THIS! I can get behind this!

Save for the upcoming bitcoin launch in 4 years time. Get as much as possible when they are dollar for dollar to buy and before all the scammers catch on, then guard that wallet with my life.

As soon as I walk through the door.

I support this 100000000%.

A good reason to probably buy a Volvo. I can't afford it though but it's a nice thought.

Brilliant 🤣

Loved the bloopers on Monsters Inc.

For the people below me, who are saying 'No one is that stupid.', get a job where you have to deal with the general intelligence of people day to day. Everyone is that stupid, trust me.

Yep, and we love him to bits!

Technically that's most of my life, but especially at least the first half of this year, when I was ignoring a fibromyalgia flare up.

Not a Knight Templar so no arrests here

Sums up my day perfectly

Providing "daytime" starting no early than 10am or "nighttime" finished before 9pm

Food and utilities are a 'spending habit'? Damn, I thought they were necessities...

Wait for January and February, it is the economic dead zone, that's when real specials come through.

All the time.

initiate golf announcer voice

My bank account tells me to temporarily die, too 😬

or a better joke.

Ouch. I remember interviewing my dad about JFK's assassination.

And all over again in the nursery home...

I think Australia did just that.

That will be me. No fuss,no nonsense. Just here today, gone tomorrow.

I've started doing reviews because I was exactly the same lol

LOUDER!! 👍👍👍 (tbh, I'm so fed up by documentaries that portray some person "living life to the fullest" while they act extremely reckless and endanger / kill themselves out of stupidity. People, listen to what locals advise you! )

I've always dreamed of a climate that has 1-2 weeks of cold and snow for the holidays, 1-2 weeks of heat at midsummer, and everything else is spring and autumn. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that not only does that not exist on Earth, it's just not a way planetary rotation could conceivably work anywhere else.

That's what the "unsubscribe" button is for.

Well, that's if you're in the US

Solves the issue of which car is parked in in the morning

When I can't sleep because of anxiety, watching those mixing paints/slime/clay/sand videos relaxes me like nothing else, five minutes of those and I'm out like a light

"The lord said thee should feast and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas..."

sad but true. US companies expect you to have your cell phone on when on vacation. have refused to accept a work cellphone as my name is not on the front of the bldg where I work let someone else worry about it. My boss vacations at a cabin in the woods with no Wifi

Damn, looks like a ton of parasites.

i'm having a very hard time explaining this to management at work. they do not understand why no one under 40 is interested in management positions or career development or things like that, and i cannot make them understand that we literally cannot see the point. the pay is not high enough to compensate for the additional work and stress and no one expects anything to improve ever. like at all. not in work. not in life. there is literally no motivation to take on more stress. we do not expect good things to happen.

this is funny every time

Unfortunately it was me.

I got altoids and lip gloss

Strategy

Then you have to learn how to do it because everyone else uses it.

A is for Apple, B is for bed, C is for the crown you wear on your head...

Disgruntled alien?

I just watched a good Aussie show about new evidence coming to light about a murder, when a time capsule was opened 20-30 years later. I can't remember the title though.

This is the reason why I don't carry cash unless I'm on vacation.

"Tough crowd."

Is it just me but I fell like I’m 738282 years old knowing that Kurt Cobain « is » a GRAND-parent??!

The sun had sunk out of sight by 3PM here yesterday (today it's raining so no sun at all). I live in a house surrounded by too many tall buildings. And also in Canada.

I work from home. I can try that excuse but I likely won’t believe myself.

If you call me but you're still talking to someone in the background and a second passes after hello, I'm done. Also, after hello...hello...hang up with no reply.

Same shįt, different day.