can't they hear?

Uh, oh! What did Gran put in there? Maybe that's why people get sleepy after eating turkey.

Give me animals all day, i will sit with the dogs.

Visiting relatives during the holidays, reminds you of why you don't visit them the rest of the year.

My cat when she hears fireworks and firecrackers until about an hour after they stop

Invite your girlfriends over. Yeah, he finally left. Let's get hammered. Eggnog for everyone.

In my family we give to charity in each other's names. We don't need things.

It's the thought that counts!

Very similar to the christmasinator and weddingator

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

Thanks. Sounds delicious

When you grow up, you can change your traditions. You don't always have to follow the crowd.

Thanksgiving, Christmas and Weddings too.

The sweet release of death. It's quiet, dark and toasty warm in there

Gee, I just took it to mean that Santa might sometimes need a break. People stand in line a long time to see Santa, and children get grumpy, sleepy, upset, hungry, need a diaper changed, etc. And the parents... What is supposed to be fun can become unpleasant for everyone.