Guy Wins Free Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn’t Take His Wife, Doesn’t Have Single Second Of Fun

Kevin Blandford, a 34-year-old telecomm worker from Kentucky, won a free trip to Puerto Rico but couldn’t take his wife, so he had the difficult challenge of showing her just how much fun he WASN’T having so that she wouldn’t be upset. That’s a tall order when you’re on a free tropical vacation, but he made it work with this silly image series.

As he revealed in comments on Reddit, his wife couldn’t join him because of their 7-month-old daughter, whom she was afraid to leave alone and couldn’t take with her. Oh well – it’s not like she missed anything, as he clearly didn’t have any fun at all whatsoever.

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Meet Kevin Blandford – he won a free trip to Puerto Rico but couldn’t take his wife

Guy Wins Free Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn't Take His Wife, Doesn't Have Single Second Of Fun

He “didn’t have a single second of fun”

Guy Wins Free Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn't Take His Wife, Doesn't Have Single Second Of Fun

His wife couldn’t join him because of their 7-month-old daughter

Guy Wins Free Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn't Take His Wife, Doesn't Have Single Second Of Fun

To make her feel better, he wanted to show her just how much fun he WASN’T having

Guy Wins Free Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn't Take His Wife, Doesn't Have Single Second Of Fun

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