and he told me to provide some items which he is going to use to destroy the evil spirit. I never believe in voodoo but i had to give him
He really "John Denvered" the hell out of that stuff! Enjoy your half, skank.
Anyone else think she probably cheated on him because he was weird, hence why he did this?
I'm Mrs vanessa barry,From USA. I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also cant do with out there lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back from this spell caster..AND AGAIN I WILL WANT TO ALSO TELL ALL THAT THIS SPELL CASTER I WILL WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IS HARMLESS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECT, BUT TO RESTORE AND GIVE YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE, COS WHEN I MEET WITH THIS SPELL CASTER THAT WAS INTRODUCED TO ME BY THE WIFE OF MY BOSS IN MY WORKING PLACE, HE MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE CAN CAST SPELL ON SO MANY OTHER PROBLEMS EXCEPT IN GETTING YOUR EX OR MAKING YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU MORE THAT WILL SUITE YOU. Last 8 months ago, My lover was cheating on me and was not also give me the attention that a man should give to a woman,And really that was troubling my mind and tearing my heart apart to the extent that i was not concentrating in the office the way i use to before the brea
This is incredible!! I still imagine how lord aguma brought my husband back to me in just 3days. No one could have ever made me believe that there is a real spell caster that really work. My name is Helen from United States, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is lord aguma, He helped me recently to reunite my relationship with my husband who left me, When i contacted him, he cast a love spell for me and my husband who said he doesn't have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me. he is back now with so much love and caring. today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the powers of bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband. To anyone who is reading this article and needs any help, lord aguma can also offer any types of help like Reuniting of marriage and relationship, Curing of all types of Diseases, Court Cases, Pregnancy Spell, Spiritual protection
For the past 3 months now I have been looking for good and geniue spell to bring back my ex lover back and also help me to win lottery. and it has been a hard time for me finding the right place until I get in contact with Dr Alika who gave me powerful prayer and assured me that it will take two days before the spell will be effective, truly 2 days later, my Ex Lover rang me, i answered the call, he started apologizing, we are together Now. Thank you for making her to know that we are meet to be together and also making my dreams come true. And he did a spell that make me to win lottery. Please if any body needs LOVE SPELL,LOTTERY,PREGNANCY SPELL, DIVORCE SPELL, GET YOUR PARTNER. BACK AND MANY MORE YOU MAKE NEED. Email him now for your own help. lordalikaspelltemple@yahoo.co.uk or http://lordalikaspelltemp8.wix.com/http call him +2348072718865 All thanks goes to DR.Alika for the excessive work that he has done for me..
I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO
It was just a marketing strategy for a Legal Company http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33224187?ocid=socialflow_twitter
Honestly this is so childish. Yeah cheating sucks, yeah divorce sucks but seriously? You are an adult act like it. This is a complete waste and only adding to land fills since its all junk. Be an adult. Move on accept it is over dont act like a fool. I mean, this type of attitude is prolly what was driving the spouse away!
Wow that's really drastic! He was really hurt and it's her fault for cheating. It's just too bad they couldn't compromise,
"Thank you for the 12 years can stay with Laura, you really have earned your half." "(These things) can stay with greeting to my successor."
it was all cool until I saw the poor stuffed bear.... that was just... sad and sad and sadder
Childish, psychotic, bitter and peevish... Don't blame her for getting shut of him!
I wonder how he managed to cut the house in half?! - He probably is still working on it... ;-)
I wonder how he manages to cut the house?! He probably is still working on it :-)
I don't know which issue is most disturbing; the lack of forgiveness or the revenge.
Neither. Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: you don't get it your way
Load More Replies...yeah, take that piece of garbage, Earth! I am spoiled and I am cool and producing waste and most importantly NOT GIVING A F**K and cool obviously. - well I sympathize to the wife - living with a passive aggressive maniac who overacted in such a huge scale instead of thinking about the real lessons in life instead of concentrating on who gets the TV
...and whats the lesson, a cheating whore gets her way. Nope. Lesson learned by DerCunt
Load More Replies...he didnt really need to cut all of those,he just need to save it i mean i think if tht guy/girl is cheating(i dont really know what is cheating beacause im still a nine-year old kid) they have a right the one who is not cheating to get the stuff because if you cut it it woud be better if you bring it so that you will not waste all those great stuff
Are you saying that to samantha iza? If so, I completely disagree. She/he expresses a very valid point that should not be criticized. Even if you think she/he IS a "stupid f**k" as you very clearly said, you should not be cursing so profusely on this (until now) kid-friendly sight. Come on! She/he is NINE YEARS OLD, give him/her a break!
Load More Replies...Doubt it... if there any they probably belong to the many men she was bedding down with.
Load More Replies...Wonder how he's managing that ebay account from jail? Yes, yes, it IS contempt of court to do this.
Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.
Load More Replies...Based on his level of spitefulness I understand why she cheated. This screams abusive control freak
So witty ... not so original...and not sane at all. One can see why his wife left.
well, well, well! he's just proven whatever point his wife was trying to make by cheating on him.
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