My dogs know I'm insane already.

Justice for Herbert!

Didn't expect it... this made me really laugh!

Explains it all.

Oh very Nice. Wonder what -insert-name-of-most-disliked-politician got?

The crisper drawer: where good intentions go to die.

Cowboy Bebop.

Well, this is very funny too!

I must remember this for my next trip to the Moon!

i want this tee shirt so bad

My dear, it may look like a nail/screw, look close to see a juicy worm for dinner !!!

They can not only roll it, but pat it and mark it with their first initial.

This is amazing

Well, i do already have a large bag of potatoes......

Wow, this one is really thought provoking. I'm just curious as to where they put that slice of the Earth while they investigated.

That's not a dinosaur

If Japan couldn't deal with Godzilla by now, we'll be screwed with the T-Rex.

MUM GET THE CAMERA

lmao

Dreamsicles are the only popsicles worth fighting bears for

Or load your trashcan and wait for a raccoon..

With this logic I think that a maple leaf must be... delicious! ✨

did jurassic park teach us nothing!

And if you have young children, it is set to "desperately tired."

Wow! What a deal

R.I.P hot water , you will be mist. _________yah i'm getting my hat and going now.

Well, clearly not in THAT jumper! Please.

Well yes you probably would. lolol

This one is great! I may use this on my kids, they'll love it!

At some points during the night I get close to feeling this desperate, though for me and not some poor child!

Robert! Get a hold of yourself!

Would the t-rex's hat have a chin strap?

Ha, ha! Yep.

Now why didn't I think of this solution?

Oh hang on ! this is true.

Oh, that makes total sense now! Go Chipmunks, you're so tricky!

don't forget the converse of the pythagorean theorem, where you give that triangle some stylish footwear.

Wtf i only saw the jaguar. Where is the woman?

...and yo mama

or Bullwinkle throws him

I want to know what kid did this so that we have to have the "no running with Bunsen burner" rule?

Your life: It might not be produce, but you know you're getting a good one when you have enough sleep, unlike me.

My son wanted to know why EVERYONE in the doctor's office was wearing stethoscopes - asked if it was an actual part of their uniform. He's never seen the majority of these people use them and is pretty sure they're all fake.

isn't nature amazing

How??

but something really special happens if you stare at the first square for 10 minutes then the second square for 10 minutes

Why use unsalted butter and yet add salt? Why not use salted butter? This puzzles me.

What's their secret??

Oh Ken , oh no! just when were you going to tell me ?

Number 4 have a right logic.

Of course! It's a universal fact.

It also helps the monkeys get more time to think up a revenge plot. It's a win win for everyone!

Gary knows better!

The girl in the blue is going to need new shins, socks and shoes. Poor thing.

why does the guy in the first picture look like he's "bad touching" that unicorn??!

I know weiner dogs have ferocious attitudes, but what caused them to die out in Africa? Did they overhunt their main food staples and starve themselves out?

504 months = 42 years old..

Might have to try the whiskey thing...