THIS! I can get behind this!

Save for the upcoming bitcoin launch in 4 years time. Get as much as possible when they are dollar for dollar to buy and before all the scammers catch on, then guard that wallet with my life.

As soon as I walk through the door.

A good reason to probably buy a Volvo. I can't afford it though but it's a nice thought.

For the people below me, who are saying 'No one is that stupid.', get a job where you have to deal with the general intelligence of people day to day. Everyone is that stupid, trust me.

Loved the bloopers on Monsters Inc.

Brilliant 🤣

I support this 100000000%.

Not a Knight Templar so no arrests here

Technically that's most of my life, but especially at least the first half of this year, when I was ignoring a fibromyalgia flare up.

Providing "daytime" starting no early than 10am or "nighttime" finished before 9pm

Yep, and we love him to bits!

Wait for January and February, it is the economic dead zone, that's when real specials come through.

Sums up my day perfectly

Food and utilities are a 'spending habit'? Damn, I thought they were necessities...

initiate golf announcer voice

And all over again in the nursery home...

All the time.

My bank account tells me to temporarily die, too 😬

or a better joke.

Ouch. I remember interviewing my dad about JFK's assassination.

That will be me. No fuss,no nonsense. Just here today, gone tomorrow.

There will be a big fanfare when the ambulance shows up to get me after my heart attack. Since I will have to work until I die.

I almost did this. When the new financial advisor told me "You can retire today," my first words were, "You mean I don't have to go back?" "Most people would give 2 weeks notice." "Right, right. I knew that."

When I retired I gave 2 weeks notice. They couldn't find anyone to replace me, and all I did was clean up. Considering McD's was paying $3/hr more for much easier work, I don't wonder why.

I aspire to this.

I am planning this exact exit from my current job of over 30 years.

Me, too. Won't be too long from now.

'Irish Goodbye'.

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No handover? Cool, be a selfish b***h for clout.

I've always dreamed of a climate that has 1-2 weeks of cold and snow for the holidays, 1-2 weeks of heat at midsummer, and everything else is spring and autumn. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that not only does that not exist on Earth, it's just not a way planetary rotation could conceivably work anywhere else.

I think Australia did just that.

That's what the "unsubscribe" button is for.

LOUDER!! 👍👍👍 (tbh, I'm so fed up by documentaries that portray some person "living life to the fullest" while they act extremely reckless and endanger / kill themselves out of stupidity. People, listen to what locals advise you! )

I've started doing reviews because I was exactly the same lol

Solves the issue of which car is parked in in the morning

Well, that's if you're in the US

When I can't sleep because of anxiety, watching those mixing paints/slime/clay/sand videos relaxes me like nothing else, five minutes of those and I'm out like a light

"The lord said thee should feast and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas..."

sad but true. US companies expect you to have your cell phone on when on vacation. have refused to accept a work cellphone as my name is not on the front of the bldg where I work let someone else worry about it. My boss vacations at a cabin in the woods with no Wifi

Unfortunately it was me.

Damn, looks like a ton of parasites.

i'm having a very hard time explaining this to management at work. they do not understand why no one under 40 is interested in management positions or career development or things like that, and i cannot make them understand that we literally cannot see the point. the pay is not high enough to compensate for the additional work and stress and no one expects anything to improve ever. like at all. not in work. not in life. there is literally no motivation to take on more stress. we do not expect good things to happen.

This is the reason why I don't carry cash unless I'm on vacation.

this is funny every time

Disgruntled alien?

A is for Apple, B is for bed, C is for the crown you wear on your head...

I just watched a good Aussie show about new evidence coming to light about a murder, when a time capsule was opened 20-30 years later. I can't remember the title though.

Then you have to learn how to do it because everyone else uses it.

Is it just me but I fell like I’m 738282 years old knowing that Kurt Cobain « is » a GRAND-parent??!

"Tough crowd."

I got altoids and lip gloss

Same shįt, different day.