She's right ❤️

You will make me cry... but in a good way. I remember to be loved like that, and was super! n_n

i wish everyone could get someone who loves them like this, everyone in the world will be happy.

i can relate, totally would sleep through earthquake, new year fireworks, etc.

I love it that it's so much loved it started to fall apart

i love the steam from the cups

This...is my marriage.

baby don't hurt me... no more... ♫♪

Superfart! LOL

*¬* drooling face

That's a great way to be old!

I liked this one

The squirrel! Poor lil guy

14 hugs per day for good health!

I hope that underwear is clean

Smart guy. Thinking outside the box

The girl is me every morning

So cute :3

The picture on the wall

Bed head

...as her cutness gets sucked away...

Where's their mug of cocoa??

The logo on the laptop is <3

I get that this is a joke & your wife isn't actually crazy, but obsessed controller girlfriends are abusive. If your partner seriously gets upset when you go anywhere without them, run. Run fast.

LOL!!!

Half of my body heat is hers by law...

My wife claims she hates scary movies but then always watches them during the day time. Then when she thinks she hers something at night I have to go look. She says the curious person always gets stabbed first while the others run out. Makes me feel better lol.

someone who's literally named "Boo" is chickening out from a ghost, but that's none of my business

I wear the hot pants in my relationship.... wait... that didn't sound right...

The pic on the wall though xD