THIS! I can get behind this!

Save for the upcoming bitcoin launch in 4 years time. Get as much as possible when they are dollar for dollar to buy and before all the scammers catch on, then guard that wallet with my life.

As soon as I walk through the door.

A good reason to probably buy a Volvo. I can't afford it though but it's a nice thought.

Brilliant 🤣

Loved the bloopers on Monsters Inc.

I support this 100000000%.

Yep, and we love him to bits!

For the people below me, who are saying 'No one is that stupid.', get a job where you have to deal with the general intelligence of people day to day. Everyone is that stupid, trust me.

Technically that's most of my life, but especially at least the first half of this year, when I was ignoring a fibromyalgia flare up.

They hit my check engine light before I even had sentience. Intersex "corrective" surgery does a lot of damage...

Every. Single. Day.

My body is a car registered in Ohio.

If it’s not blinking & there are no flames, everything is still fine.

After 77 years of experience I can it's called old age

All the time. I'm over 60, not retired, and live in the U.S.

Food and utilities are a 'spending habit'? Damn, I thought they were necessities...

Sums up my day perfectly

Not a Knight Templar so no arrests here

Providing "daytime" starting no early than 10am or "nighttime" finished before 9pm

Wait for January and February, it is the economic dead zone, that's when real specials come through.

My bank account tells me to temporarily die, too 😬

or a better joke.

Ouch. I remember interviewing my dad about JFK's assassination.

All the time.

And all over again in the nursery home...

initiate golf announcer voice

I think Australia did just that.

That will be me. No fuss,no nonsense. Just here today, gone tomorrow.

LOUDER!! 👍👍👍 (tbh, I'm so fed up by documentaries that portray some person "living life to the fullest" while they act extremely reckless and endanger / kill themselves out of stupidity. People, listen to what locals advise you! )

I've started doing reviews because I was exactly the same lol

I've always dreamed of a climate that has 1-2 weeks of cold and snow for the holidays, 1-2 weeks of heat at midsummer, and everything else is spring and autumn. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that not only does that not exist on Earth, it's just not a way planetary rotation could conceivably work anywhere else.

Well, that's if you're in the US

That's what the "unsubscribe" button is for.

When I can't sleep because of anxiety, watching those mixing paints/slime/clay/sand videos relaxes me like nothing else, five minutes of those and I'm out like a light

Solves the issue of which car is parked in in the morning

Damn, looks like a ton of parasites.

"The lord said thee should feast and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas..."

sad but true. US companies expect you to have your cell phone on when on vacation. have refused to accept a work cellphone as my name is not on the front of the bldg where I work let someone else worry about it. My boss vacations at a cabin in the woods with no Wifi

i'm having a very hard time explaining this to management at work. they do not understand why no one under 40 is interested in management positions or career development or things like that, and i cannot make them understand that we literally cannot see the point. the pay is not high enough to compensate for the additional work and stress and no one expects anything to improve ever. like at all. not in work. not in life. there is literally no motivation to take on more stress. we do not expect good things to happen.

Strategy

Unfortunately it was me.

A is for Apple, B is for bed, C is for the crown you wear on your head...

I got altoids and lip gloss

this is funny every time

Disgruntled alien?

Then you have to learn how to do it because everyone else uses it.

"Tough crowd."

I just watched a good Aussie show about new evidence coming to light about a murder, when a time capsule was opened 20-30 years later. I can't remember the title though.

This is the reason why I don't carry cash unless I'm on vacation.

The sun had sunk out of sight by 3PM here yesterday (today it's raining so no sun at all). I live in a house surrounded by too many tall buildings. And also in Canada.

Is it just me but I fell like I’m 738282 years old knowing that Kurt Cobain « is » a GRAND-parent??!

I work from home. I can try that excuse but I likely won’t believe myself.

If you call me but you're still talking to someone in the background and a second passes after hello, I'm done. Also, after hello...hello...hang up with no reply.