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So you had a dream of becoming a famous chef, envisioning yourself pleasantly shocking everyone's tastebuds whenever they try a bite of your masterpieces.

One of your master plan steps was to get acknowledged by some already famous chef, and Gordon Ramsay's Twitter account was the one you chose. Despite knowing about his short temper and sharp, not always very tactful wit, you dared yourself to send him a pic of your delicatessen.

Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst, you finally got his reply. And by golly, if his remarks haven't shaken your big picture, you're just an inch away from your dream becoming a reality.

Gordon Ramsay is known for many things, but one thing he isn't known for is his aristocratic manners, made famous by his show called Kitchen Nightmares. And so when amateur chefs started tweeting him awfully funny photos of their very own culinary creations, nobody expected him to say anything particularly encouraging.

And as you can see from his tweets, the celebrity chef certainly didn't disappoint. Well, he didn't disappoint us, but we're pretty sure he's dashed the hopes of a whole bunch of people who were, until recently, convinced of their superior cooking abilities. Scroll down to see some of his hilariously funny tweets, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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#1

Chicken Pot Pie

Chicken Pot Pie

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Clara
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet he did it on purpose, seriously now

Jade Dawson
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8 years ago

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Nick Triantafyllidis
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, he didn't claim that HE made it from scratch.

J Brown
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fairly certain that's the joke, Ramsey.

Bobbi Newell
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bowl it's sitting in is a giveaway too. Congratulations, you've trolled Gordon Ramsay. Hurray.

Dono Bozz
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rivesh probabally wanted that reply

James Snodsmith
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now really, was that necessary? You need to insult the pie, because it looks like chicken POT pie.

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    #2

    Burned Steak

    Burned Steak

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smoke alarm died in the fire too...

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was just asking for it!

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please put it back on the grill just for a bit? I think I can still see some red in it! kthnx

    GlitterGlitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like the charred crisp but it has also been linked to cancer... the more you know...

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    #3

    School's Burger

    School's Burger

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    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eat this everyday? and no other choice?

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of the many joys of being in school. ~Eyeroll~

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably bad, even on prison standards

    Samantha Spalitta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for a wholesale food company. We are assigned contracts with schools and prisions. I can tell you right now we sell them both the same food

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not hard to believe. Prisonner eat so much better than many in canada

    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, my scholl was selling fruit salads for lunch. It looked completely ugly, and I tweeted it to Gordon. He has still yet to reply.

    Panic at Nabisco
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get lettuce on their burgers??? Honestly I'm lucky to get cheese on mine by the time I get to lunch

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't know you could tweet from prison!" - Gordon Ramsey

    Baskar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a poor guy like me it is a manna from heaven. I cherish to have one to eat. Where is the money to buy from Pizza Corner or KFC?

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't kids take their own lunch to school any more? Serious question.

    Panic at Nabisco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We mostly sleep in for 20 minutes instead of taking the time to pack lunch, because we're usually up until at least 12 am because of homework or insomnia from stress, and most of us get up around 5:30 am

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    #4

    Grandma's Food

    Grandma's Food

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a chef, he's a magician... he turned it from chicken to toast!

    Myriam Ickx
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You took the words out of my ... keyboard! A cremated rat.

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    Uni N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woa i though it burnt rat

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    #5

    Poached Egg Noodle Soup

    Poached Egg Noodle Soup

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cthulhu is rising from this soup

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be honest, I dont care if MY food is pretty, so long as it tastes good.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally the worst thing i have EVER seen.

    Myriam Ickx
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine how some people can be so delusional!

    Teleri Nyfain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it tasted wonderful. I really despise Gordan Ramsey, mind....

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    #6

    Shrimp And Rice

    Shrimp And Rice

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a buffet with scoop/ladle behind the plate?

    Pilar Covington
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks pretty good, especially the shrimp

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portion needs to be even smaller, so that it doesn't exist.

    [GMN] ON TAPE
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then u see the background and see he is in a buffet

    [GMN] ON TAPE
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then u see the background and see he is a t a buffet

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    #7

    Cinnamon Rolls

    Cinnamon Rolls

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    Skunk Drunk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...did he just say...not bad...

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes he did, man. he aint so bad, i heard. ps. nice username and pfp

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats @Xhakaed, you pleased Gordon Ramsay!

    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's as good as you can get from him !!!

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually he's pretty brutal, but he has (or he's been told he has to show) real...well, yeah, sometimes caring, but more nurturing to the trainees on the shows. not often, but I've seen it.

    Reni W.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening to the world??????

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope he keep that tweet

    Bird lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't go wrong with cinnamon rolls, unless they are burnt or poison.

    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probabally doesnt know he got it from a box

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    #8

    Vegetarian Taco

    Vegetarian Taco

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bit lame quote...it looks rather tasty.

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't invite me over to your house for a meal. ;-)

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    GlitterGlitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you eat a veggie taco on a flour tortilla? and who eats veggie soft tacos?

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks pretty good.

    Magdalena Giceva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaahahaha reaaally good judgment!! 😂😂

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what is SO bad about it. I mean, it is a little sloppy and I personally wouldn't eat it, but I know people who would.

    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasty, just not good enough...

    Elvy Tan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't he just give a constructive criticism?

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    #9

    Dessert

    Dessert

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    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desserts are actually very impressive!, but the squirt of fruit sauce really "screwed" it up lol.

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks pretty good, but yeah, what is that?

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that to a Crème brûlée? And who is capable of having that much sweets in one go?

    Shruti Naik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a perfect plate besides... 'that squirt'

    LivLlama
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it looks amazing, he was trying to find something to troll on! Great job, my mouth is watering!

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    #10

    BBQ Beef Burger

    BBQ Beef Burger

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    Maria Facun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely road kill. Look at the tire tracks.

    Uni N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bhaha everyone through it was Road kill for sure

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    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a mexicano. a snack well known in belgium/netherlands (https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicano

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, and this also confirms my suspicions that it is not safe to send him pictures of anything but school food.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anything isn't safe, it's that disgrace being served in schools as "food"! I wouldn't feed that to my dog (not that I have a dog...)

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    Povilas Leipus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean a s****y piece of meat between two buns? not even a lettuce or tomato? you would probably be better off eating at a homeless shelter...

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schools feed kids this way because they are ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT! Parents: you HAVE CONTROL over this, speak up!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, parents have control over this?!?! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

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    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BBQ Burger, that looks more of an IDIOT SANDWICH

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your own food to school. Please.

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    #11

    Spaghetti Arrabbiata

    Spaghetti Arrabbiata

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    Tanya Playle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just actually made me bust out laughing.

    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darren, its called spagetti

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I would have said it if Gord hadn't.

    Adam Holmes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahaha, but he must've complimented it and this was his follow up comment hence the Ps

    #12

    Scottish Breakfast

    Scottish Breakfast

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is exactly how a Scottish breakfast SHOULD look. :-D I think, this is actually a compliment

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me that just shows that Scottish breakfast is horrible.

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    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fat man's diet on a plate!

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buffalo penis, radioactive yolk, and beetle eggs. MMMMM, mah favorite.

    Layla Rose Muhaw
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    8 years ago

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    Why are the beans orange and what is the black thing under heaven knows what?

    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    black pudding. look it up, then regret it.

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    #13

    Chocolate Chip Cookies

    Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't look quite right to me. I actually think they look more like the tops of blueberry muffins than cookies

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're overdone Pillsbury refrigerated.

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    Bird lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be a bit less smooth if they are chocolate chip... or Mabey it's just my recipe.

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O' Man, I must think like Gordon Ramsey, because my answer was 100 percent the same. I thought basic, then scrolled down to see it.

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    #14

    Homemade Cake

    Homemade Cake

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    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she shouldn't have thanked him so soon.

    Ashley Kate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hate, but it disturbs me that there is a space in front of the question mark.

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... the strawberries look delicious.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cake has sunk so badly, James Cameron wants to make a film about it.

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what I would definitely buy it for myself if sold! Looks so so tasty!

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't drop it. She skipped the step where you're supposed to grease the pans -- or she only used spray (which works in a frying pan but not baking).

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    #15

    Chicken And Waffles

    Chicken And Waffles

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken on waffles? Just why?

    WaffleWarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America it's delicious. The waffles are crispy, the syrup is sweet, and the chicken adds some crunch and salt to it. Seriously, try it. You might be surprised. :)

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    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waffles with chicken? never thought of mixing these...

    MadamButterfly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken on waffles???? Why??? What happened to ice cream on waffles??

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have NEVER understood, that whole chicken and waffle thing!

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The situation in the kitchen is so terrible that it from 'batter to waffle.'

    Uni N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bhahaha wasn't ice cream? if chicken heck it doesn't look

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend chicken on waffles with syrup (or gravy, nothing surprises me in this picture anymore)...? I thought people in Syria and South Sudan were dealing with big problems, but @philldiianni has got some serious issues!

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW HAVE MOST OF YALL NEVER HAD CHICKEN AND WAFFLES??

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the edge of the waffle

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    #16

    Late Night Omelette

    Late Night Omelette

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes what goes down also comes up.

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but it looks like he juiced and egg then three tomato bits on it

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an omelette, that's what came up and landed ON TOP of the potato grease that he calls and omelette.

    Pablin Mendez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His answer are killing me! Ahahaha

    Mark Kovach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon nailed my first thought. This looks like it''s made a round though the stomach already.

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    #17

    Cauliflower Pizza

    Cauliflower Pizza

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop cooking. It's why you are alone.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon is right here. Chicken looks dry, is that pepperoni?, cauliflower is where?? -- what a 'mutt' pizza!

    Gemma Weirs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the cauliflower? lol

    POWERPUFF GRRLZ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a cauliflower crust (which is seriously a thing that health freaks do)

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    Elvy Tan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She actually needs a good camera & lighting

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    #18

    Pink Cake

    Pink Cake

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    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was until I read the tweet!! Hahaha

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    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The table cloth, ha ha! Gordon, plz follow my twitter at @ChadtronicThe

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It burns, like the inside of your cake.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's boring though, looks delicious, but it also looks boring

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the cake? All I see is some pink pudding put in the shape of a heart

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    #19

    Fajitas And Guac

    Fajitas And Guac

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i though that your dog eat your plate and got sick from it

    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a banana on the side

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I thought the cat threw up!

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Gordon was too easy on her.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think fajitas are actually, you know, HOT?!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might make the person feel worse but once my dog stole a fajita off the table. That looks a lot like the vomit only slightly less digested...

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    #20

    Plate Of Edible Things

    Plate Of Edible Things

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumpster-diving special of the day.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this answer makes my day

    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roast beef in the top left looks like a gulping goldfish

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha you are so right! Nemo grasping for air

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    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we found Van Gogh's ear ladies and gentlemen, on the left side of the plate. On the top right side of the plate: a pig snout. Nope, you can't unsee it.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are both failed popovers. The batter was too thin. Pigs have two nostrils like us.

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    moonsong23
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While these are all funny, that actually looks really good. If you want to see some real fails look at the bored panda slideshow of kitchen fails.

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you eat sushi, that meat is raw and the plates has more blood in it than meat, no thanks.

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    Z
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those two.... Things... between the potato and the yorkshire pudding?

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is good, but I do have to agree with Gordon here. What is it??

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from those brain-ball things, and maybe overcooked carrots, this looks great.

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    #21

    Potato Wedges

    Potato Wedges

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    Clara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a student and i totally dig that,

    Maria Bendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAit a minute. That was rather genuine.... O_o

    Adam Holmes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would need about 10 of these to fill me up haha

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon's question of 'are you a student' must be literal - as in are you a culinary school student. This is an unusual food combination; they may have been asked to focus on presentation of basic (low cost) food.

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    avocado and thick french fires.. huh

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    That's not for eating, that's a replica of the ying-yang made out of food

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    #22

    Noodles And Egg

    Noodles And Egg

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    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your boyfriend that sometimes dreams don't come true

    Qianyi Chua
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's definitely not her boyfriend 😂 and I'm pretty sure his dream isn't to win hell's kitchen

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    Lexis Skiles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all that's not her boyfriend, that is a Korean celebrity...

    Alexandra Rosario Prieto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever said that, she knows that BTS' Jin is NOT her boyfriend..hmm..she should've known better than making GR stomp all over Jin's cooking..

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who's that Jin person?

    don't mind me pls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a korean idol. the band is called bts, check them out <3

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    Vicky Sama
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol an A.R.M.Y spotted xD Jin <3

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    #23

    Steak

    Steak

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    tara hasani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a crime against food !

    Panpan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. That was the first thing I noticed.

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    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its properly spelled Ghandi, gordon.

    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is even dryer and older than Gandi's flip flops.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lisa-Marie Saunders: I don't believe 'Gandy' is the correct spelling. I was making a (lame) joke. Sorry if it offended you.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how Stonehenge was built! With big bloody forks!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon can't spell, or type

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    #24

    Breakfast Choices

    Breakfast Choices

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not eat there altogether.

    Joan Nene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks good why tf Gordon Ramsay judges jealous ik

    JL Lucaban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lighting is just so bad. I thought it was a murder scene.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Or that thing up above this...somewhere.

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    #25

    Scrambled Eggs

    Scrambled Eggs

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    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait- those are eggs? I thought it was a fajita!

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it looks like when I try to cook an omelette and fail at flipping it.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's how you get food poisoning!

    Jeremy Koster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't really "cook" scrambled eggs after all... you scramble them :') Maybe that's been his problem

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't chicken and -- for some reason -- peaches? I don't have the recipe but the colors are washed out enough to look like it.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's so, chunky! And it doesn't look fluffy or light

    Enea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, oh why do people put ketchup and/or tabasco on everything? Is it tought to be a special indicator of quality to achieve unifomity of taste?!

    bork_laser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone knows scrambled eggs are supposed to be cooked in bacon grease

    bork_laser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and topped with gravy made from the same bacon grease. with bacon.

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    #26

    Buzz Lightyear Cake

    Buzz Lightyear Cake

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decoration alone would keep me away!

    Sam Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could scare small children!

    turtle mama
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol also that thing looks like it would murder you in your sleep.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's very scary, I don't know if that's a compliment

    Dono Bozz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzz lightyear srsly can thes get worse

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to run away, "to infinity, AND BEYOND!"

    SujiTh SaSi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't want a cake of that sort for my 3rd birthday

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    #27

    Fish Fingers And Beans

    Fish Fingers And Beans

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    WaffleWarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's getting the bread soggy! Nooooooo! 😣

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sick too. That's frozen french fries, frozen fish sticks, with can beans. Barf

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me for asking, but how do you know it is the ingredients are frozen/canned? I am not a professional chef and I don't know, could you answer that for the people who are curious?

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is the meat from the Mesozoic or Medieval era?

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I kinda feel nauseous just looking at it.... Baked beans, mozzarella cheese/fish sticks, and french fries? All together? no thanks.

    JL Lucaban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Entomophobia just acted up when I saw this, and I think I just got Vermiphobia...

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fish fingers with baked beans. bleh.

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    #28

    Burgers And Chips

    Burgers And Chips

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    Venera Gashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Ashley Kate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes did someone steel his steel burger?

    MissJen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This friggin guy has me rolling

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the beef? -Wendy's

    Mark Kovach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still on the grill so I took a photo of the buns.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the pork 'n' beans in these posts? Beans' okay, but those?

    Nani Benkh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

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    #29

    Dinner Plate

    Dinner Plate

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    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the steak looks older than you be like:

    Mark Kovach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry steak, dry over cooked potatoes and dry broccoli. Beef is not what's for dinner tonight.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad. The eye of round steak is too lean to serve well done. Actually any steak should be served no more than medium rare. Taters need some oil all through the roasting process. Parboil (add a spoon of baking SODA (not baking powder) until just tender first.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The steak looks dry, and what's up with those bull testicles on the potatoes?

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    #30

    Nachos

    Nachos

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    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just don't let the Catholic Church see this. Never. Uh-uh. Nope.

    Mark Kovach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmmm I had to turn the photo sideways just to figure out what it is. Lettuce on Nachos? sorry no.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why put a S in nachos?

    #31

    Chicken Breast

    Chicken Breast

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was how juicy the chicken looks. Lol, I certainly won't be sending pics of my cooking to Gordon Ramsay!

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With slimy, overcooked spinach!

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the lightest way of eating this much chicken I think... F.ck Gordon, this seems good to me

    Layla Rose Muhaw
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    8 years ago

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    Gordon is being horrible to people just for good ratings don't you think?

    #32

    Ketchup Pasta

    Ketchup Pasta

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    Daniel Lo Nigro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... why would someone even put ketchup on pasta? As someone from an Italian family, I'm offended by this.

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there's nothing else? Tax paying makes this harder for people from other countries :)

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    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY would you even put ketchup on that

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hellion puts ketchup on pasta?

    Ale Rumba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who does this should perish by the hands of an italian grandmother. KETCHUP ON PIZZA E PASTA IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMAN EVOLUTION STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ale Rumba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes yes , try to do that in front of an Italian grandmother and you will die. IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMAN EVOLUTION TO PUT KETCHUP ON PASTA OR PIZZA, PLEASE STOP IT.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His answer should have just been 'No.'

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dog wouldn't eat it, it must be bad

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    #33

    Dinner Plate

    Dinner Plate

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    Lili Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hours?! What took so long to make?? Canned or frozen peas, plastic looking eggs, frozen fries thrown in oven, a slice of pineaple from a can over a slice of ham... Geez... hours?

    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie Hunter, that dish is made of cake fondant.

    Mollie Leigh Copeland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how those chips are microwave chips. "Hours" my a*s.

    LivLlama
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is getting just mean...

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You undercooked the peas, and overcooked everything else.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell were you doing all those hours? Not "slaving" over a slice of ham, fries and a slice of pineapple, that's a fifteen minute meal -- and I'm 69 and disabled.

    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slaved for hours... That's how long she cooked the eggs... Lol

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    #34

    Breakfast

    Breakfast

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    Lauren Raithel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks class, I miss Scottish breakfasts :(

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT's what you guys eat for BREAKFAST!?😱

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are proud of this plate of sh!t, your standards are pretty low.

    #35

    Burned Toast

    Burned Toast

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    Lutz Wong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this person try to toast the bread with a blowtorch?!

    Darren Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, even new glasses can't help with this guy's pair of new one's.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, what did you use? Flamethrower, or the surface of the sun?

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CHARRED IT.... its almost black lmfao

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really felt you needed his opinion? Really?

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I accidentally did this to my dad's toast. It can be saved if you use LOTS of jelly.

    #36

    Steak And Potatoes

    Steak And Potatoes

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    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like you tried chewing..chewing...chewing and then gave up and spat it out

    Paula Bogomolova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    undercooked and overcooked at the same time

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the steak mooing because it is so raw....

    Santiago Suarez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the idea of cooking is to actually cook the food

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like your mom cut your meat for you.

    Maria Bendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still bleeding EVERYWHERE. Kill it with FIRE

    Panda Man
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That steak is SO RAW, DO U HAVE EYES?

    Barbara Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously if you're going to send a picture to Gordon Ramsay, don't cut the steak to bits! Should have left it alone, with one cut down the center to show the inside. The mashed potato looks like made from scratch which is nice, but the steak (from what I can see of the outside) looks like it wasn't even seasoned.

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    #37

    Empanadas

    Empanadas

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    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are empanadas?

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ate most of it? Next time take picture before eating 4/5th's of the plate.

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    #38

    A Sorry Cake

    A Sorry Cake

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    #39

    Fish And Chips

    Fish And Chips

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    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh the "fam" thing is so annoying

    Panpan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why's it sitting on a newspaper?

    David Jeremy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish & chips was traditionally served wrapped in newspaper in the UK in chip shops (not these days, but common up till the 80s)

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soggy, overcooked, and you didn't even make it.

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its supposed to be tartar sauce... I've never seen tartar sauce or whatever sauce that is so oily... ugh

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    #40

    Vegan Mac & Cheese

    Vegan Mac & Cheese

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    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really don't see how you could be vegan

    Lindsay Nicely
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had really good vegan mac&cheese. That being said, it didn't taste like mac&cheese.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not vegan if it has cheese, you f*ck!ng donut.

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! You dropped your pretzels in the custard!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I have eaten vegan mac 'n cheese and it wasn't as good as regular, but it definitely wasn't like that

    Lutz Wong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I attempt to make vegan food: it can be so much better than the horror of this pic. I rate it a "NOOOOOO(!)".

    BlueEyedBadess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm not vegan store bought Mac and cheese is better

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    #41

    Doubtful Follower

    Doubtful Follower

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    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see the little check next to his name?

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    #42

    Cheese Sandwich

    Cheese Sandwich

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    Layla Rose Muhaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, that guy just wanted attention, second of all, what is even between those slices of bread?

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese loaf. Looks about 4 lbs. Some grocery stores sell those. And yeah, he wanted to be trolled. :)

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that you're supposed to put something other than cheese in between the bread.

    Ashley Kate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look carefully the plastic isn't even off lmao

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    #43

    Fried Chicken Wrap

    Fried Chicken Wrap

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    #44

    Alaskan Pollock Fillet

    Alaskan Pollock Fillet

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    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish finger sandwich and mushy pea's haha

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh! I'm so sorry, I swear I would never let my dog poop on people's plates, she must have escaped my attention for a minute, so, so sorry.

    Chelsea Lothrop
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Grinch threw up on his plate...

    #45

    Mushroom Omelettes

    Mushroom Omelettes

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    Barbara Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a first try, I think that looks pretty good! Egg consistency looks nice, the fold needs work but yeah, looks nice. Also, mushrooms need a little prep before you just sling them in there. Sautee them with some onions or something, those look fresh out of a can.

    Lindsay Nicely
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skip the canned mushrooms altogether. Fresh are so easy to cook.

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    Lutz Wong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "omelette" like overcooked eggs!

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    #46

    Breakfast Plate

    Breakfast Plate

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    V.T. Proto
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try not to menstruate on the plate next time, idiot.

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    #47

    Pork Pies

    Pork Pies

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    #48

    Filet Mignon

    Filet Mignon

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I read it I had no idea what it was at all

    Melissa Boone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those asparagus tips are edible?

    Jelle Kuipers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top part of the asparagus is the best part, the bottom is al stringy and woody......tip to see which part is edible..take the asparagus in both hand and gently try to break them....from the breaking point to the top is yummy....the rest waste.

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    Chris Shelton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filet mignon day??? Is that a thing?

    #49

    A Pancake

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    Lutz Wong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a bubbling chemical reaction! How is it even a solid?!

    yulia missy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but my teeth so tickle when i see the texture, i don't know why.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's a pancake? I thought you burned a jellyfish!

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are trying to put it out of its misery. Look how Mach syrup is on there

    Sjur Vaage
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Looks like a normal pancake to me.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they tried toasting a sheet of Parmesan...

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    #50

    Bomblitte

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    Lutz Wong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far every pic of eggs I've seen in this article/slideshow has been overcooked.

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    #51

    Chicken Empanadas

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    Stuffed Chicken

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    Devil Kitty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a picture of Louis Tomlinson?

    La
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Badass kitchen for someone just starting to cook.

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD haters gonna hate, potatoes going to potate~!

    Randi Bame-Garren
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @gordonramsay you spelt potato wrong..

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking makes the boy excited!

    #53

    Burger

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    Ivana Matic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there grass in this burger

    Sara Otterstätter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Rucola. Some years ago, everyone and their mum threw Rucola into salads, Pizza, Burgers.... It's not bad, if you like a more stronger, slightly bitter taste.... But yeah, it does actually look like small Dandelion leaves.

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    Mark Kovach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a green spider is crawling on the right side of that potato salad.

    JHD
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks delicious to me

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    #54

    Shepherd's Pie

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    #56

    Breaded Chicken

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    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😏😏🍆💦??? idk tho. just looks like mayo to me. but is it? Mato or not mayo? that is the question.

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    Anne Wild
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your bf honored you with cooking your meal, thank it to God, but do not ask critique on his first attept. I am sure your first attempt wasn't better. (Actually, I think it looks nice.)

    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really good for the first time cooking!

    Ivana Matic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any salad in that plate,only grass....

    #57

    Fake Pork Roast

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    #58

    Homemade Hummus

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    #59

    Chucky Eggs

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    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain to me what chucky eggs are???

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    You need to Chucky yourself off a bridge

    #60

    Scrambled Eggs

    Scrambled Eggs

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