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“I Took That Literally”: Core Worker Watches Company Go Into Chaos After Maliciously Complying With New Manager’s Demands
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“I Took That Literally”: Core Worker Watches Company Go Into Chaos After Maliciously Complying With New Manager’s Demands

“I Took That Literally”: Core Worker Watches Company Go Into Chaos After Maliciously Complying With New Manager’s DemandsExperienced Employee Is Ordered To Drop Everything And Cut Polystyrene Into Small Squares By New Manager, Does Exactly That, Making The Place Fall ApartEmployee Shows Just How Stupid New Manager's Order Was By Dropping Everything And Doing Only The 'Top Priority' Task, Gets Him FiredNew Manager Makes Core Employee Drop What He's Doing And Cut Polystyrene Instead, The Whole Warehouse Starts Falling ApartNew Manager Makes A Time-Wasting Ridiculous Task A Top Priority, Regrets It When Employee Maliciously Complies, Costing Him His JobEmployee Single-Handedly Takes Down A Power-Hungry New Manager By Maliciously Complying To Do His Dumb 'Top Priority' TaskNew Manager Thinks Making Top Employee Cut Polystyrene As His New Manager Makes A Time-Wasting Ridiculous Task A Top Priority, Regrets It When Employee Maliciously Complies, Costing Him His Job“Nothing Got Done”: Experienced Employee Spends All His Time Cutting Polystyrene Into Small Squares After Manager Makes It A “Top Priority”
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An experienced, skilled employee is like a Swiss army knife, able to perform all sorts of functions and keep the whole operation running. But an inexperienced manager is an exact inverse, as they can be perfectly capable of wasting their potential, everyone’s time, and the company’s money simultaneously.

An internet user described the time they maliciously complied with a new manager who really wanted to save a dime on skip disposal. As usual, it ended up costing a dollar, as the employee, who had over five years of experience, was ordered to make cutting polystyrene into small squares his “top priority.”
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Managers sometimes get “great” ideas that ultimately don’t work, waste time, and can sink a profitable business

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An experienced employee described the time their new boss thought saving a little on trash disposal was a “top priority”

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Bad managers are often ignorant of the vital skills and knowledge that each employee possesses

The internet is full of incompetent, stubborn manager stories, but there is another major mistake Martin made. In the introduction, OP mentioned wearing a lot of hats at his job, coupled with half a decade of experience. This is clearly an employee with the experience and knowledge to solve most edge case issues, an employee that could pass on a wealth of knowledge to new workers (or managers, if they cared to learn). Instead, this extra value was thrown away in the trash alongside a mountain of polystyrene squares. This was a manager who just did not understand the strengths of those he managed and traded efficiency across the entire operation for slightly reducing waste disposal costs.

More savvy managers would recognize that OP possesses a significant amount of what is sometimes called “institutional knowledge,” which is a fancy, managerial way of saying they know a lot about their job and the company in general. Business analysts believe that knowledgeable specialists are almost always more expensive to replace than retain, so companies should do their utmost to keep these employees. This manager somehow managed to commit a double foul, as he squandered OP’s abilities on polystyrene and simultaneously did not even replace him with someone “cheaper.” To play the devil’s advocate, perhaps the manager was just ignorant, instead of truly incompetent (a fine line exists between the two) but his behavior after it became clear that the order was causing problems indicates an ego disproportionate to his ability.

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Business research shows that experienced employees benefit companies disproportionately more than it might look on paper

Researchers have found that, increasingly, companies are struggling to keep up with expertise, a process called the decay of knowledge. In the information age, technology moves so quickly that, for example, the knowledge gained through obtaining an engineering degree is out of date or forgotten roughly two years after graduation. Simultaneously, employees are moving around more than ever, with the average tenure at a position being, coincidentally, two years. Without good retention strategies or high-quality workforce training programs, companies risk losing out on efficiency and productivity as the few, long-term (which OP would qualify as in 2023) employees leave or retire. A manager misusing such an employee is akin to selling off a logistics company’s trucks in order to create more parking space at HQ.

The knowledge of how a company operates is often quite distinct from theoretical, formal education. Similarly, unlike formal education, most companies don’t publish textbooks and other materials. Operational knowledge is often oral and passed down by the more experienced to less-experienced workers. The downside of this method is pretty straightforward, people are forgetful. Some research suggests that we forget 90% of new information within a month. If this information isn’t written down and an older worker retires, it might be simply lost. This just underscores the importance of correctly utilizing a worker like OP and, more importantly, having them do their real job, not some hair-brained waste efficiency scheme.

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OP answered some reader’s questions and detailed the manager’s incompetence

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Readers expressed their mirth at just how block-headed this manager was

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I am a writer at Bored Panda. Despite being born in the US, I ended up spending most of my life in Europe, from Latvia, Austria, and Georgia to finally settling in Lithuania. At Bored Panda, you’ll find me covering topics ranging from the cat meme of the day to red flags in the workplace and really anything else. In my free time, I enjoy hiking, beating other people at board games, cooking, good books, and bad films.

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I am a writer at Bored Panda. Despite being born in the US, I ended up spending most of my life in Europe, from Latvia, Austria, and Georgia to finally settling in Lithuania. At Bored Panda, you’ll find me covering topics ranging from the cat meme of the day to red flags in the workplace and really anything else. In my free time, I enjoy hiking, beating other people at board games, cooking, good books, and bad films.

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Mindaugas Balčiauskas

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I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they talking about styrofoam? Or something different. If I click off BP to google I lose my place. BP or my phone does it every time.

Nordic And Sneezing
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get the whole "Do several people's jobs besides my own without extra pay" mentality. Like, you do 4-5 people's jobs but are only paid for doing YOUR job.

Christina T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a major problem in the US, especially if you're a hard worker and reliable. It starts with management asking you to take on an extra task, then another, until pretty soon you are covering 5 positions and only being paid for one, and getting in trouble for not completing tasks that were never part of your job description in the first place.

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they talking about styrofoam? Or something different. If I click off BP to google I lose my place. BP or my phone does it every time.

Nordic And Sneezing
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get the whole "Do several people's jobs besides my own without extra pay" mentality. Like, you do 4-5 people's jobs but are only paid for doing YOUR job.

Christina T
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a major problem in the US, especially if you're a hard worker and reliable. It starts with management asking you to take on an extra task, then another, until pretty soon you are covering 5 positions and only being paid for one, and getting in trouble for not completing tasks that were never part of your job description in the first place.

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