This is honor.

At least the gorillas are getting smarter as we get dumber. I wonder when we intersect?

Protect this man at all costs

THIS? THIS IS AMAZING. BEST THING IN THE WORLD 10/10

Yes! Replace Star Wars 7-9 with muppet Star Wars. The Frog Awakens, the Last Piggy and the Rise of Gonzo.

I would be happy to sit by this child at dinner

I love subliminal theories!

you made every british person cringe we started a war with you over tea before

Up vote for the Keshound!

I'm a Southern Christian woman and I'm straight stealing this

Australia here, we messed up big time having our winter in July. Now we celebrate Christmas in July and Summer Christmas

Upvote for Street Fighter

This is heartbreaking. I am glad i live in a country where people have to pay exactly 0 for their insulin. Yeah yeah "but free healthcare isn't really free, you pay it with your taxes" and i am damn HAPPY we do, so people who need life saving meds don't just DIE.

i love this all these are now canon all those in favour

Ha, serves her right!

During WW2, in North Africa, the British were due to move on from a port town, and the Americans were to move into that town after them. A British officer, not keen on Americans, would round up a truckload of local kids, take them to the outskirts, pay them a few pennies each, and teach them English phrases. When the Americans arrived, they were not greeted by the cheers and salutations they expected, but by a barrage of insults, of which 'you lousy Yankee bastard' was probably the least offensive.

You don't know? I think all the other dads (fixed for Adrian so he doesn't have an aneurysm) have to send him their #1 Dad s**t now.

Would you pain a King with pimples or leave them out? One road leads to a life in luxury and the other one leads to the executioner.

Buried memory uncovered. Mable Mable strong and able get your elbows off the table.

with all your traits combined, I am Captain Old

My old person trait is that women's pants should have pockets you can actually fit your whole hand in.

My other old person trait is purchasing software and expecting it to work cross-platform cross-device in perpetuity sans subscription fees.

My old person trait is that I believe a smart TV's remote control should not require software updates, let alone ones that I'm required to activate. I did not turn on my TV to update my remote control. I turned on my TV to "watch" The Office again.

Or navigate a labyrinth of menus that never address your actual issue.

My old person trait is not having to text, email or dm to ask if I can call your business.

all of this will exist again.. Admiral Old

Major General Old Person reporting for duty ( if 30-40 can be counted as old)!

The four oldmen of the elepocalypse.

all of these are true!

All of this and more.

All of these need to be true again.

My old person trait is to want a physical menu, not a bloody QR code that I have to stare at my phone instead of talking to my friends!

My old person trait is when I call my pet Tyrannosaurus Rex he will always come running to me. I'm very old.

My old person trait is when I make a purchase, and usually at a self checkout, or I thank the cashier, I am finished with the transaction. I don't need any follow up on how's my new vacuum, how was my burger, did I enjoy the movie.... enough with all the feel good stuff.

My old person trait is that old people complain over coffee in person instead of the internet

Here's your phone tree "hack" ...just repeat "fück you" over and over. Saying "representative" doesn't seem to work anymore to get past the bots. Cussing a blue streak? Works every fücking time.

This is awesome. PVP Online did a similar strip. His buddies changed his screen name to something like pink-snuggly-bear. He ended up keeping it for all the log entries across players saying something like "xXxMurderMaster69xXx was killed by pink-snuggly-bear".

Thomas More said very much the same thing, in 'A Man For All Seasons'.

Upvote for XKCD/What If!

You probably met the Doctor.

This is the very definition of "non-place" as defined by Marc Augé in the late '90s, a fascinating concept. Those are not places where anyone *live*, people just pass through in anonymity, without meaningful interactions and without building social networks or memories. The lack of experiential constructs deprives the places of "historical sense", making them timeless (in a "temporally undetermined" sense, non as in "eternal"). It's a concept very well known in architecture, it is basically a mandatory reading.

We aren't different species, we don't even have races, we are just humans with differentlevels of pigmentation, as boring as that. We aren't cats.

Love the buffy reference

Munching on mummies is also no longer an option

That poor baby. Get out of his stadium, people.

I prefer to avoid killing almost any non-hostile npc. Sometimes even avoid throwing explosives at perfectly grouped bunch of foes if there's some innosent tiny vacuum cleaner robot slowly doing its job near them. However, if some a*s npc scratches my vehicle or says any rude word to me or my teammate, I'd hunt it over the whole map.

They are not wrong. I have so many brands I'd never buy because of a single annoying ad, but few to no products I bought after seeing a good ad.

Ding dong, the witch is dead! 🎶🎵